Barbie Death Village Returns in 2010!

[Dr. Pyro]

Doggy, the M&G is 6 p.m. Thursday until the last person passes out in the back of my RV. Bring something to, uh, consume or ice. If you are looking for some space for your kennel, I think we have some space as we lost a few Canadians from Boosh Camp. Of course, you never know for sure until you see what the BMOrg gives you. But I can talk to the mayor of Eden and see if she any any more space as they were adjacent to Boosh and will absorb any space they would have needed. Just sayin.

[bigbluedoggy]

Hey Doc! Thanks for the info! I'll definitely be around for the M&G among other things! Even though we aren't a theme camp this year, we have a group of about 12 - 15 people, so we're not going to impose on you for that much real estate. I'm arriving on Friday and hoping to glom onto some space near your area though! We'll be seeing you then!

[ygmir]

*happy as always to know BBD will be there*.........

[robbidobbs]

I'm just tickled to get to hang out at BDV & WB!
R.

[Dr. Pyro]

Barbie Death Village is placed! We are essentially where we have been for the past four years. 3:30 and Edinburgh. That's where the magic will happen. Or something.

[akmojo]

Edinburgh... back a block this year huh...
part of the evolving metropolis and the "new" keyholes ?

[Dr. Pyro]

Well remember JR, last year E dead-ended into our Village and we turned it into the access road. So essentially the access road becomes E and this year F dead-ends into us, so we will turn that into the access road. They moved the entire block set aside for villages and some theme camps back a block, but I don't think it will even be noticeable. What might be a hassle is the trek to the JOTS. Some of our campmates had trouble staggering the 300 feet to them last year.

[bigbluedoggy]

That explains the wet spots...

[ibdave]

That explains the wet spots...

SNORT. who has the screen wipes?

[PrincessPurf]

okay so ive been looking all over for an answer to this... what the hell is barbie death camp????

[ygmir]

okay so ive been looking all over for an answer to this... what the hell is barbie death camp????

google?..........

[PrincessPurf]

tried that... even visited www.barbiedeathcamp.com
is it just a bunch of mangled barbie dolls and a matching pink partybus?
...or is there more to this that i am missing?

[Eric]

is it just a bunch of mangled barbie dolls and a matching pink partybus?
...or is there more to this that i am missing?

There's also a wine bar.

[Eric]

PrincessPurf- remember to try to have "no expectations", especially your first year (not snark!)

BRC can look like a glorified refugee camp during the day, albeit with some pretty damn amazing art, and your first day there you'll be very disappointed if you're expecting more. At night it turns into a wonderland. It's kinda magical what some lights can do to the most basic structure.

A lot of the things you'll see exist because they're fun (like Barbie Death Village)- mainly for the person or people who make them, but hopefully for some others as well. Some of my favorite camps are like this- just plain funny ideas.

[FaeTora]

After hearing you all talk abotu it Barbie Death Camp seems fun. Are ken's invited too. I might be able to find some more at thrift stores if you need more.

[Dr. Pyro]

We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too. We are no longer actively looking for more (as it is we have 1300 of them) but always welcome new Barbies, and their knock-offs, because many get destroyed, playafied, stolen, or too trashed even by our feeble standards, and they need to be replaced. We are one of the more popular theme camps on the playa, partly because we hand out kick-ass wine (it, in previous years, has been a silver-medal winner at the California State Fair wine competition) and we are not a bunch of whiny sparkle ponies in heat. We hand out Otter Pops to the kids (or deserving adults) and basicly have a we're-not-burnier-than-thou attitude.

Please come by and visit during the week, take a break on one of our sofas under the shade, and if you feel the urge to take your clothes off or get your breasts painted, we are there to help. Give give give; that's all we ever seem to do.

[FaeTora]

OOH. Breast paintings. Its been so long since I had that done. I did it a couple time in my teens and very early 20's and it always feels so intersting (for lack of a better word) and would be cool enough during the hot days.

Shade, breast paintings, cold pops, wine... Pyro if I was straight I'd kiss you.

[illy dilly]

We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.

Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.

[bigbluedoggy]

We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.

Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.

If we cook him in the ovens, he will smell like bacon!! How can that be a bad thing?

[gyre]

by EV Day


Black Canary Barbie
Religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.â€

[bigbluedoggy]

[quote="gyre"]
by EV Day


Black Canary Barbie
Religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.â€

[akmojo]

PP... it's not a bus... it's a Barbie mobile whore house...
you'll understand what we're all about when you're back in the default world reminiscing about our fine wine !!

[AntiM]

OOH. Breast paintings. Its been so long since I had that done. I did it a couple time in my teens and very early 20's and it always feels so intersting (for lack of a better word) and would be cool enough during the hot days.

Shade, breast paintings, cold pops, wine... Pyro if I was straight I'd kiss you.

Then you must seek out the Tittyman and his awesome boob painting boards. He was across from Hushville last year. Had a big pirate ship.

[illy dilly]

We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too.

Thats good news, I forgot to ask earlier if Beer Belly Ken was alright.

If we cook him in the ovens, he will smell like bacon!! How can that be a bad thing?

Please don't put me in the oven!
I promise I'll bring bacon! Shit, I'll even cook it for you!

[illy dilly]

Aye Doc, my sister bought an RV on Monday. So our camp layout is gonna look a little bit different. The RV is 37 footer, if that helps any. I'll send ya something soon.

[massagenut]

[quote="Dr. Pyro"]We are pretty liberal about our deffinition of "Barbie"; yes, Kens are welcome too. We are no longer actively looking for more (as it is we have 1300 of them) but always welcome new Barbies, and their knock-offs, because many get destroyed, playafied, stolen, or too trashed even by our feeble standards, and they need to be replaced. We are one of the more popular theme camps on the playa, partly because we hand out kick-ass wine (it, in previous years, has been a silver-medal winner at the California State Fair wine competition) and we are not a bunch of whiny sparkle ponies in heat. We hand out Otter Pops to the kids (or deserving adults) and basicly have a we're-not-burnier-than-thou attitude.

Please come by and visit during the week, take a break on one of our sofas under the shade, and if you feel the urge to take your clothes off or get your breasts painted, we are there to help. Give give give; that's all we ever seem to do.[/quote]

If the wine and the breast painting isn't enough, I'll be there offering sponge baths and massages for Barbies. Maybe I should call it Barbie's Day Spa??

[Dr. Pyro]

This is just a heads-up to my fellow Barbiebarians: If you have not asked for or secured an early entry pass, or paid your dues, from this point forward everyone is on the waiting list. We have exhausted our supply of passes.

[Dr. Pyro]

Hay! It's August! Shouldn't you clowns be on the playa by now???

[unjonharley]

Hey Fire Doctor, Are you going to have any flame effects this year?

[Dr. Pyro]

No me, but our camp will. One of our Barbiebarians is bringing his flame effects machine for our mutant vehicle. Nothing like trying to incinerate Black Rock City.