I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
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I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
And I spit sometimes too.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
That's nice dear, now go play in traffic.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
Is this a branch of the fuck thread?
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
ALL LIFE is a branch of the fuck thread. (Excepting bacteria and such...)maryanimal wrote:Is this a branch of the fuck thread?

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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
don't foget sweet baby Jeebus.5280MeV wrote:ALL LIFE is a branch of the fuck thread. (Excepting bacteria and such...)maryanimal wrote:Is this a branch of the fuck thread?
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
Thanks bigdane! That was distracting in a very very good way. I better watch it again to make sure I didn't miss anything...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
One Hidetoshi Nakata please...bigdane wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
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just trying to please the masses....wh..sh wrote:One Hidetoshi Nakata please...bigdane wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
There are days I could use more dick.
Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
something something pleasing masses.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
QFTAntiM wrote:There are days I could use more dick.
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
Not an argument at all, just a casual observation about life now and then.
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Oh sorry, I took it as Descartian philosophy
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...when it plainly wasn't.MyDearFriend wrote:Oh sorry, I took it as Descartian philosophy
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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I shit, so I must be an asshole
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
**implied hyperbole**oneeyeddick wrote:Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Not hyperbole for everyone- I do have a big mouth. And almost no gag reflex. I am very popular with certain people.wh..sh wrote:**implied hyperbole**oneeyeddick wrote:Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
I thought hyperbole was the name of my bong? 
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OED, good point you make. Although on this subject I think you have tunnel vision, focused, only one goal in mind. Now if you had said, "I make love, therefore I am a Dick", that actually would have been more direct since Fuck is a "vulgar" term meaning much more then just sexual relations.
from an online dictionary I provide the following:
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )
noun
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the fuck, Slang . (used as an intensifier, especially with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Verb phrases
10. fuck around, Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. fuck off, Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. fuck up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idiom
13. give a fuck, Slang . to care; be concerned.
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Origin:
1495–1505; akin to Middle Dutch fokken to thrust, copulate with, Swedish dialect focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis
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The word fuck has so many uses. Your mate is your fuck! You can fuck with anything, I mean ANYTHING! SEE!
the english language is amazing, you can be very very mad at someone and you tell them to go have sex? During my next orgasm I am going to yell out FUCK YOU! See how that goes.
from an online dictionary I provide the following:
1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )
noun
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the fuck, Slang . (used as an intensifier, especially with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Verb phrases
10. fuck around, Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. fuck off, Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. fuck up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idiom
13. give a fuck, Slang . to care; be concerned.
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Origin:
1495–1505; akin to Middle Dutch fokken to thrust, copulate with, Swedish dialect focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis
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The word fuck has so many uses. Your mate is your fuck! You can fuck with anything, I mean ANYTHING! SEE!
the english language is amazing, you can be very very mad at someone and you tell them to go have sex? During my next orgasm I am going to yell out FUCK YOU! See how that goes.
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
Jesus Fucking Christ, WeDeliver....it was an experiment in profanity, don't be a Cunt about it, OK?
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Re: I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.
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