Fuck!
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theCryptofishist
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oneeyeddick
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oneeyeddick
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And about those friends...
I would like to take a moment to say that Reno Burners Fucking RULE !!!
I went back today to help teardown/clenaup the mess left in the wake of Yuri's night at the Underground/Treehouse today, and lo and behold some honest Burner found my camera and it was left on top of one of the speakers by the stage !!!
Fucking this is TiTs UP !!!
Did I say that Burners fucking Rule ???
This most likely wouldn't have happened at any regular public event/venue but I went in with the hope that maybe, just maybe, someone had found it.
I am so Fucking happy about this turning out as it did !!!
Here is a link to some pics and videos of the Event from that Fucking camera.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36379536@N ... 711317201/
Fucking thanks to whoever found the camra, and thanks to the employees of the Club for being so honest also.
I would like to take a moment to say that Reno Burners Fucking RULE !!!
I went back today to help teardown/clenaup the mess left in the wake of Yuri's night at the Underground/Treehouse today, and lo and behold some honest Burner found my camera and it was left on top of one of the speakers by the stage !!!
Fucking this is TiTs UP !!!
Did I say that Burners fucking Rule ???
This most likely wouldn't have happened at any regular public event/venue but I went in with the hope that maybe, just maybe, someone had found it.
I am so Fucking happy about this turning out as it did !!!
Here is a link to some pics and videos of the Event from that Fucking camera.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36379536@N ... 711317201/
Fucking thanks to whoever found the camra, and thanks to the employees of the Club for being so honest also.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Ugly Dougly
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oneeyeddick
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My fucking landlord is giving me the dick.
Gotta let an assesor through the fucking house tomorrow at 3:00, and it's a fucking friend of his to boot.
He says that they are just trying to get a loan to me, but he just told my Fucking girlfriend that he has a buyer and the whole thing is going through a fucking Realtor, which fucking coincidentally is the same friend that is the assesor.
FUCK !!!
I don't wanna move, but this is looking pretty fucking shitty, from where I stand.
He came through with his daughter last week, and she was taking pictures of the fucking place for some fucking reason, and I suspect that the fucking bitch wants to move in here, and he thinks I am too stoned to figure it out on my own.
tomorrow is going to be a fucking crazy day, as I show the assesor all of the things wrong with the house, with the landlord right there with us.
Boy O' boy is he gonna get pissed, but I say Fuck him.
He just won't fucking listen to me, I have tried three fucking times to explain the things that are bad with this house, but he always acts too busy, and then hangs up the fucking phone before I cann say what I want to say.
Fuck...this would be a lot fucking easier for me if the situation was transpiring in any other state but Nevada.
Gotta let an assesor through the fucking house tomorrow at 3:00, and it's a fucking friend of his to boot.
He says that they are just trying to get a loan to me, but he just told my Fucking girlfriend that he has a buyer and the whole thing is going through a fucking Realtor, which fucking coincidentally is the same friend that is the assesor.
FUCK !!!
I don't wanna move, but this is looking pretty fucking shitty, from where I stand.
He came through with his daughter last week, and she was taking pictures of the fucking place for some fucking reason, and I suspect that the fucking bitch wants to move in here, and he thinks I am too stoned to figure it out on my own.
tomorrow is going to be a fucking crazy day, as I show the assesor all of the things wrong with the house, with the landlord right there with us.
Boy O' boy is he gonna get pissed, but I say Fuck him.
He just won't fucking listen to me, I have tried three fucking times to explain the things that are bad with this house, but he always acts too busy, and then hangs up the fucking phone before I cann say what I want to say.
Fuck...this would be a lot fucking easier for me if the situation was transpiring in any other state but Nevada.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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oneeyeddick
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Simon of the Playa
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MinusMikey
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Ugly Dougly
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EspressoDude
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fuck, dick, fuck...sounds like an appraiser, not an assessor..either way FUKC.
only site-built real house in a city of aluminum can houses. Just enough time to have a sewer back-up in the yard and a water only toilet overflow....fuck fuck.
maybe some shims behind a few door hinges so they don't open and close right....settling foundation simulation
fuck fuck
only site-built real house in a city of aluminum can houses. Just enough time to have a sewer back-up in the yard and a water only toilet overflow....fuck fuck.
maybe some shims behind a few door hinges so they don't open and close right....settling foundation simulation
fuck fuck
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Trishntek
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Well fuck OED! Just leave a jar of sauerkraut open tonight, maybe even put it in the oven to get that wonderful odor to climax at the appointed time! If anybody asks, just tell them you've complained about that fucking sewer years ago! Fuck 'em!
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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can't sit still
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This should be inspiring;
On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.
Then, slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought into set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.
Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 the value of what the house had been worth.... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company packs everything to take to their new home.....
... and to spite the ex-wife, they took everything-- even the curtain rods!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.
Then, slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought into set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.
Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 the value of what the house had been worth.... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company packs everything to take to their new home.....
... and to spite the ex-wife, they took everything-- even the curtain rods!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
I don't post things because I believe that they are the absolute truth. I post them because I believe that they should be considered.
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EspressoDude
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C.S.S. fuck, ya forgot the fuck
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
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Field Artillery Tractor
FOGBANK, GOD OF HELLFIRE
BLACK ROCK f/x Trojan Horse,Anubis,2014Temple
burn shit and blow shit up
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Ugly Dougly
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MinusMikey
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FUCK
It's fuckin' two o'clock in the fuckin' morning... and I am just fuckin' getting home from the fuckin' mortuary where I have been working on the dead. My fuckin' apprentice fuckin' is useless and I do all the fuckin' work. I fuckin' hate being mired in so much fuckin' darkness all fuckin' day and night long. I cannot wait until we go back home in a few months.
Think about this... '"Fuck doesn't mean what it used to."
Think about this... '"Fuck doesn't mean what it used to."
Wounds heal. Chicks dig scars. Glory Lasts Forever!
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unjonharley
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Ugly Dougly
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MinusMikey
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Fuck
Fuck your foul mouth. Fuckin' foul-mouthed fucker!
Wounds heal. Chicks dig scars. Glory Lasts Forever!
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Sail Man
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Are you fucking kidding us?!? This is your first fucking visit to the Fuck thread?!?Shambala wrote:I have not been on this thread before. I wanna try it. Here I go:
f f f f u u c k k
I feel so liberated and alive. What the FUCK took me so long!
What the fuck! Even I've been to the fucking Bar, at least once.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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ragabashpup
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Trishntek
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Well you could always just chalk it up to kicking her out of nest kinda thing. If anybody ever says anything, just tell 'em, "it's time she figured out how to do her own hair." Kinda like flying out of the nest,,,, kinda,,,,,, ahem FUCK!
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Sham
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I guess I was too fucking busy fucking around on other fucking threads and my real fucking life which is one big fucking cluster fuck these days. I guess all around I'm fucked!Sail Man wrote:Are you fucking kidding us?!? This is your first fucking visit to the Fuck thread?!?Shambala wrote:I have not been on this thread before. I wanna try it. Here I go:
f f f f u u c k k
I feel so liberated and alive. What the FUCK took me so long!
What the fuck! Even I've been to the fucking Bar, at least once.
