Hi everybody. I'm new here to this burner lifestyle.
This will be my first year. I don't know what to expect,
but a friend said I had to go with her. I have read the
survival guide, I like camping, I sew costumes for a living.
I hope I fit it. Thanks. See you in the desert.
My first year...oh my...
- SockMonkey
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Monkeypoo wrote:Sweeeeeet! Another virgin! Another monkey!!!
Let me be the first to welcome you and spank your monkey!
*spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank
spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank*
you scared him/her away!!! POOO!!!
- Elderberry
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- Monkeypoo
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Ahhh, phooey. Damn. Really?MozyBonz wrote:you scared him/her away!!! POOO!!!
Why are so many folks scared off by spanking?
Here. Let me show y'all.
Nothing to be scared of.
I really am harmless.
*bends Mozy over, rubs his ass right nice and all,
shimmies the paddle over his ass, rubs his ass some
more, then WHACKS him a fucking good one*
Now, tell me -- that didn't hurt a bit now, did it?
Tell me you didn't enjoy that.
Spanking is an expression of love.