Should human race/me hold off?

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Should human race/me hold off?

Post by wh..sh » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:45 pm

Yesterday, during an uneventful drive back home I thought "maybe I should have a baby sometime soon"

And today, I see that this statement was issued by human race after the 7th billion mark -
"Another couple billion children might not be the best idea at this point" - Human Race

What a bummer!

I already have few valid points on my plate as to why human race/me should think about having a baby -
1) "On the upside, world needs more stripers"
2) See 1

So, thee random stangers, please help me make this tremendously personal decision.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by junglesmacks » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:58 pm

wh..sh wrote:I already have few valid points on my plate as to why human race/me should think about having a baby -
1) "On the upside, world needs more stripers"
2) See 1
I like the way you think 8)
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by AntiM » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:58 pm

Sure, have a baby. Braised with BBQ sauce.

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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by Dr. Pyro » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:14 pm

If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.

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Post by wh..sh » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:21 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by wh..sh » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:22 pm

AntiM wrote:Sure, have a baby. Braised with BBQ sauce.
LOL!! This takes my concern to a whole different level.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:06 pm

wh..sh wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
nope, only that you use his towel.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by illy dilly » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:21 pm

ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
nope, only that you use his towel.
Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
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Post by wh..sh » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:08 pm

illy dilly wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.

So Dr.Pyro is Chuck Norris of ePlaya?
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Post by ygmir » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:17 pm

wh..sh wrote:
So Dr.Pyro is Chuck Norris of ePlaya?
Chuck Norris / "the Hedgehog" ........might be more accurate.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:54 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.
illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.
illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.
specifically "animal husbandry"...........i wish the strikethrough feature worked, it could have been funnier, I think
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:04 pm

Ah, and I was wasting my brain energy on composting....
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by wh..sh » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:If you need assistance with the getting pregnant part, you can rest assured that I, your personal physican, will indeed be only too glad to help.
wh..sh wrote:Would that require I come to the back of your RV?
ygmir wrote:nope, only that you use his towel.
illy dilly wrote: Believe it or not, even a freshly washed towel will work.
As long as it was Doc Pyro's towel, at some point.
There are third world nations whose agriculture programs rely on Doc's discarded towels.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:11 pm

I am in favor of more stripers.

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Post by ygmir » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Ah, and I was wasting my brain energy on composting....
not a waste of energy.......just different..........and, really your mind is probably not as guttural as mine.....
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:20 pm

ygmir wrote:and, really your mind is probably not as guttural as mine.....
*sigh*

I used to have a dirty mind...
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:26 pm

However, few of us miss Stryper.
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Which is too bad, because I think I have one of their albums on white vinyl somewhere. Lord save me from Christian Heavy Metal...
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by Dr. Pyro » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:38 am

Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.

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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by wh..sh » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:03 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by ygmir » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:05 am

wh..sh wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
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hey, that pic looks like doc at the fertility clinic......even the headset so he can keep working........
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by illy dilly » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:20 pm

ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
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hey, that pic looks like doc at the fertility clinic......even the headset so he can keep working........
HOLY SHIT THATS FUNNY!!!
*Tears of Laughter*

Its good to know I'm not the only that imagines Doc is a workaholic Financial someone that is NOT part of WF, in a big fancy office, 50.5 weeks a year.
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Re: Should human race/me hold off?

Post by illy dilly » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:21 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Most of my towels are somewhat clean. Just sayin.
Its that Somewhat not part, that helps fertilize woman, plants, and specious of all sorts. :wink:
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