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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:10 pm

*poof*
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:35 pm

I agree, but with a fuck in there somewhere.
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Post by dragonfly Jafe » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:15 pm

Fuck chance!

Luckily you have friends...

(there is a a reward after all for being such a cool dude!)
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:23 pm

And about those friends...


I would like to take a moment to say that Reno Burners Fucking RULE !!!

I went back today to help teardown/clenaup the mess left in the wake of Yuri's night at the Underground/Treehouse today, and lo and behold some honest Burner found my camera and it was left on top of one of the speakers by the stage !!!

Fucking this is TiTs UP !!!

Did I say that Burners fucking Rule ???

This most likely wouldn't have happened at any regular public event/venue but I went in with the hope that maybe, just maybe, someone had found it.

I am so Fucking happy about this turning out as it did !!!

Here is a link to some pics and videos of the Event from that Fucking camera.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36379536@N ... 711317201/

Fucking thanks to whoever found the camra, and thanks to the employees of the Club for being so honest also.
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Post by geospyder » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:00 am

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:01 am

AFGO = Another Fucking Growth Opportunity.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:03 am

My fucking landlord is giving me the dick.

Gotta let an assesor through the fucking house tomorrow at 3:00, and it's a fucking friend of his to boot.

He says that they are just trying to get a loan to me, but he just told my Fucking girlfriend that he has a buyer and the whole thing is going through a fucking Realtor, which fucking coincidentally is the same friend that is the assesor.

FUCK !!!

I don't wanna move, but this is looking pretty fucking shitty, from where I stand.

He came through with his daughter last week, and she was taking pictures of the fucking place for some fucking reason, and I suspect that the fucking bitch wants to move in here, and he thinks I am too stoned to figure it out on my own.

tomorrow is going to be a fucking crazy day, as I show the assesor all of the things wrong with the house, with the landlord right there with us.

Boy O' boy is he gonna get pissed, but I say Fuck him.

He just won't fucking listen to me, I have tried three fucking times to explain the things that are bad with this house, but he always acts too busy, and then hangs up the fucking phone before I cann say what I want to say.

Fuck...this would be a lot fucking easier for me if the situation was transpiring in any other state but Nevada.
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Post by Risky » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:28 am

I'll bring over some more fucking moving boxes, Dick.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:33 am

Yeah, we might fucking need some.

*crosses fucking fingers to the otherwise*
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:36 pm

There is barely enough time to fix this thing if you act right now.


Quick. Get on NetFlix and watch this:


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Post by ygmir » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:58 pm

just what I fucking needed to see, as I'm now interviewing tenants.............
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:03 pm

Fuck...this would be a lot fucking easier for me if the situation was transpiring in any other state but Nevada.

um, OED, dont you have like a big green thingy that shoots flames?


are you insured for FIRE!


FUCK! do i really need to spell it out? :twisted:
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Post by MinusMikey » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:42 pm

So I was walking down the playa one day and this fuckin' duck offered me a capafuckinchino. So I says to it, "If I wanted a capafuckinchino, I'd get a capafuckinchino. What I want is a HotFuckinDog."
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:09 pm

MinusMikey wrote:So I was walking down the playa one day and this fuckin' duck offered me a capafuckinchino. So I says to it, "If I wanted a capafuckinchino, I'd get a capafuckinchino. What I want is a HotFuckinDog."
That's just fucking great, Mikey. Thanks for fucking joining us.

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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:26 pm

fuck, dick, fuck...sounds like an appraiser, not an assessor..either way FUKC.

only site-built real house in a city of aluminum can houses. Just enough time to have a sewer back-up in the yard and a water only toilet overflow....fuck fuck.

maybe some shims behind a few door hinges so they don't open and close right....settling foundation simulation

fuck fuck
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Post by Trishntek » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:55 pm

Well fuck OED! Just leave a jar of sauerkraut open tonight, maybe even put it in the oven to get that wonderful odor to climax at the appointed time! If anybody asks, just tell them you've complained about that fucking sewer years ago! Fuck 'em!
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Post by can't sit still » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:17 pm

This should be inspiring;

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.


When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought into set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!
People stopped coming over to visit.


Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.

Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 the value of what the house had been worth.... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company packs everything to take to their new home.....

... and to spite the ex-wife, they took everything-- even the curtain rods!
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Post by EspressoDude » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:03 am

C.S.S. fuck, ya forgot the fuck
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:24 am

I just found out I hurt a good friends feelings. Fuck. I hate that. :(

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Post by MinusMikey » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:12 am

It's fuckin' two o'clock in the fuckin' morning... and I am just fuckin' getting home from the fuckin' mortuary where I have been working on the dead. My fuckin' apprentice fuckin' is useless and I do all the fuckin' work. I fuckin' hate being mired in so much fuckin' darkness all fuckin' day and night long. I cannot wait until we go back home in a few months.

Think about this... '"Fuck doesn't mean what it used to."
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Post by Sham » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:45 am

I have not been on this thread before. I wanna try it. Here I go:
f f f f u u c k k

I feel so liberated and alive. What the FUCK took me so long!

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Post by unjonharley » Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:38 am

Fuck!! Put the cane down to do some thing.. Down I went.. The thumbs back at the wrist took the full weight.. fuck..

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:16 am

FUCK the bullshit, you know?

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Post by MinusMikey » Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:22 pm

Fuck your foul mouth. Fuckin' foul-mouthed fucker!
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Post by Sail Man » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:07 am

Shambala wrote:I have not been on this thread before. I wanna try it. Here I go:
f f f f u u c k k

I feel so liberated and alive. What the FUCK took me so long!
Are you fucking kidding us?!? This is your first fucking visit to the Fuck thread?!?

What the fuck! Even I've been to the fucking Bar, at least once.
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Post by geospyder » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:30 am

The bad part of living in a 55 plus community is that you tend to see the fire department rescue truck quite often. It just turned down our street a few minutes ago. Wonder who the fuck it is heading for?
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Post by ragabashpup » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:34 am

I just sent my daugther off to school and completetly forgot to brush her fucking hair. I am such a fucking failure as a parent sometimes ;)
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Post by Trishntek » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:37 pm

Well you could always just chalk it up to kicking her out of nest kinda thing. If anybody ever says anything, just tell 'em, "it's time she figured out how to do her own hair." Kinda like flying out of the nest,,,, kinda,,,,,, ahem FUCK!
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Post by Sham » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:55 am

Sail Man wrote:
Shambala wrote:I have not been on this thread before. I wanna try it. Here I go:
f f f f u u c k k

I feel so liberated and alive. What the FUCK took me so long!
Are you fucking kidding us?!? This is your first fucking visit to the Fuck thread?!?

What the fuck! Even I've been to the fucking Bar, at least once.
I guess I was too fucking busy fucking around on other fucking threads and my real fucking life which is one big fucking cluster fuck these days. I guess all around I'm fucked!

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Post by MisaBlue » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:00 am

Fuck is all around!

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