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Re: The Bar

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:30 am

ygmir wrote:
pinemom wrote:well just because...it was HERE!

Damn, takes a long time to get maintenance to fix door hinges around here!
(but then again, this door opens and shuts more in one day,then all the Mc D's in the world combined!!!!)

To all our lost souls: I propose a toast:
May life show you that expectations in others, is futile.
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well said, and so "SPOT ON" Piney!!
Hoo-hah! :)

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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:26 pm

bump, so they'd all be in a row.
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Re: The Bar

Post by vanessa cardui » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:12 pm

Just wanted to pop in to the ol' bar for a bit and boy! was I pleased to see all these familiar faces. Haven't paid a visit in faaar too long. Give Mr. Mozy Bonz a hug for me when you see him huh Pinemom? Much love
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Re: The Bar

Post by vanessa cardui » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:14 pm

and a dust cloud is all she left...
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Re: The Bar

Post by Bin Noddin » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:39 pm

The butterfly came back . . .
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:24 pm

As bb pokes her head out of the trap door... looks at all the cobwebs and dust... the dark, uncleaned fonts and chimneys of the oil lanterns... the dust on the old, noble bartop which has had many a burner spill their drinks (and other things) thereupon...

Looks at the barback, where the infamous espresso maker of gilded bronze sat, now a forlorn hole next to the cracked mirror... Where all the bottles of top shelf sat in the well, begging to be drunk... the racks where glasses once hung... and at the immense stone fireplace, it's grate dark, its massive flagstones gone cold, forlorn and forgotten...

She crawls back into the bunker... a major tear in her eye... missing all that once was here, the family that begat theme camps and bars and villages and friendships and marriages and shakes her head slowly, letting the trap door slowly, with a squeal of unused and unoiled hinges, sttle back into the dust of the floor.

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Re: The Bar

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:05 am

I keep sneezing because there's so much dust in here.

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Re: The Bar

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:43 am

Hey, for once this is over Da Bar.
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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:01 pm

As it should always have been...

(Looks over at where the old rocking chair holding the NEB once was... now a bleak, empty space, no candles in the candelabra, water stains on the floor, and a shot glass, which may have held whiskey in it at one time, now dessicated with a stain of what may have been booze coarsely gripping the bottom...)

I think I know where there's a case of lamp oil and some ancient and warm PBR...

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Re: The Bar

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:52 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:I think I know where there's a case of lamp oil and some ancient and warm PBR...
Among this crowd, that spells P-A-R-T-Y !

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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:54 pm

Oh HELL... a half full bottle of Makers was sitting behind the small reach in under the left bar. Covered in dust, the label is half gone, but... Party Deluxe!!!

Someone bring some bar mops... a broom... some hazmat suits... maybe we can open the old girl up again... just maybe??

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Re: The Bar

Post by jella » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:00 pm

*grabs a bucket of soapy water and heads for The Bar*
Seems like a very nice "hideout" from the bad mojo.
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Re: The Bar

Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:54 pm

Oh, yeah! Rolls up sleeves and starts to sweep and polish.
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Re: The Bar

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:31 pm

*tries kicking the fembot into action*

Once, they rusty...
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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*tries kicking the fembot into action*

Once, they rusty...
hhhmmmm............

well, hey, the good ole Bar..........what a place.
My first bar experiences here,,,,,,,,,got my ass handed to me by a lot of folks in here............but, ultimately, (for me at least), it worked out fine.

I agree with BBS:
"To those gone............happy days, happy memories, you are missed".

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Re: The Bar

Post by jella » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:37 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:*tries kicking the fembot into action*

Once, they rusty...
Navel jelly ought to help....now where the heck is a fembots navel :?
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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:47 pm

jella wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:*tries kicking the fembot into action*

Once, they rusty...
Navel jelly ought to help....now where the heck is a fembots navel :?
I'll make some jelly.
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Re: The Bar

Post by bigbluedoggy » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:00 pm

This place will always feel more like home than the newer bars, if only because it's where I met most of you. And yes... those who have moved on are sorely missed. Nice to see some life in the old place.

*sweeps some extra dust into the corners*

Yup! Good to be home!
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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:44 am

G'Morning Bar Peeps... U too, BBD~~ Sure feels like... home!!!

(Sets portable industrial sized coffee thermoses on edge of scrubbed bartop, drops off boxes of donuts, and throws some duraflame into the cobweb filled flagstone fireplace and the potbelly stoves)


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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:37 am

*wanders in*

WTF!!!!

what are you guys doing?

"sweeping/wiping dust"?

well, if it's "regular" dust. I guess I see it.

I remember, when this was "decorating":

* strolls in, turns fans on high, throws handful of playa dust in, for "ambiance".......*

Certainly, there is/was a big difference in the bars..............I'd not pin them better or worse, just sort of different.
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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:02 am

So... should I go back to the storeroom, polish up the old espresso maker, see if I can break the rusty locks off our private shelves, and maybe order another case of lantern oil, coleman fuel, and call our suppliers at Absinthe R Us? Maybe even start excavating all the underground tunnels, and see if the satellite 20 track stereo is still up to pulling in a signal or 2...

(goes back to cleaning and polishing the backbar mirror)

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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:08 am

hell yeah!!!
I miss the hard drinkin' in here. Sexuality. "dark corners" and all that........
This place, IMHO, is the "seedy" bar, for non p.c. jokes and blatant flirting.........for drinkin, discussion, conspiracy, and off color shennanigans.......

and, nothin wrong with two bars, or even 3. Folks, can wander, wear different hats in different bars........

*sets out coffee additives*

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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:18 am

Hey, give me a hand, let's see if we can get the door to the Playhouse unstuck... heh heh heh...

((~~**SKREeeeeeeEEeeEeeEEK!**--))

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Damn, I wonder if any of the toys are still here...

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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:31 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Hey, give me a hand, let's see if we can get the door to the Playhouse unstuck... heh heh heh...

((~~**SKREeeeeeeEEeeEeeEEK!**--))

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Damn, I wonder if any of the toys are still here...
the multi purpose, hinge (steel and flesh) lube.............

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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:12 am

Guaranteed to make... things... move.

(Kinda like our cheap absinthe!)

BTW, they threw in a bonus as we're returning customers...

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Arctica run... anyone need ice?

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Re: The Bar

Post by ygmir » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:31 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Guaranteed to make... things... move.

(Kinda like our cheap absinthe!)

BTW, they threw in a bonus as we're returning customers...

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Arctica run... anyone need ice?
wow, bacon flavor maple, absinthe, and a "piece of ice"...........what more can their be?

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Re: The Bar

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:40 am

A toast, a moment of silence, and a tune, for all those poor souls on the ticket thread that are still looking for some magic.

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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:47 am

Hear hear!!!

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To all those who used to visit this place and have not yet returned... home...

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Re: The Bar

Post by jella » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:48 am

A little pie to go with perhaps
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Re: The Bar

Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:55 am

Mmmm... Bacon Pot Pie!!! Thanks, J, and welcome home!!!

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