Ok, I need rules. Here is what we have so far:
1. There are lots of splinters.
2. Please Trespass. Its fun.
3. No Barnacle poaching!
4. Hippie fishing strictly encouraged.
5. No Segways. Try selling them and
make some art with the money.
6. Smile.
7. Catch and release recommended.
8. Clothing optional.
9. Reasoning optional.
10. Seahorseplay allowed.
11. Mermaids like booze.
Go!!!
Fast: The Pier needs rules
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
I like that. Just added:
1. There are lots of splinters.
2. Please Trespass. Its fun.
3. No Barnacle poaching!
4. Hippie fishing strictly encouraged.
5. No Segways. Try selling them and
making some art with the money.
6. Smile.
7. Catch and release recommended.
8. Clothing optional.
9. Reasoning optional.
10. Seahorseplay allowed.
11. Mermaids like booze.
12. CLIMBING!!!
13. Warning: Snark infested waters.
14. Please pick up MOOP.
15. Sparkleponies must be leashed.
16. Enlightenment...400 feet ahead.
17. Put pants on or take shirt off.
18. Do not overload. Pier will give in
to peer pressure.
19. Don’t fall. It may ruin your burn
1. There are lots of splinters.
2. Please Trespass. Its fun.
3. No Barnacle poaching!
4. Hippie fishing strictly encouraged.
5. No Segways. Try selling them and
making some art with the money.
6. Smile.
7. Catch and release recommended.
8. Clothing optional.
9. Reasoning optional.
10. Seahorseplay allowed.
11. Mermaids like booze.
12. CLIMBING!!!
13. Warning: Snark infested waters.
14. Please pick up MOOP.
15. Sparkleponies must be leashed.
16. Enlightenment...400 feet ahead.
17. Put pants on or take shirt off.
18. Do not overload. Pier will give in
to peer pressure.
19. Don’t fall. It may ruin your burn
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
Ok, gotta ask, wtf is a Sparkle Pony?
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
fbcota wrote:I like that. Just added:
1. There are lots of splinters.
2. Please Trespass. Its fun.
3. No Barnacle poaching!
4. Hippie fishing strictly encouraged.
5. No Segways. They make your ass look fat
6. Smile.
7. Catch and release recommended.
8. Clothing optional.
9. Reasoning optional.
10. Seahorseplay allowed.
11. Mermaids like booze.
12. CLIMBING!!!
13. Warning: Snark infested waters.
14. Please pick up MOOP.
15. Sparkleponies must be leashed.
16. Enlightenment...400 feet ahead.
17. Put pants on or take shirt off.
18. Do not overload. Pier will give in
to peer pressure.
19. Don’t fall. It may ruin your burn
It's a camping trip in the desert, not the redemption of the fallen world - Cryptofishist
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Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
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Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
oh badger that is a whole different class of snark *let me google that for you* pahahahahahahaha oh my *wipes tears from eyes* screen wipes pleasecapjbadger wrote:http://tinyurl.com/44dhq5wHeartOfJuly wrote:Ok, gotta ask, wtf is a Sparkle Pony?
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FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
One of my favorite tools.graidawg wrote:oh badger that is a whole different class of snark *let me google that for you* pahahahahahahaha oh my *wipes tears from eyes* screen wipes pleasecapjbadger wrote:http://tinyurl.com/44dhq5wHeartOfJuly wrote:Ok, gotta ask, wtf is a Sparkle Pony?
-Badger
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Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
Love it!fbcota wrote:I like that. Just added:
17. Put pants on or take shirt off.
No muff diving
or alternatively:
Muff diving only
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That really made my day. +100capjbadger wrote:http://tinyurl.com/44dhq5wHeartOfJuly wrote:Ok, gotta ask, wtf is a Sparkle Pony?
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No catching or giving crabs.
Beware of hippie traps.
Re: Segways -- if you advertised on Kickstarter or otherwise got an art grant, the guys on Segways are probably some of your patrons. Go ahead and mock them if you really want to look like a bigger idiot than they are.
Beware of hippie traps.
Re: Segways -- if you advertised on Kickstarter or otherwise got an art grant, the guys on Segways are probably some of your patrons. Go ahead and mock them if you really want to look like a bigger idiot than they are.
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
In the spirit of #15: Unattended sparkle ponies will be given espresso and a puppy.
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
You have to have a size limit on your catch, or a number limit or a license requirement.
All hippies under 4' must be thrown back. Or used as bait, because we don't want the hippies to get bigger and breed. I'm not sure which.
No more than 2 hippies each (you can't afford to keep more)
Or in the San Francisco Bay they have signs about not eating your catch, because there's mercury and other toxins. Riff off that?
All hippies under 4' must be thrown back. Or used as bait, because we don't want the hippies to get bigger and breed. I'm not sure which.
No more than 2 hippies each (you can't afford to keep more)
Or in the San Francisco Bay they have signs about not eating your catch, because there's mercury and other toxins. Riff off that?
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Badger: That was hilarious
Bob: I am known for biting the hand that feeds
. Sorry something about the undecorated segways rolling around the playa really irk me. And something about the handful of people I have seen standing on their segways, watching the man burn, touring the temple or just otherwise being glued to them seems to irk me even more. I'm not a fan of segways, to me they represent a level of elitist lazyness that I cannot and will not encourage.
Bob: I am known for biting the hand that feeds
. Sorry something about the undecorated segways rolling around the playa really irk me. And something about the handful of people I have seen standing on their segways, watching the man burn, touring the temple or just otherwise being glued to them seems to irk me even more. I'm not a fan of segways, to me they represent a level of elitist lazyness that I cannot and will not encourage.-
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
Do not eat the Brown Trout.
5 MPH-NO WAKE!
5 MPH-NO WAKE!
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When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
I don't care what the borg says: feather-wearers will NOT be served in Rosie's Bar.
When I ask how many burns, I mean at BRC.
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USE HERRING PROTECTION.
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
Maximum Two-stroke Outboards
(any more strokes is just masturbating)
-Badger
(any more strokes is just masturbating)
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Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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NO EDGE WEAPONS.
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NO TRANSPORTING WHILST PLANKING.
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Re: Fast: The Pier needs rules
People usually don't read an entire long list, so make sure that if people are going to read only 3, they're the MUST KNOWS... Like: Don't dive, don't set on fire, watch for splinters. And then everything else.
Also, if the sign is going to say "rules", then you need to word things as rules. Just to nitpick, two examples:
Also, if the sign is going to say "rules", then you need to word things as rules. Just to nitpick, two examples:
6 is a good rule. It tells you what to do. 8 is not a rule, it's a statement. I'd suggest either re-wording it as a command ("Wear clothes. Or not any at all.") or to put a different sign up with Tips for Enjoyment of this Pier.fbcota wrote:I like that. Just added:
6. Smile.
8. Clothing optional.
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Your nit picking can be damned, damned to hell and damned to hell again,... ohh yea we already sent it to the printers.
I think clothing optional is a fine rule. We don't need no stinkin shirts,...they will be stinkin
I think clothing optional is a fine rule. We don't need no stinkin shirts,...they will be stinkin