DAMN CAT

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:22 pm

gyre wrote:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

you tube "funny cats" my favorite!

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:20 pm

Right now on yahoo news theres a you tube video of a cat playing with an ipad. kinda humorus

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:32 pm

I like the one of the cat riding the roomba and even swatting at the dog from it.

My video store actually has a shop cat.

Lolcatspeak inspires me to gbh.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:29 pm

Theres another video on yahoo news about Charels the cat who wandered
off from home in Albuquerque and got picked up as a stray in Chicago
I got kinda choked up watching it

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:15 am

AntiM wrote:My Siamese likes to sleep behind my legs at night, snuggled up against my butt. "Ass-cat".

Sooooo, you have opposable kitty's?

Bad Sail Man, bad, bad Sail Man

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:49 am

Highland Tiger

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scot ... 628434.stm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:17 am

Sail Man wrote:
AntiM wrote:My Siamese likes to sleep behind my legs at night, snuggled up against my butt. "Ass-cat".
Sooooo, you have opposable kitty's?

Bad Sail Man, bad, bad Sail Man

chuckling........

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:06 pm

Right before Burning Man last year, I decided to bust out a glow stick (blue to be specific). I was swishing it back and forth across our bed as 16lb. damn cat bit the glow stick. As he does this I can see the liquid shoot down his throat and then all over his face. I freaked

! I know it says non toxic on the packaging but things that are non toxic to people aren't neccessarily for animals. Of course it's about 10pm. So I finally got a hold of someone at our local emergency vet. I'm in a panic that I've killed my damn cat from something as stupid as this. (By this time kitty is running around the house like a maniac foaming horribly from the mouth, oh and his whole face is glowing a magical blue, along with the carpet and comforter!) I told the lady what we were up to and she started laughing hysterically

as I'm telling her this, damn cat has managed to lodge his porky body behind the couch. Looking behind the couch all I could see was a bright blue nose and whiskers and the sound of growling kitty discontent. Needless to say, glow stick juice just tastes really bad to damn cats and that is why they foam at the mouth, so for future reference, glow stick juice will not kill your animals.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:42 pm

Tom had become indifferent to persecution, by this time. This phase filled the old ladyâ€™s heart with consternation. This indifference must be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Pain-Killer for the first time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form. She dropped the water treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Pain-Killer. She gave Tom a tea-spoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at peace again; for the â€œindifferenceâ€

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:51 pm

Along with LostinReno:
About two months ago little Gizmo, mentioned earlier, ate some German chocolate cake.
Chocolate can be deadly to cats and dogs so I grabed him from the cake, and, it was a Friday night.
My better half called the emergency vet hospital in Carson City and they said cats just "nibble."
So chances are he did'nt eat much, *as I watch Alley come from the computer cabinet* if any.
We were to monitor and watch his behavior for the next 24 hours and if
we see any changes to bring him in STAT.
He did'nt change and he's just as hyper as ever

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:27 am

Damn Cat, Wakes me up nagging me to go for a walk in the yard.. He don't give it up until we do.. Wish I had never started it.. Damn Cat!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:36 am

How much is too much?
The toxic dose of Theobromine (and caffeine) for pets is 100-200mg/kg. (1 kiliogram = 2.2 pounds). However, various reports by the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) have noted problems at doses much lower than this - i.e. 20mg/kg.

Translated to a "typical" scenario, and using the 20mg/kg as a measure of "problems can be seen at this level of ingestion", a 50 pound dog would have to consume 9 ounces (+/-) of milk chocolate to consume the 20mg/kg amount of Theobromine. Some dogs won't see problems at this rate. Some may.

This is a much more conservative toxic level calculation than the "standard" of 100-200mg/kg, but better safe than sorry. A dog sneaking a couple M&M's shouldn't have a problem, but it isn't a good habit to get into!

In other words, if you want the dog next door to be more quiet, then you need to get a lot of chocolate.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:20 pm

unjohnharley wrote:Damn Cat, Wakes me up nagging me to go for a walk in the yard.. He don't give it up until we do.. Wish I had never started it.. Damn Cat!

