You all suck
- Apollonaris Zeus
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You all suck
what a bunch of wimps
you are all sad
the gods cry and so do I
lets hope the next species that controls the earth does better
AIIZ
you are all sad
the gods cry and so do I
lets hope the next species that controls the earth does better
AIIZ
- Apollonaris Zeus
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- oneeyeddick
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- Apollonaris Zeus
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what do you think
get a life
can I post here for a week without one of you regulars replying?
OK I know your life is not an orgy but for a moment can i have someone else someone new to BM
reply!
not that I hate you regulars OK I hate all of you regulars
not really
but can I get some one new?
eplaya is boring me
I'm dying for new blood!
please people Old burners or old eplayans do not reply to me ignore me
just you new people you new Eplayens!
fuck where are you:
It's like talking to myself
You all sucik
get a life
can I post here for a week without one of you regulars replying?
OK I know your life is not an orgy but for a moment can i have someone else someone new to BM
reply!
not that I hate you regulars OK I hate all of you regulars
not really
but can I get some one new?
eplaya is boring me
I'm dying for new blood!
please people Old burners or old eplayans do not reply to me ignore me
just you new people you new Eplayens!
fuck where are you:
It's like talking to myself
You all sucik
- Kinetik V
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With all due respect, FUCK YOU.Apollonaris Zeus wrote:what do you think
get a life
can I post here for a week without one of you regulars replying?
OK I know your life is not an orgy but for a moment can i have someone else someone new to BM
reply!
not that I hate you regulars OK I hate all of you regulars
not really
but can I get some one new?
eplaya is boring me
I'm dying for new blood!
please people Old burners or old eplayans do not reply to me ignore me
just you new people you new Eplayens!
fuck where are you:
It's like talking to myself
You all sucik
Kinetic V
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- oneeyeddick
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- Sail Man
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ygmir wrote:yeah, until some dipwad shines a flashlight and scares the others away.......oneeyeddick wrote:If this is gonna be another one of those threads were we start fucking each other,
just like Doc Pyro, I like to be the one in the middle.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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.. It's Not That Your Ass Is The Size Of Great Britian.....
If there's gonna be any sucking going on.....
*whips out dick*
the rebbi
*whips out dick*
the rebbi
- oneeyeddick
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I don't suck up to people that suck.Do I hear someone sucking up?
How To Change The World: The Art of Sucking Up http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2008/03/the ... -suck.html
There is an art to sucking up. Done too blatantly it will backfire. Done too weakly, you won't get what you want. The perfect suck up contains the following elements:
Credibility. No matter how good you suck up, if you don't meet the requirements for placement, a job, an interview, whatever, it won't matter, so you need to show why you deserve what you're asking for.
Empathy. Who can resist a little play on emotion? "Please help me...we're just a little company trying to make a go of it." Actually, I'll tell you who can resist this: buttheads that aren't worth sucking up to.
Utility. The best suck-ups are mutually beneficial. You are not only getting something, you are also providing something of value. Or, if you're in no position to do it right away, that you will provide something of value in the future. Great suck-ups are always a win-win situation.
Gratitude. If you're trying to get something, express gratitude for what you already have. This works much better than acting pissed off and wronged. Confrontion is not part of the art of sucking up because you can seldom bludgeon someone into helping you.
Obligation. According to The Man, Robert Cialdini, if someone does something for you, you're pretty much compelled to do something in return. For example, if you've already done something useful for me, how can I resist doing something for you?
Fluidity. If you're going to ask someone to do something, make it a friction-free effort. You've probably got one shot, so assume the answer will be a "yes" and provide the action items. For example, if you want us to list your site in Alltop, provide the feed--don't force us to go look for it.
Flattery. You might think that this is the most important element in a suck up, but it isn't. This is because most of the people you'll be sucking up to are frequently flattered (deserved or not), so don't make this a central part of your pitch. One sentence at the beginning is enough, then focus on credible reasons why the person should help you.
Read more: How to Change the World: The Art of Sucking Up - http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2008/03/the ... z0CJ4gTBH5
- oneeyeddick
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- Apollonaris Zeus
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- Sail Man
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Well, I don't know about sucking, but I did some pumping and blowing at work the other dayoneeyeddick wrote:With JK pounding it all the time , we need more sucking in here to balance things out.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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