The pocketbook is yet more powerful.
Thinkin of ya dawg...
If you were here I'd share my flapjacks and rashers with you


Savannah wrote:That is fantastic.Nipple wrote:While I was driving home tonight, I learned a valuable lesson.
That lesson: Car windows are transparent.
I had been singing on my way home. Rockin' out to the Beatles. I pulled up to a stop light, and at that moment the song Money came on. For some reason, the spirit moved me to sing the end of Happiness is a Warm Gun.
Loudly.
With wonderful expression.
Expression that makes late night televangelists squirm nervously and say "Jeeze... chill out, guy."
So I'm screaming, and pounding on my steering wheel. "WHEN I HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS, AND FEEL MY FINGER ON YOUR TRIGGER... I KNOOOOW THAT NOOOOBODY CAN DO ME NOOOOOOO HARM!"
I turn my head, wide-eyed and crazy and I'm face to face with a 10 year old boy sitting in the back of his parents SUV.
His eyes are as big as dinner plates and his mouth is hanging wide open because he is STARING AT A REAL... HONEST TO GOODNESS... BONAFIDE CRAZY PERSON.
I blinked at him and was, at the very core of me, embarrassed. I turned my head back to look forward just in time to hit post on Money and SCREAM AS LOUD AS I COULD..."THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!"
I love those memes so much.I kinda felt like I embodied every "Haters Gonna Hate" and "Not A Single Fuck Was Given That Day" image macros as I drove away from that kid.
Nope! I did celebrate happy hour at the local pub Thursday night with 4 lovely ladies though.Savannah wrote:Did you meet a girl?
I should have known big machines were involved.motskyroonmatick wrote:Nope! I did celebrate happy hour at the local pub Thursday night with 4 lovely ladies though.Savannah wrote:Did you meet a girl?
I ran excavator 2 days this week digging power trench and backfilling it. Finding the unmarked easily broken concrete sewer line while hand digging to locate the buried cable line was AWESOME! Climbed a bridge 3 times to raise and lower the flags. Got called out for some emergency overtime to repair a hole through the deck of a bridge.
Like was said before. Attitude is everything. It was definitely a good attitude week. It was a fun week too.
DROOL! SLURP! YUM!maryanimal wrote:My last few days have been stellar! It's amazing what a positive attitude will do!!
AND today I made peanut butter maple bacon fudge! No chocolate involved here. I've never tried it with chocolate.
I'm waiting for it to firm up and have a piece!! Yayaaaayayayayayay!




you can do that for a living why did the career advisor never mention these jobs when i was at school? I mean i go round peoples houses and fix broken windows which involves (usually) someone having and accident, blood (sometimes my own) late nights (they usually break them at night) ladders at ridiculous height (fucking hate ladders) and arguments witht the second lowest form of life (traffic wardens)theCryptofishist wrote: Almost as good as delivering Guinness in the boat in Venice. (Still my benchmark for cool jobs...)
graidawg wrote:you can do that for a living why did the career advisor never mention these jobs when i was at school? I mean i go round peoples houses and fix broken windows which involves (usually) someone having and accident, blood (sometimes my own) late nights (they usually break them at night) ladders at ridiculous height (fucking hate ladders) and arguments witht the second lowest form of life (traffic wardens)theCryptofishist wrote: Almost as good as delivering Guinness in the boat in Venice. (Still my benchmark for cool jobs...)
If i had known about delivering guiness on a boat in venice as a job option i would have developed fucking gills or at least become a better swimmer.
*searching for "man in the boat* joke...............Savannah wrote:He likes to row with his head over the side.
Don't judge.
It is tremendously fun but I am always edgy about hitting an unmarked underground utility and then dealing with the aftermath.theCryptofishist wrote:Heck, running an excavator must be just about one of the most wonderful jobs possible. Almost as good as delivering Guinness in the boat in Venice. (Still my benchmark for cool jobs...)
(In other words, what she said.)
Pretty much exactly what I think. Maybe we should roam the world after next year's burn and invade high schools and tell their guidance councilors that they aren't doing the guiding right.graidawg wrote:you can do that for a living why did the career advisor never mention these jobs when i was at school? I mean i go round peoples houses and fix broken windows which involves (usually) someone having and accident, blood (sometimes my own) late nights (they usually break them at night) ladders at ridiculous height (fucking hate ladders) and arguments witht the second lowest form of life (traffic wardens)theCryptofishist wrote: Almost as good as delivering Guinness in the boat in Venice. (Still my benchmark for cool jobs...)
If i had known about delivering guiness on a boat in venice as a job option i would have developed fucking gills or at least become a better swimmer.


done! and done. maybe 2013 give me time to save but with my newly increased earning potential i plan to save until i can go fuck you to the system and just do what I want i would happily go with you fishy.theCryptofishist wrote:Pretty much exactly what I think. Maybe we should roam the world after next year's burn and invade high schools and tell their guidance councilors that they aren't doing the guiding right.graidawg wrote:you can do that for a living why did the career advisor never mention these jobs when i was at school? I mean i go round peoples houses and fix broken windows which involves (usually) someone having and accident, blood (sometimes my own) late nights (they usually break them at night) ladders at ridiculous height (fucking hate ladders) and arguments witht the second lowest form of life (traffic wardens)theCryptofishist wrote: Almost as good as delivering Guinness in the boat in Venice. (Still my benchmark for cool jobs...)
If i had known about delivering guiness on a boat in venice as a job option i would have developed fucking gills or at least become a better swimmer.
Psst! Check to see if he's eating up your profits.Foxfur wrote:So that's what my mining buddy was doing...


that is PFH!!!Foxfur wrote:Raga posted this on my Facebook the other day. Love that girl I do!
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Funny thing is we have one in our backyard that me and Sweetpea used to jump on. We weren't anywhere that cute though...
Foxfur wrote:Raga posted this on my Facebook the other day. Love that girl I do!
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Funny thing is we have one in our backyard that me and Sweetpea used to jump on. We weren't anywhere that cute though...