But you love him anyways

Alley, the spoiled princess, wakes my wife up at 5:30am every weekend, to be fed.
It don't matter if we're on D.S.T. or S.T. She figures out the time changes quick.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:22 am

Damn cat, He thinks there is an escape portal in the bath room.. If I close the door tight there is hell to pay, with all the yowling.. If I leave it ajar he busts in like a narc raid.. He is sure he will catch me in the portal.. Damn cat..

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:11 pm

Had little Gizmo for one year today.
Did more remenencing today while at work:
I found him almost four months after Owl died of thymoma.
I could hold him in the palm of my hand then.
Owl would crank/pump her left front paw as she drank water,
Gizmo scratches the floor with both front paws while he drinks. Hope he does'nt out grow that habit.

He always walks in front of me until I pick him up and carry him around the house.
He'll sit and stare at the lazer light we have hanging on a key hook, at about five feet off the ground and out of the blue jumps up at it.
He attacks dust floating in the morning sun shinning through the windows.
I think he'll turn out to be a good cat as he gets older.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon May 10, 2010 5:07 pm

Cat and I went for a walk in the back yard.. Heres another damn cat hissing at him.. So cat kicks ass and runs him off into the brush next door.. I call for my kitty boy,, Nope he's not coming back.. I call again, no cat.. Turn aound and he is sitting on the step waiting for me to come in the house.. Damn Cat

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon May 10, 2010 7:47 pm

Soo... the moral of the story is never try to outsmart any Damn Cat!!

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Wed May 12, 2010 3:56 pm

unjonharley wrote:Damn cat, He thinks there is an escape portal in the bath room.. If I close the door tight there is hell to pay, with all the yowling.. If I leave it ajar he busts in like a narc raid.. He is sure he will catch me in the portal.. Damn cat..

.....so THAT's what they are looking for! Our imaginary escape portal is in our laundry room, where Jasper Damn Cats voice/yowl carries into the next dimension

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 12, 2010 4:05 pm

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bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed May 12, 2010 11:40 pm

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Probably been posted but... Damn Cat!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 13, 2010 2:23 pm

Damn Cat has a 80 grit tounge.. He has to wash a spot on my arm so he can lay his head there.. In the middle of the f in night?? Damn Cat

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 13, 2010 3:56 pm

My tiger gives me a dermabrasion facial regularly.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat May 15, 2010 9:19 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:My tiger gives me a dermabrasion facial regularly.

Just when I though cat were worthless..

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed May 26, 2010 2:05 pm

Damn cat, that is how you watch the car?!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:57 pm

Damn Cat, He is not into taking any shit off a dog.. Dog comes into the yard,walks up to cats patio cage and barks in cats face. Cat makes a low gutteral sound and smacks the dog.. Dog screams in pain.h. Cat smacks him for screaming.. The cage is open to the inside of the house.. Cat comes in the house, looks at me and said something like (fucking dogs).. Then turned and went out into the cage again.. Looked in the direction the went, stuck his paw out of the gage and hissed..

bm_cricket · Post by **bm_cricket** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:12 pm

Cat likes the bus

Cat makes a trip to Spain

Silly cats make international news. Go BBC?

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:43 pm

That cartoon is awesome. My cat licks does everything in that except the pulling of the ear and a baseball bat. Instead he licks my face and if I'm unresponsive he licks my eyelids.

Damn Cats too smart.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:23 pm

bm_cricket wrote:Cat likes the bus

One of our cats is named Casper cuz he's all white, long hair.
His left eye is bluish-gray and his right eye is green

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:45 am

Hey cricket, thanks for the links. I was able to post them on a completely different internet forum to some effect.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:22 pm

The people over the fence from me are a mess and very loud.. There little kitty moved into my green house.. It's quiet and she can get something to eat and a clean bed.. Her name is now Cally (for her color).. She wieghs about 3-4 pounds and loves to give pets and purrs.. All I ever needed is another Damn Cat

DAMN CAT

The Cat and the Pain-Killer