My first year...oh my...

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SockMonkey
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My first year...oh my...

Post by SockMonkey » Thu May 07, 2009 8:56 pm

Hi everybody. I'm new here to this burner lifestyle.
This will be my first year. I don't know what to expect,
but a friend said I had to go with her. I have read the
survival guide, I like camping, I sew costumes for a living.
I hope I fit it. Thanks. See you in the desert.

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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu May 07, 2009 9:27 pm

Sweeeeeet! Another virgin! Another monkey!!!
Let me be the first to welcome you and spank your monkey!
*spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank
spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank
*

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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Thu May 07, 2009 9:43 pm

Oh, and just for the record?
I'm the leader matriarch dom monkey in these parts.
Just kiddin', hon.
WELCOME!!!

I kid a lot. I monkey around a lot. It's all good.

:P

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Post by MozyBonz » Fri May 08, 2009 11:49 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Sweeeeeet! Another virgin! Another monkey!!!
Let me be the first to welcome you and spank your monkey!
*spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank
spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank
*

you scared him/her away!!! POOO!!!

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Elderberry
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Post by Elderberry » Fri May 08, 2009 4:46 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK
Elderberry

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

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Monkeypoo
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Post by Monkeypoo » Sat May 09, 2009 2:17 pm

MozyBonz wrote:you scared him/her away!!! POOO!!!
Ahhh, phooey. Damn. Really?
Why are so many folks scared off by spanking?
Here. Let me show y'all.
Nothing to be scared of.
I really am harmless.

*bends Mozy over, rubs his ass right nice and all,
shimmies the paddle over his ass, rubs his ass some
more, then WHACKS him a fucking good one*


Now, tell me -- that didn't hurt a bit now, did it?
Tell me you didn't enjoy that.

Spanking is an expression of love.

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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Sat May 09, 2009 3:09 pm

I just came up with Mozy's them song for the day.......


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YGMIR

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