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WikiLeaks releases BORG documents!!!

Post by TheShroom » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:04 pm

Shocking revelations! Unbelievable corruption! Inexcusable taste!

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Post by capjbadger » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:12 pm

...And posted twice on here already. :wink:

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Post by C.f.M. » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:24 am

Well, it was the first one I saw, so "heh."

Another leaked cable will show how the BORG offered free Burning Man tickets to the organizers of the Lollapalooza and Coachella festivals if they’d each agree to take the Dubstep DJs and Steampunk population over to their events.

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Post by moonrise » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:57 am

Funny stuff...the blatant corruption :shock:

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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:41 am

A DJ is anyone who attends burning man
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:45 pm

next release is of 400,000 posts exposing the e-playa.... :twisted:
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:48 pm

dont think he wont do it either....he used to poke holes in condoms at the drugstore with a safety pin just for fun...
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Post by Liz Estrada » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:05 pm

what, the fact that many of the regulars on here actually work for the gubbermint?

hell, that's old news....
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Post by Jerome Templaugh » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:11 pm

as a keeper of secrets, beware when i begin to talk....
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Post by BAS » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:18 pm

Liz Estrada wrote:what, the fact that many of the regulars on here actually work for the gubbermint?

hell, that's old news....
It is?!! :shock: OMG, my secret is out! I work as a janitor for the University of Wisconsin!
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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:23 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:next release is of 400,000 posts exposing the e-playa.... :twisted:
then I'm safe..........
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:26 pm

BAS wrote:
Liz Estrada wrote:what, the fact that many of the regulars on here actually work for the gubbermint?

hell, that's old news....
It is?!! :shock: OMG, my secret is out! I work as a janitor for the University of Wisconsin!

I KNEW IT!



how's Madison treating you? Cold as fuck, but plenty of hippies to keep you warm, huh.
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Post by moonrise » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:51 pm

What's a hippie?
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:57 pm

all i know is i knows them whens i smells them.


be careful though, you need a permit to shoot both hippies and their annoying post-modern cousins, the hipster douchebags, unless you're in Portland, where they are having a problem and need to thin the herd a little, so it's pretty much shoot what you can eat.

go to Olympia Washington for true free range hippies.
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:58 pm

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Post by BAS » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:09 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:
BAS wrote:
Liz Estrada wrote:what, the fact that many of the regulars on here actually work for the gubbermint?

hell, that's old news....
It is?!! :shock: OMG, my secret is out! I work as a janitor for the University of Wisconsin!

I KNEW IT!



how's Madison treating you? Cold as fuck, but plenty of hippies to keep you warm, huh.
Well, I really wanted to stay in Hawaii, but, even with its rampant poverty, it is still too expensive for me. The Madison area is expensive, but not as expensive as Hawaii, plus I got a job here.

There weren't any hippies about, so I had to get my car unstuck from the ice and snow myself (when I last parked it was during a snow storm-- maybe I should've parked in the street, where the City would tow it for me after the blizzard, then all I would have had to do was pay an exorbitant fine.)

For the most part, Madison treats me fine-- unfortunately, the politicians still play off Madison vs. the less affluent parts of the state, so they elect people like Scott Walker, who preach punishing state employees for the bad economy, terrorists, job losses, etc. :roll:

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Post by moonrise » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:29 pm

BAS wrote;
I had to get my car unstuck from the ice and snow myself
Try using ashes, make sure there aren't nails or sharp obejcts in them, spread over, in front of and behind the tires, the carbon "locks" the rubber tire to the snow, ice, icy snow, deep powdery snow, deep slushy snow, any type of snow or ice condition...vehicle should drive right out like it's a hot day on dry pavement in August.

Also, be sure the vehicle isn't "high centered" on snow, if it is, use a shovel and free it up a bit, then rock it back n forth with the ashes spread technique...and be sure to make a trail of ahses where you plan to drive for about 10 or 20 feet...or hope to drive...the more ashes the better.

I keep a 5 gallon bucket of ashes in my vehicle with a tight sealed lid; old laundry soap buckets work well for this.
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Post by skibear » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:35 am

BAS wrote:
Liz Estrada wrote:what, the fact that many of the regulars on here actually work for the gubbermint?

hell, that's old news....
It is?!! :shock: OMG, my secret is out! I work as a janitor for the University of Wisconsin!
Oops after passing the greaters on the way into BM I got nabbed
by BLM Leos for speeding (maybe 10 in a 5 zone) but was able to talk
my was out of a ticket.

I told him I worked for the same gubbermint as him and sidetracked
him into comparing notes on our jobs.
:oops:
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:10 am

"one of us, one of us"...

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Post by BAS » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:28 am

moonrise wrote:BAS wrote;
I had to get my car unstuck from the ice and snow myself
Try using ashes, make sure there aren't nails or sharp obejcts in them, spread over, in front of and behind the tires, the carbon "locks" the rubber tire to the snow, ice, icy snow, deep powdery snow, deep slushy snow, any type of snow or ice condition...vehicle should drive right out like it's a hot day on dry pavement in August.

Also, be sure the vehicle isn't "high centered" on snow, if it is, use a shovel and free it up a bit, then rock it back n forth with the ashes spread technique...and be sure to make a trail of ahses where you plan to drive for about 10 or 20 feet...or hope to drive...the more ashes the better.

I keep a 5 gallon bucket of ashes in my vehicle with a tight sealed lid; old laundry soap buckets work well for this.
When I got back, I saw that the landlord had left a bucket of sand near the door to the parking lot, so I might have been able to do something similar with sand. I do keep a snow shovel in the car, so I was able to eventually free it. I'm not certain where I'd get ashes from. (Maybe I can talk a friend of mine and/or his wife into playing with their fire pit over the weekend-- they have a lot of branches that their trees lost over the summer to burn. [The single digit temps might make things difficult.])
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