Know anyone who is pregnant or thinking of having children?

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Know anyone who is pregnant or thinking of having children?

Post by we0ne » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:19 am

Business Of Being Born - Documentary

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=KTZyXiDU6Q0



Take back your right to birth naturally. Be informed and responsible for your own health care. There is a lot to know, but well worth the effort it takes to learn. Do your own research, you will be glad you did. Remember, your baby is only born once...

For a place to start your research go to:

http://www.cfmidwifery.org/[url]

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Post by Elderberry » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:23 am

I say have it in a test tube or rent a womb. It won't fuck up your figure, stretch your vagina or put you through months of lmorning sickness, misery and ower back pain. And speaking of pain--won't need to be bothered with that during child birth either. Intelligent design my ass!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:33 am

Who said you HAVE to reproduce! There are already too many fucking people in the world!

Are you so selfish to think that you are so unique that the world needs more of you cosmopolitan junk buying consumers.

or is it the fact, that you truly are narcisstic?

You marry or choose a mate, that looks just like you then you have a child that looks like you!

Adopt a child!

Having more is destroying the world!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:35 am

Pain is good, embrace it, pain makes you strong.

No, I don't have a womb, why?

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Post by we0ne » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:06 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Who said you HAVE to reproduce! There are already too many fucking people in the world!

Are you so selfish to think that you are so unique that the world needs more of you cosmopolitan junk buying consumers.

or is it the fact, that you truly are narcisstic?

You marry or choose a mate, that looks just like you then you have a child that looks like you!

Adopt a child!

Having more is destroying the world!

AIIZ

Adoption is a favorable option for so many reasons. However, it would be remiss to think that all of humanity will not continue to reproduce, so, for those who chose to procreate, knowledge and respect of the birthing process is a must. Birthing practices impact our lives forever and shape many other aspects of our society.Whether or not you are a parent yourself, it affects you in ways you would never imagine.

Surely you don't think that all parents are cosmopolitan junk buying consumers do you? I'll do some research on that for you.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:17 am

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Post by we0ne » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:48 am

jkisha wrote:I say have it in a test tube or rent a womb. It won't fuck up your figure, stretch your vagina or put you through months of lmorning sickness, misery and ower back pain. And speaking of pain--won't need to be bothered with that during child birth either. Intelligent design my ass!

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I'm sorry to hear you had such an awful pregnancy.
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Post by Elderberry » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:34 pm

we0ne wrote:
jkisha wrote:I say have it in a test tube or rent a womb. It won't fuck up your figure, stretch your vagina or put you through months of lmorning sickness, misery and ower back pain. And speaking of pain--won't need to be bothered with that during child birth either. Intelligent design my ass!

JK
I'm sorry to hear you had such an awful pregnancy.
:) Please take everything I say with a grain of salt--maybe two grains!

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Post by we0ne » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:43 pm

[quote="jkisha"][/quote]

:) Please take everything I say with a grain of salt--maybe two grains!



OK, Just checking. :wink:
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Post by we0ne » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:40 pm

:lol:
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:27 am

I understand that civilized people like to have medical care nearby in case the pregnancy gets complicated.

What do they do in White Horse when things go awry?

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Post by we0ne » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:13 pm

We have a fully qualified Tertiary hospital here in Whitehorse. As the documentary points out, no one is disputing the merit in having things in place for a medically justified, complicated birth, however, in the US especially, Physicians and big business have interfered with so many who are quite capable of birthing naturally that you now have the highest infant/newborn and maternal mortality rate per capita in all of the developed world for this very reason. Cesearan Sections are very dangerous surgery and should only be performed when absolutely medically necessary. Not when it suits a physicians schedule, the nursing staff or the mandate of a private health care system.
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Agree

Post by justfred » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:56 pm

Saw the movie about a year ago, very enlightening.
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:10 pm

I've helped deliver 2 babes in the field. Both were thankfully clean deliveries, no problems both were G2P1 We0ne I have gone on some dog awful calls, and these were 2 that truly made my day, and one's that I will never forget. No L & D suites, no Docs, just Mom on the cot, and a couple awestruck catchers :D
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:12 pm

:lol: After I posted the last one, I glanced at my sig. line, and LMAO :lol:
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Post by we0ne » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:19 pm

Hey Sailman,

Awesome that you just realized your signature....hehehe. Yes, when left to their own devices, MOST women are very capable of letting their bodies do the talking, as they were designed to work. I'm glad to hear the deliveries went well. Any babies now have you or your EMS partners name???

Oh and, I've been meaning to ask: I obviously camped with you last year, however, with your tag of Sailman, I'm not quite placing the text behind the person wh recalls the upside down Canadian Flag ...please give me a hint.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:19 am

Yeah, I know, I'm just being snarky.

Breast-feeding is good too.

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Post by Elderberry » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:47 am

What is "G2P1"?

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Post by we0ne » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:13 pm

G stands for Gravida and the P for Para. Gravida/para/abortus (GPA), or sometimes just gravida/para (GP), is a shorthand notation for a woman's obstetric history.

Gravida indicates the total number of times a woman has been pregnant, regardless of whether these pregnancies were carried to term. A current pregnancy, if any, is included in this count. Para indicates the number of viable (>20 wks) births. Pregnancies consisting of multiples, such as twins or triplets, count as ONE birth for the purpose of this notation. Abortus is the number of pregnancies that were lost for any reason, including induced abortions or miscarriages. The abortus term is sometimes dropped when no pregnancies have been lost.

Therefore, the history of a woman who has had two pregnancies (both of which resulted in live births) would be noted as G2P2. A woman who had 4 pregnancies, one of which was miscarried, is noted as G4P3A1.
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Post by Elderberry » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:15 pm

Thanks,

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Post by we0ne » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:19 pm

no problem
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Post by Sail Man » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:17 pm

we0ne wrote:Hey Sailman,

Awesome that you just realized your signature....hehehe. Yes, when left to their own devices, MOST women are very capable of letting their bodies do the talking, as they were designed to work. I'm glad to hear the deliveries went well. Any babies now have you or your EMS partners name???

Oh and, I've been meaning to ask: I obviously camped with you last year, however, with your tag of Sailman, I'm not quite placing the text behind the person wh recalls the upside down Canadian Flag ...please give me a hint.

Thanks
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No We0ne, sadly neither was named after me or my partners :cry:

They were pretty quick deliveries, textbook really. My Medic training req. we do L&D clinicals, but that was after the fact :lol: I was an EMT-B for the first one, and a EMT-S for the second.

Ahhh yes, the upside down flag, which I had nothing to do with btw LOL
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jkisha, g2p1 means a woman was gravid twice, with para meaning 1 birth. After they delivered the 2nd for us, they were then g2p2.
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