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Apollonaris Zeus
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You all suck

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:06 pm

what a bunch of wimps

you are all sad


the gods cry and so do I


lets hope the next species that controls the earth does better

AIIZ

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:09 pm

YES i'm talking bout you

You suck!

your shit


all of you

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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:28 pm

Does that include all of our socks too ?
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:43 pm

what do you think

get a life

can I post here for a week without one of you regulars replying?


OK I know your life is not an orgy but for a moment can i have someone else someone new to BM

reply!

not that I hate you regulars OK I hate all of you regulars

not really

but can I get some one new?

eplaya is boring me

I'm dying for new blood!

please people Old burners or old eplayans do not reply to me ignore me

just you new people you new Eplayens!

fuck where are you:

It's like talking to myself

You all sucik

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Post by Lambic » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:57 pm

Ummm... No

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Post by Isotopia » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:42 pm

A II Z, time for new meds?

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Post by Kinetik V » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:03 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:what do you think

get a life

can I post here for a week without one of you regulars replying?


OK I know your life is not an orgy but for a moment can i have someone else someone new to BM

reply!

not that I hate you regulars OK I hate all of you regulars

not really

but can I get some one new?

eplaya is boring me

I'm dying for new blood!

please people Old burners or old eplayans do not reply to me ignore me

just you new people you new Eplayens!

fuck where are you:

It's like talking to myself

You all sucik
With all due respect, FUCK YOU.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:26 pm

If this is gonna be another one of those threads were we start fucking each other,
just like Doc Pyro, I like to be the one in the middle.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by BitterDan » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:41 am

Wut?
Camp FuckIt + MT - 7:15 & D (maybe)

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Post by ygmir » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:00 am

oneeyeddick wrote:If this is gonna be another one of those threads were we start fucking each other,
just like Doc Pyro, I like to be the one in the middle.
yeah, until some dipwad shines a flashlight and scares the others away.......
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:19 am

Don't reply, you'll just encourage him.

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Post by Sail Man » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:24 am

ygmir wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:If this is gonna be another one of those threads were we start fucking each other,
just like Doc Pyro, I like to be the one in the middle.
yeah, until some dipwad shines a flashlight and scares the others away.......
:lol: are you still mad at her ygmir 8)


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Post by Elderberry » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:34 am

Is this another MDMF007 'don't post here' thread? Wasn't once enough? No points for originality for you!

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:39 am

If there's gonna be any sucking going on.....






*whips out dick*





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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:42 am

Bad news Rabbi Dali Rick......Doc is right in front of you.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:50 pm

Isotopia wrote:A II Z, time for new meds?
Actually, I suck up too many beers and martinis last night

new tasty meds to suck up!

and K said Fuck Off!

I suck so do you so suck it in baby!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:55 am

Suck anything lately?

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:20 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Suck anything lately?
How can we? You're too busy doing all the sucking. :shock: just kidding PS: You suck. I don't know you all that well, but that's what everyone is saying. They say you suck suck suck, and I believe everything I hear around here.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:20 pm

:shock: just kidding PS: You suck.
Do I hear someone sucking up?

Sure I do alot of sucking, but I think some of you are getting more suck then me!

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:13 pm

Do I hear someone sucking up?
I don't suck up to people that suck.


How To Change The World: The Art of Sucking Up http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2008/03/the ... -suck.html

There is an art to sucking up. Done too blatantly it will backfire. Done too weakly, you won't get what you want. The perfect suck up contains the following elements:

Credibility. No matter how good you suck up, if you don't meet the requirements for placement, a job, an interview, whatever, it won't matter, so you need to show why you deserve what you're asking for.
Empathy. Who can resist a little play on emotion? "Please help me...we're just a little company trying to make a go of it." Actually, I'll tell you who can resist this: buttheads that aren't worth sucking up to.
Utility. The best suck-ups are mutually beneficial. You are not only getting something, you are also providing something of value. Or, if you're in no position to do it right away, that you will provide something of value in the future. Great suck-ups are always a win-win situation.
Gratitude. If you're trying to get something, express gratitude for what you already have. This works much better than acting pissed off and wronged. Confrontion is not part of the art of sucking up because you can seldom bludgeon someone into helping you.
Obligation. According to The Man, Robert Cialdini, if someone does something for you, you're pretty much compelled to do something in return. For example, if you've already done something useful for me, how can I resist doing something for you?
Fluidity. If you're going to ask someone to do something, make it a friction-free effort. You've probably got one shot, so assume the answer will be a "yes" and provide the action items. For example, if you want us to list your site in Alltop, provide the feed--don't force us to go look for it.
Flattery. You might think that this is the most important element in a suck up, but it isn't. This is because most of the people you'll be sucking up to are frequently flattered (deserved or not), so don't make this a central part of your pitch. One sentence at the beginning is enough, then focus on credible reasons why the person should help you.

Read more: How to Change the World: The Art of Sucking Up - http://blog.guykawasaki.com/2008/03/the ... z0CJ4gTBH5

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Post by **burn** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:41 pm

I love Guy Kawasaki. He has a great book - How to Drive Your Competition Crazy. Excellent read.

(Since this thread sucks, no one will mind a little thread drift.)

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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:25 pm

Hey! How did The Bar's jukebox get in here?!! Now that sucks! *slaps it silly*

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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:25 pm

With JK pounding it all the time , we need more sucking in here to balance things out.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:06 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:With JK pounding it all the time , we need more sucking in here to balance things out.
might it be your balls are feeling a bit tired from cuming so much.

so I guess you're here to be sucked dry to give them a break!

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Post by mdmf007 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:30 pm

What the hell -

This was my idea to beat people and keep them off of MY thread - you cant do the same thing on YOUR thread.

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Post by Sail Man » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:40 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:With JK pounding it all the time , we need more sucking in here to balance things out.
Well, I don't know about sucking, but I did some pumping and blowing at work the other day :wink:
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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:18 pm

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