The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:15 pm

Yum, protein.

And this does load slow. Not, turn out before it loads slow, but slow.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Yum, protein...load... slow, but slow.....

har har har

santa · Post by **santa** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:23 pm

*Lean, red clad stranger, bounds into the bar, dives over the bar and smacks his head on the floor, fumbles around, grabs the bottle of .... *

Hey! WTF? Where is everybody?

*stumbles out the door*

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:07 pm

OOOOOOHHH, what a headache. Where's that "worst sexual act thread"? Santa, I've been very bad.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:08 am

What I like about the other bars is that this one is left unattended and I can shoot pool all by myself with mystery cocktails made in the dark.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:52 am

When I shoot pool alone, I use "pool cues." But if you're using "mystery cocktails made in the dark" then I concur, don't do it when people are around. Especially ones that might laugh.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:22 pm

You just think you're all alone...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:43 pm

I don't really care which bar I'm in, just as long as I'm with all of you!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:43 am

Aha! I figured I needed a smoke, so I hit this bar, went and had a smoke and wahh lahhh it was open by the time I got back!

wow, cob webs even....

Ok, who's been shooting pool with drink glasses, there's Cocktails spilt all over the felt!
Miss maggiemayday?????

Who gave you the Cue to do so...Oh the Fish! I should have known!

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:10 am

Maggie was tabletop bowling!

I'll snitch anyone out anytime.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:28 am

Funny, thats actually how my grandmother taught me how to play pool at an early age, she had me roll the cue ball with my hand to project what ball I was hitting into what pocket(yes she made me call them first) so I got the basic idea of bank shooting and geomentry.
Then she stuck the stick in my hand, I knew how to play a mean game of 8 ball by age 6.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:35 am

We had a pool table with a black light over it in our basement. Lot of fun that. I didn't realize it but I got pretty good.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:40 am

hahahaha Ive heard you dont ever want a black light on a pool table...as to not see the evidence!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:51 am

wow, that brings back memories. My aunt let me play all I wanted unsupervised, without a cue. with a cue, I had to have a grownup with me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:39 pm

You'd think my mathematician father would have brought me up right. Nowadays, I'd need a special table...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:09 pm

Hi! Not staying, just passing through.

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:31 pm

Hey, wasn't that Sputnik just now? Went so fast I barely saw him!

Sure is dark in here!

*looks into the shadows*

Hmm.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:22 am

Gotta drink and run!

karine · Post by **karine** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:46 pm

Hey, gang.

Is that Santa I smell ?

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:21 am

karine wrote:Hey, gang.

Is that Santa I smell ?

Ain't been noboby in here for the past two weeks....I'm afraid to go poking around looking for Santa, will you do it karine...??

Man it's dark, I'll light a smoke, maybe that'll......[flame from lighter]......

*GASP*!!!!.......wtf!? *crash, bang*

karine?! karine?! karine?! did you see that? over there in the corner...what IS that?!!!!!!!...

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:32 am

That's what I'm thinking.
And there's no way I'm goin' over there....

H-a-y-l-p![/size]

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:24 pm

*runs in, saves Karine*

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:58 am

is this bar still in operation?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:25 pm

Getting served can take a long time, and there's random outbreaks of violence.

So it depends on how you interprate those statements.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:50 pm

Of course it is UD. Just needs people, that's all.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:48 pm

yeah it's nice. I'll take a pot of tea and the crossword and go sit in a big leather chair.

B the B · Post by **B the B** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:21 am

what the hell i gave you a dice game and half a bottle of tequila the other night, all i'm asking for is a cold beer i know you have one back there... Oh wait, maybe that was Spanky's... sorry

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:33 am

last of the vodka....night night

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:14 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:is this bar still in operation?

Shit, I thought this old place closed down years ago...

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:30 am

how the hell did i end up in here? i was reading this mighty tome in the cellar of da bar and suddenly here i am. anyone know how to get back to the cellar i've got reading to do . . . . .