Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp……

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Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp……

Post by flatlander13 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:19 pm

That’s right…..the rite of passage that most of us can’t erase from our minds…….no matter how much we drink or smoke is………….WATCHING OUR PARENTS FUCK…….it happened by accident and now YOU get to share the experience with your fellow burners………Here are some of the comments your fellow burners will have to say about YOUR parents:

Wow…….your mom is limber for a woman her age…..

You didn’t tell me your dad was hung like a rhino…….

Is that the trophy your parents won at the “Canadian Beaver Eating Contest?â€
How do I get a hold of you?

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:23 pm

So is that how you got warped? ;)

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Post by drucake » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:51 pm

I LOVE IT!! HAHAHAHA! :D

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Post by Boijoy » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:12 pm

it could be coupled or next to, "watch your parent masterbate camp."
for those kids that came from broken homes. :shock:
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Post by Isotopia » Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:25 pm

Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp……
HOWLING!!!!!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:10 pm

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Post by Eric » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:41 pm

Fishy, you are the ePlayapedia! I'm amazed at your ability to remember & find this stuff.
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Post by AntiM » Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:33 am

As a teen, my bedroom was in the basement, below mom and dad's room. We shared a heater duct, split up and down. I couldn't smoke dope in my room and and and .... cry.

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Post by pinemom » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:06 am

I know...again...funny thing is, there must be some kind of weird percentage of people wanting to see their parents fuck...because some newb "comes up" with this idea, every single year....????
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:33 pm

Eric wrote:Fishy, you are the ePlayapedia! I'm amazed at your ability to remember & find this stuff.
What amazes me is that people have the same reaction. I mean the same people have the same reaction. It's not that funny to begin with, why's it funny the third time around?

Oh, and I guess I just have an annoying memory. What gets me is that I'm beginning to have aphasia, so it works at useless crap and then doesn't work for...um...those...um...verbal thingies. It's on the tip of my tongue, really.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:55 pm

pinemom wrote:I know...again...funny thing is, there must be some kind of weird percentage of people wanting to see their parents fuck...because some newb "comes up" with this idea, every single year....????
maybe for some, it's sort of like visiting spot you were born........
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Post by maryanimal » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:02 pm

Hmmm I was going to post a small story but...naaaaaaaahhh Shoot...here goes,. I was about 10 y.o. and I was coming home from a school carnival and the house seems particularly quiet, So I said I was home...nothing. I went down the hallway and my mom and step=dad's door was a jar, thinking they were taking a nap I peeked in only to see the covers bouncing up and down. Well as you could imagine, I closed the door and stepped back trying to figure out what I saw. a few minutes later my mom comes out, her up-do beehive style hair that she had coiffed evey week at the beauty school was messed up and sideways, she was fixing her shirt and had a knowing-what-she-had-just-done grin. My step-dad, the same thing only his comb-over was laying strategically to the left of his ear. Ewww...I figured it out when I was a bit older...even more ewww. My soul was burnt with the image. But at least now I know my mom liked sex![/url]
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Post by flatlander13 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:52 pm

First Pinemom……I’m not a newb………second……..seeing parents fuck is really funny……as long as it’s not yours……and this is at least the 3rd time I have posted this post......why......because I'm a child.........

When I was in high school I was going out with this girl………one Saturday afternoon we walk in her parent’s house and there are her parents……going at it…….in the exact position we used (girl astride) on the very same couch we had used a week earlier……..lucky for us the parents didn’t hear us and we quietly backed out of the house. I asked the girl if she noticed anything funny……..to which she said, “Ya, I fuck just like my mom……….â€
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Post by SecretOperativeBear » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:32 pm

LOL.....my parents where always naked. I've seen enough. =)

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Post by Lowz » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:47 am

what about a "I've-been-watched-fucking-by-my-daughter-Camp" ?

I mean this is also traumatic for parents to have to fuck stealthily, having to interrupt promptly at the firt noise ..
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Post by MyDearFriend » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:02 am

Lowz wrote:what about a "I've-been-watched-fucking-by-my-daughter-Camp" ?

I mean this is also traumatic for parents to have to fuck stealthily, having to interrupt promptly at the firt noise ..
+ 1000

Yeah cause kids always know, don't they, and either knock something over with a huge crash or start a loud fight or (as they get older)

come home early, unannounced

and send their poor parents scrambling.

I mean, we don't pretend to not have sex but we try to be polite and not make them want to gouge their eyes out... :shock:
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Post by graidawg » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:01 am

when you meet me ask me about my hat. theres a story attached but i've been telling it for so long i have actions and visual stuff to go with it.
its a good story though.
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