I did an experiment a few days ago...well we were bored and needed something to ahh entertain ourselves. So we were fiddling around with various creams and lotions. I found some yummy stuff at Walmart, it's an 'utter' or 'udder' cream. I think it's essentially the same stuff farmers spread on cows udders.
Is something like that a good thing to protect your parts that need protecting?
The one we tried actually felt really good and didn't leave a stinky smell.