Should human race/me hold off?
Should human race/me hold off?
Yesterday, during an uneventful drive back home I thought "maybe I should have a baby sometime soon"
And today, I see that this statement was issued by human race after the 7th billion mark -
"Another couple billion children might not be the best idea at this point" - Human Race
What a bummer!
I already have few valid points on my plate as to why human race/me should think about having a baby -
1) "On the upside, world needs more stripers"
2) See 1
So, thee random stangers, please help me make this tremendously personal decision.
And today, I see that this statement was issued by human race after the 7th billion mark -
"Another couple billion children might not be the best idea at this point" - Human Race
What a bummer!
I already have few valid points on my plate as to why human race/me should think about having a baby -
1) "On the upside, world needs more stripers"
2) See 1
So, thee random stangers, please help me make this tremendously personal decision.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
I like the way you thinkwh..sh wrote:I already have few valid points on my plate as to why human race/me should think about having a baby -
1) "On the upside, world needs more stripers"
2) See 1
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Sure, have a baby. Braised with BBQ sauce.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Would that require I come to the back of your RV?Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
LOL!! This takes my concern to a whole different level.AntiM wrote:Sure, have a baby. Braised with BBQ sauce.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
nope, only that you use his towel.wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
illy dilly wrote:Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
So Dr.Pyro is Chuck Norris of ePlaya?
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Chuck Norris / "the Hedgehog" ........might be more accurate.wh..sh wrote:
So Dr.Pyro is Chuck Norris of ePlaya?
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.
There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
specifically "animal husbandry"...........i wish the strikethrough feature worked, it could have been funnier, I thinktheCryptofishist wrote:Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Ah, and I was wasting my brain energy on composting....
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Should human race/me hold off?
theCryptofishist wrote:Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
I am in favor of more stripers.


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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
not a waste of energy.......just different..........and, really your mind is probably not as guttural as mine.....theCryptofishist wrote:Ah, and I was wasting my brain energy on composting....
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
*sigh*ygmir wrote:and, really your mind is probably not as guttural as mine.....
I used to have a dirty mind...
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
However, few of us miss Stryper.

Which is too bad, because I think I have one of their albums on white vinyl somewhere. Lord save me from Christian Heavy Metal...

Which is too bad, because I think I have one of their albums on white vinyl somewhere. Lord save me from Christian Heavy Metal...
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
Re: Should human race/me hold off?
Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
wh..sh wrote:Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
hey, that pic looks like doc at the fertility clinic......even the headset so he can keep working........
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?
HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY!!!ygmir wrote:wh..sh wrote:Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
hey, that pic looks like doc at the fertility clinic......even the headset so he can keep working........
*Tears of Laughter*
Its good to know I'm not the only that imagines Doc is a workaholic Financial someone that is NOT part of WF, in a big fancy office, 50.5 weeks a year.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Its that Somewhat not part, that helps fertilize woman, plants, and specious of all sorts.Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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