Lessons

Start here - tell us about yourself and what brings you to ePlaya.
Post Reply
Beaubob
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 am

Lessons

Post by Beaubob » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am

Father and 18 year old son from Bakersfield heading to the burn. We are looking for a hot chick for the son to try out his increasing libido on. Father may pitch in too to show the son a few techniques! Just let us know when and where to meet. Only really hot and really clean chicks need apply.

User avatar
Raymaker
Posts: 189
Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:13 pm
Location: London. UK

Re: Lessons

Post by Raymaker » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:54 am

Image

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 30403
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Re: Lessons

Post by ygmir » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:55 am

Paging Isotopia..........Isotopia to the front desk please........
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
Elderberry
Moderator
Posts: 14976
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: Camp Kelly
Location: Palm Springs
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by Elderberry » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:07 am

I smell a troll.
Elderberry

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

User avatar
dragonpilot
Posts: 1653
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 12:53 pm
Burning Since: 2005
Camp Name: Retrofrolic
Location: Seattle, WA

Re: Lessons

Post by dragonpilot » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:09 am

Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
Don't bore your friends with all your troubles. Tell your enemies instead, for they will delight in hearing about them.

Beaubob
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 am

Re: Lessons

Post by Beaubob » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:37 pm

What's a troll smell like?

User avatar
graidawg
Posts: 3179
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:50 am
Burning Since: 2011
Camp Name: CAMP Hooker
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by graidawg » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:39 pm

dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

User avatar
Eric
Moderator
Posts: 9360
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2003 9:45 pm
Burning Since: 2003
Camp Name: BRC Weekly
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by Eric » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:26 pm

graidawg wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised
With a pick-up line like the one above, way less than 45%. However, if dad takes the 18 year old with the increasing libido to the gay camps he is almost guaranteed not to see his son for the rest of the Burn.
It's a camping trip in the desert, not the redemption of the fallen world - Cryptofishist

Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40312
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Re: Lessons

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:37 pm

How long does a "chick" remain "clean" after indulging in a romp with a father/son pair?
Does a "hot" and "clean" chick have to resort to answering public eplaya inquiries in order to find partners?
How fast will standards fall in the next week?
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

User avatar
NellieX
Posts: 191
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:54 pm
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by NellieX » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:42 pm

I puked a little. Interested?

User avatar
Elderberry
Moderator
Posts: 14976
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: Camp Kelly
Location: Palm Springs
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by Elderberry » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:12 pm

Beaubob wrote:What's a troll smell like?
Exactly like YOU!
Elderberry

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

Beaubob
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 am

Re: Lessons

Post by Beaubob » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:18 pm

Well when you puked, were you naked?

Beaubob
Posts: 5
Joined: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:20 am

Re: Lessons

Post by Beaubob » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:19 pm

Did we mention we have sandwiches and a swimming pool?

User avatar
Sham
Moderator
Posts: 8951
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 am
Location: The hidden mythical place.....

Re: Lessons

Post by Sham » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:34 pm

Oh, for Christ's sakes dad, teach the kid how to wank off and call it a day! :roll:

User avatar
AntiM
Moderator
Posts: 20301
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 am
Burning Since: 2001
Camp Name: Anti M's Home for Wayward Art
Location: Wild, Wild West

Re: Lessons

Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:37 am

Pictures of Lily.

[youtube][/youtube]

User avatar
dragonpilot
Posts: 1653
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 12:53 pm
Burning Since: 2005
Camp Name: Retrofrolic
Location: Seattle, WA

Re: Lessons

Post by dragonpilot » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:20 am

graidawg wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised
Gosh, I didn't want to harsh his mellow too badly...
Don't bore your friends with all your troubles. Tell your enemies instead, for they will delight in hearing about them.

User avatar
graidawg
Posts: 3179
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:50 am
Burning Since: 2011
Camp Name: CAMP Hooker
Contact:

Re: Lessons

Post by graidawg » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:42 pm

if my chances were ever as high as 45% i would think i was actually in a relationship already. damn i consider 4.5% a good chance these days
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.

User avatar
theCryptofishist
Posts: 40312
Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
Burning Since: 2017
Location: In Exile

Re: Lessons

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:41 pm

Shambala wrote:Oh, for Christ's sakes dad, teach the kid how to wank off and call it a day! :roll:
Sham, Sham, Sham...You are my blue-eyed, square-jawed, snark-blessed hero.
*flutters eyelashes*
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

Post Reply

Return to “The Greeter's Station”