ygmir wrote:C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.
Brando fan, CFM?...............
I did'nt mean it that way
You're not going to drop that are you?
"I'll tell you the difference between Saddam's era and now," said one guy.
"During Saddam's time, everyone was frightened. We couldn't talk because the government was listening." Everyone nodded. "Now," the guy said to an attentive group, "now everyone talks but the government doesn't listen."
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup The Nigerian goalkeeper has personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans who travelled to South Africa.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
"Well, ya see, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the entire group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
-- Cliff
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