It's your old neighbor and we will live side x side again. Our camp transcendent FunKtions is at 9:30 Mercury. Here is the shite we have going on:
Hello Beautiful People,
Please forward to any Burners or soon to be Burners who want to plug-in, we still have room and you still have time:
OK, so most of you have heard by now that my co-producer, co-King, the Anti-Fashion Mogul, nano-magician, master of disaster (especially on the turntables) Tommy Bigfinger has had to make the painful decision to participate this year's burn on his laptop via webcast. We will miss him whole fartedly. He has plans to masterbate to the thought of being there with us.
We will have several moments of non-silence for him & others unable to attend the burn. May the universe bless your filthy little playa souls.
Now down to business. Our camp has just manifested an amazing rig. Our address now has a large main structure on it. It's name is 'the Nome' and it sounds fucken fantastical & playa perfect. It is the brain child of our new campmates Joel & Marina, from Los Gatos (no, i never heard of the place either but its near San Jose). It has a full kitchen, living room, dining room for 15 people, outdoor shade area, mostly carpeted, it's pretty big (32' x 42' = 1344 square feet), and get this - IT SEALS UP IN A DUST STORM. Joel & Marina like to cook and plan on doing some group meals. Playa potluck dinner party anyone?
I know what your thinking and you are wrong. I didn't trade Tommy for 'the Nome' in some twisted deal with the Devil. It's just the universe & the playa providing some comfort for us and a welcome home for Marina, Joel & 'the Nome'. It has nothing to do with Mr. Bigfinger.
It does require effort to set-up and take down. But for those of us who have been on the playa with & without a shade structure - it sucks to be without. And as far as with & without a kitchen, dining room, living room and shower. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE COMFORTS OF HOME ON THE PLAYA DAMNIT.
So, what we need now is three or four people (able-bodied & ready to get the job done) to come with me to pick up 'the Nome' in Los Gatos (on Saturday 8/27/04) and bring him to the Playa and set it up on Sunday 8/27/04. I'll be driving my RV but we would also like to have the option of a truck/SUV/van with a good towing capacity (V-6 to V-8) and one of them big square hitch things.
As far as the pool goes...I.A.A.M. It's All About the Money. I know nobody forgets how priceless that was to have a fucken pool on the playa. Man that was the shit. We need to get some more camp donations to get to the $1200 mark, $700 of which will be returned if the pool & equipment comes back in one peace. Paypal anyone? Rena has volunteered to be our sexy Lifeguard and will be monitoring the Pool & equipment. Anybody have room on a credit card for the deposit or a portion there of? You can paypal William (last year's camp Engineer Extrodinair and the owner of the stuff who sadly enough won't be with us this year) and then he'll paypal you back before you get your bill.
DJ Dice is spinning as the house DJ and we have a few super phat guest DJ's at our camp coming to spin sets with Dice. Now that we have 'the Nome-ster' on board, we are back on track with our disco lights. No, not some cheesy set-up but a bunch of professional shit Tommy & I scored a few months back.
Queen Tantrika and Bobby are pimping out their RV as a Black Light Lounge. It sounds killer and I can't wait for my mushroom-filled, Vodka-soaked head to go play there.
And to last year's amazing camp mates, a little note, I have planned a simpler, funner, one art car venture. It will be more outrageously amazing and less work.
I would like input, feedback, comments, questions, DONATIONS, and anyone's ideas on making this a sweet burn for all of us.
Piece,
Tomas Verde
'CockTail Man'
Mayor & King of Transcendent FunKtions
9:30 Mercury
Black Rock City
the Universe
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310.985.9393
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