Why are there such stupid white people at Burning Man?

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Why are there such stupid white people at Burning Man?

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:33 pm

It's great to know that being devoid of pigmentation has nothing to do with intelligence!

And that most white supremacists just ride on the coattails of truly the gifted men and women in our society and Burning Man.

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Post by DVD Burner » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:00 am

Because stupid people are everywhere and come in all shapes, sizes, genders and colors. You just notice them more because stupid people out number smart people in this world.


That is a fact and just the way it is.

(even though there are quite a large number of smart people at Burningman, it only seems like a lot of stupid people because it's rare to find a stupid person at burningman and when you run into one, it really does seem like a lot.)
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Post by Last Real Burner » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:26 am

God really liked stupid people.... that's why he made so many...


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Post by DVD Burner » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:55 am

I think we get the message. :lol:



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Post by Tancorix » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:38 am

Dont'cha wish we had the edit button about now?

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Post by shitmouse » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:55 pm

love the mall art LRB, it's been hilarious in the random posts.
now where's that sharper image store...
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:59 pm

DVD Burner wrote: (even though there are quite a large number of smart people at Burningman, it only seems like a lot of stupid people because it's rare to find a stupid person at burningman and when you run into one, it really does seem like a lot.)
That's one smart observation, dude!

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Re: ....Cleanup On Asle 9...............................

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:24 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:.........URP------~~~~~Sorry...... Furball~~
You don't have to bring Rob into this you know and he is one of the errh, Smart ones!

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Post by Fat SAM » Sat Aug 07, 2004 11:46 pm

What's the deal? Is there a white supremacy problem? Or a developing one? Just curious.
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Post by Cristalena » Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:54 am

Fat SAM wrote:What's the deal? Is there a white supremacy problem? Or a developing one? Just curious.
Yeah, seriously. What did you mean about white people not being stupid...? I'm a fucking moron, personally.

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Post by DVD Burner » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:31 am

man this is gettin good. :shock: :lol:
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Post by Sensei » Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:12 am

Fat SAM wrote:What's the deal? Is there a white supremacy problem? Or a developing one? Just curious.
What are you; a moron? The "Nature of Burningman" thread is crawlin' with Eplaya Nazis and you ask if there's a problem! Sheesh!

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Post by DVD Burner » Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:16 am

:lol:
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:14 pm

Why do people have to take too much alcolhol and walk or drive around in a drunken state placing them and others into a dangerous possibly deadly situation?

Like "I can walk into the fire and be one with the man!"

"Look at me I can jump off a moving vehicle at high speeds!"

"I can take all the drugs of the alphabet in one night!" Then walk incoherently into the danger zone of fire performers and art works even though there are 20 or more people warning me!

Please people don't be a stupid white or anything person- Stay in control or become a Black Rock Statistic!

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Post by AntiM » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:58 pm

There are stupid people at Burning Man because they buy tickets?

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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:00 pm

because stupid people are breeding.

you have to have a license to fish, but you don't to breed....
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Post by Silver 2 » Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:33 pm

because stupid people are breeding
And as far I can tell Burner types are not. You kids are in your prime breeding years and as far as I can see the fertility rate is negative. Granted that is a rational response to reality, kids are a pain in the butt; I know I have one -- wish to god that he would call and let me know that he is alive.
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Post by chickenfish » Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:50 pm

Silver 2 hit the nail on the head...I was talking about this with a friend the other day, it seems like all the stupid, ignorant, hatefull people in the world have like five kids apiece, while the intelligent, artistic, compassionate folks just aren't having kids. Maybe its because its the end of the world or something, go figure.
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Post by Jus Say Ventura » Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:07 pm

Just one of my favorite quotes-

"You can't legislate against stupidity!"
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Post by Last Real Burner » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:23 pm

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risk taking

Post by swampdog » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:57 am

ok, I'll play this one straight.

People on other threads have discussed why BM is so white, which I feel is an interesting question from the angle of "why does any given activity or event attract people from any given community (which might or might not correlate to external attributes such as skin color) and not to others?" but I think that if that horse isn't dead yet, it's not kicking very hard either, and needs no further beating.

As far as "why stupid people" I think the answer is, "because BM welcomes risk taking". My first take was, stupidity is more obvious than smartness because smartness knows when to shut up and watch, and stupid is always right out there in your face. But then I realized that BM is a place for people to make judgments that they might not make in the real world, to try taking their Inner Stupid Child out to play. "Hey, if I can wear anything I want, maybe I should go naked? Maybe I should paint myself blue? Maybe I should start asking random women to touch my genitals?"

More freedom = more freedom to be stupid. The normal ones learn from their stupidity. The smart ones learn from the stupidity of others.

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Re: risk taking

Post by Gothalot » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:07 pm

[quote="swampdog"]ok, I'll play this one straight.

Maybe I should paint myself blue? Maybe I should start asking random women to touch my genitals?"

Oh what a great idea, maybe I'll ask Christalina. I havent had my face slapped in days!

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Re: risk taking

Post by DVD Burner » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:43 pm

Gothalot wrote:
swampdog wrote:ok, I'll play this one straight.

Maybe I should paint myself blue? Maybe I should start asking random women to touch my genitals?"

Oh what a great idea, maybe I'll ask Christalina. I havent had my face slapped in days!

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Re: risk taking

Post by Glittering Clitoris » Wed Aug 11, 2004 6:12 pm

Gothalot wrote:
swampdog wrote:ok, I'll play this one straight.

Maybe I should paint myself blue? Maybe I should start asking random women to touch my genitals?"

Oh what a great idea, maybe I'll ask Christalina. I havent had my face slapped in days!
Only if you touch my first!

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Post by Gothalot » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:37 pm

Touch my first? Oooerr misses!

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Post by DVD Burner » Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:46 pm

Gothalot wrote:Touch my first? Oooerr misses!
Does'nt sound as kinky as:
"Oh what a great idea, maybe I'll ask Christalina. I havent had my face slapped in days!"




(I gotta tell ya that was really funny.)
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Post by atossab » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:32 am

Ah, finally, your point. Yeah, don't be a stupid dickhead shallow freak. At least that's what I got . . .

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Post by atossab » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:35 am

Oops, How the hell did I end up on this thread? My reply is so in the wrong place.

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Post by atossab » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:36 am

Oops, How the hell did I end up on this thread? My reply is so in the wrong place.

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