Lessons

Beaubob · Post by **Beaubob** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am

Father and 18 year old son from Bakersfield heading to the burn. We are looking for a hot chick for the son to try out his increasing libido on. Father may pitch in too to show the son a few techniques! Just let us know when and where to meet. Only really hot and really clean chicks need apply.

Raymaker · Post by **Raymaker** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:54 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:55 am

Paging Isotopia..........Isotopia to the front desk please........

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:07 am

I smell a troll.

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:09 am

Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.

Beaubob · Post by **Beaubob** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:37 pm

What's a troll smell like?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 12:39 pm

dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.

as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised

Post by **Eric** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:26 pm

graidawg wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised

With a pick-up line like the one above, way less than 45%. However, if dad takes the 18 year old with the increasing libido to the gay camps he is almost guaranteed not to see his son for the rest of the Burn.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:37 pm

How long does a "chick" remain "clean" after indulging in a romp with a father/son pair?
Does a "hot" and "clean" chick have to resort to answering public eplaya inquiries in order to find partners?
How fast will standards fall in the next week?

NellieX · Post by **NellieX** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:42 pm

I puked a little. Interested?

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:12 pm

Beaubob wrote:What's a troll smell like?

Exactly like YOU!

Beaubob · Post by **Beaubob** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:18 pm

Well when you puked, were you naked?

Beaubob · Post by **Beaubob** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:19 pm

Did we mention we have sandwiches and a swimming pool?

Post by **Sham** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:34 pm

Oh, for Christ's sakes dad, teach the kid how to wank off and call it a day!

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:37 am

Pictures of Lily.

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dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:20 am

graidawg wrote:
dragonpilot wrote:Take him to one of the brothels in Nevada...he's got a 95% chance of scoring there...prolly 45% on the playa, and that'll come with a lot of hard work.
as high as 45% ? gosh i am surprised

Gosh, I didn't want to harsh his mellow too badly...

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:42 pm

if my chances were ever as high as 45% i would think i was actually in a relationship already. damn i consider 4.5% a good chance these days

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:41 pm

Shambala wrote:Oh, for Christ's sakes dad, teach the kid how to wank off and call it a day!

Sham, Sham, Sham...You are my blue-eyed, square-jawed, snark-blessed hero.
*flutters eyelashes*

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