I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.

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I FUCK, therefore I am a Dick.

Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:24 pm

And I spit sometimes too.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:28 pm

That's nice dear, now go play in traffic.

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Post by maryanimal » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:22 pm

Is this a branch of the fuck thread?
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Post by 5280MeV » Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:59 pm

maryanimal wrote:Is this a branch of the fuck thread?
ALL LIFE is a branch of the fuck thread. (Excepting bacteria and such...)
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:00 pm

5280MeV wrote:
maryanimal wrote:Is this a branch of the fuck thread?
ALL LIFE is a branch of the fuck thread. (Excepting bacteria and such...)
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Post by bigdane » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:45 pm

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Post by lucky420 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:56 pm

Thanks bigdane! That was distracting in a very very good way. I better watch it again to make sure I didn't miss anything...
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Post by wh..sh » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:00 pm

bigdane wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
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Post by bigdane » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:25 am

wh..sh wrote:
bigdane wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
One Hidetoshi Nakata please...
just trying to please the masses....
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Post by AntiM » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:32 am

There are days I could use more dick.

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Post by Nipple » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:01 am

something something pleasing masses.

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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:55 am

AntiM wrote:There are days I could use more dick.
QFT

Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:56 am

Not an argument at all, just a casual observation about life now and then.

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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:45 am

Oh sorry, I took it as Descartian philosophy
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:07 am

MyDearFriend wrote:Oh sorry, I took it as Descartian philosophy
...when it plainly wasn't.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:02 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.

Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:13 pm

I shit, so I must be an asshole
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Post by wh..sh » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:59 am

oneeyeddick wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.
**implied hyperbole**
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Post by Eric » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:18 pm

wh..sh wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Yeah what about those of us who fuck but are actually NOT dicks, quite the opposite in fact, I think we have just exploded your argument.
Nope, all you did was prove that you a either a pussy, or an asshole, or just simply have a big mouth.
**implied hyperbole**
Not hyperbole for everyone- I do have a big mouth. And almost no gag reflex. I am very popular with certain people.
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Post by FIGJAM » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:40 pm

I thought hyperbole was the name of my bong? :?
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Post by wedeliver » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:45 am

OED, good point you make. Although on this subject I think you have tunnel vision, focused, only one goal in mind. Now if you had said, "I make love, therefore I am a Dick", that actually would have been more direct since Fuck is a "vulgar" term meaning much more then just sexual relations.
from an online dictionary I provide the following:

1. to have sexual intercourse with.
2. Slang . to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse.
4. Slang . to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5. Slang . (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )
noun
6. an act of sexual intercourse.
7. a partner in sexual intercourse.
8. Slang . a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
9. the fuck, Slang . (used as an intensifier, especially with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)
Verb phrases
10. fuck around, Slang .
a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b. to engage in promiscuous sex.
11. fuck off, Slang .
a. to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c. to waste time.
12. fuck up, Slang .
a. to bungle or botch; ruin.
b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.
Idiom
13. give a fuck, Slang . to care; be concerned.

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Origin:
1495–1505; akin to Middle Dutch fokken to thrust, copulate with, Swedish dialect focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis
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the english language is amazing, you can be very very mad at someone and you tell them to go have sex? During my next orgasm I am going to yell out FUCK YOU! See how that goes.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:18 am

Jesus Fucking Christ, WeDeliver....it was an experiment in profanity, don't be a Cunt about it, OK?
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:10 am

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