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TomServo
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Postby TomServo » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:26 pm

PavementBlues wrote:
failblog wrote:undercover male cop on bike: "do you know where i can find some barbiturates?" me: "no, but we're doing heroin later." undercover male cop: "really?" me: "yep, right after the child porn theatre." cop rides away.


That. Is. Amazing.

High five.

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How did I miss that?! Heehee...fucking brilliant!
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Postby Oreally? » Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:31 am

Will someone f*((& me and make this hair legit!
My other vehicle is a mutant.
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Postby TomServo » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:07 am

Black Rock Gazzette: Man fails at flying attempt
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:33 pm

One of the top ten highlights of 2009, without a doubt.


situation : Girl with megaphone....Screaming

Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
Location, Esplanade & Tenth


Reaction: Crowd turns to look.

Girl with megaphone demurely whispers into bullhorn:

"Thank you"
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Postby failblog » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:37 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"


now... THAT is burning man ;-)
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Look! Big FIRE!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:40 pm

likes moths...

i cannot blame them, i have seen the flame.
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Postby PavementBlues » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:15 pm

failblog wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"


now... THAT is burning man ;-)


Dammit, stop saying stuff like that! I'm TRYING to be in denial here.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:14 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIztqPlJ3w[/youtube]
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Postby pinemom » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:59 pm

It's the best place in the world to not fit in.



By Ellorum...had to drag this one over here!
Priceless!
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:58 pm

PavementBlues wrote:
failblog wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Quote....."LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"


now... THAT is burning man ;-)


Dammit, stop saying stuff like that! I'm TRYING to be in denial here.


Love love love that one!
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:29 am

"Hey watch this!"
-followed by the sound of the medi-vac helicopter.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:32 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:"Hey watch this!"
-followed by the sound of the medi-vac helicopter.


Paraphrasing Steven Wright:
"Buckle your seat belt. I saw this in a cartoon once and I'm pretty sure I can do it...".
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:43 am

One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:25 am

Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:49 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?


Not yet. Will you beta test it for us?
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Postby oneeyeddick » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:58 am

Shifting the coversation by showing them the picture of my flamethrowing penis in my wallet usually does the trick for me.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:07 am

I know it made me hot.................well, that, and, your girlfriend............I'm sure it was the pic, though...........
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Postby madmatt » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:19 am

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Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:22 am

nice MM.........who said that?

*noting Runes in the pics, is that on purpose?*
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Postby madmatt » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:19 pm

ygmir wrote:nice MM.........who said that?

*noting Runes in the pics, is that on purpose?*


http://www.escapemotions.com/experiment ... x.html#top
This amazing artist Peter Blaskovic.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 14, 2010 6:57 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Have you ever tried the "turtles" variant?


Not yet. Will you beta test it for us?


It's a tried and true stratagem.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related[/youtube]
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Postby Victorian » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:14 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.


Not to be advertising or anything, but the cartoon invader zim...

The little robot character gir has been known for quoting "YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY"...

More fitting for being out on the playa for a few days.

Mister Jellyfish. I like you. :lol:
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Postby Blurt » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:06 pm

"Namaste, motherf**ker"

I think he was reading it from a bumper-sticker, but nonetheless, I have taken it fully to heart and it is my mantra.
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Postby ragabashpup » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:11 pm

Person A: "Orgasm"
Person B: "I'm Coming"
This was shouted all over TC in 08. Still makes me giggle when someone says the word orgasm.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:51 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.

For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."

My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".

I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.



i love lamp.


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Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:05 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeaPKuiyPK0&feature=related[/youtube]
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Postby TomServo » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:38 am

"I HAVE THE MEGAPHONE! I'M IN CONTROL!"
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:44 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead...

He-he. :)
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Postby TomServo » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:04 am

"Matching socks? What fun is that?"
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:28 am

"you had better finish all of your drugs tonight honey, and we are NOT taking acid on the plane this time, you remember what happened last year."
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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