Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:One of my favorites, that I use all the time is in response to conversations that get inappropriately deep as somebody starts to drag them toward their own agenda and rhetoric.
For example if they start saying stuff like: "... Yes but the internal goddess within praises us all for our being and such-ness, knowing that the third unicorn of winged virtue is..."
My interruptive response is "I like puppies". Try it! When they look at you like a cuckoo bird just popped out of your forehead, press on with "I like puppies. I'll bet if I had a puppy in my hands now I would hold it, and pet it, and love it. I like puppies".
I don't get invited back to lots of "spiritual" parties.
Not to be advertising or anything, but the cartoon invader zim...
The little robot character gir has been known for quoting "YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY"...
More fitting for being out on the playa for a few days.
Mister Jellyfish. I like you.