One Item for BM a Day (2010-2012)
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Started sorting my playa creations to separate the stuff that's heading to Etsy.
Trying to think ahead here because If I end up with a last minute ticket, the plane fare will be devastatingly expensive so I'll try to sock away some money in case that happens.
Trying to think ahead here because If I end up with a last minute ticket, the plane fare will be devastatingly expensive so I'll try to sock away some money in case that happens.
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Although, it's definitely a gender-queer take on the phenomena...bubbavic wrote:mmm, methinks that tutu-cocking would be just a bad of an offense as shirtcocking only...more frilly.
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The static cling may even make the little fellas a bit more "dressed up"theCryptofishist wrote:Although, it's definitely a gender-queer take on the phenomena...bubbavic wrote:mmm, methinks that tutu-cocking would be just a bad of an offense as shirtcocking only...more frilly.
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Of course now I'm picturing a tutu cockring and can't find that old Saturday Night Live sketch where Kevin Nealon and other cast members play male strippers trying to dress up their members in ribbon and glitter for the ladies.lazerfox wrote:The static cling may even make the little fellas a bit more "dressed up"theCryptofishist wrote:Although, it's definitely a gender-queer take on the phenomena...bubbavic wrote:mmm, methinks that tutu-cocking would be just a bad of an offense as shirtcocking only...more frilly.
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Static cling... zap zap zap...ouch! Ok, measure must be taken to protect the boys!VultureChow wrote:Of course now I'm picturing a tutu cockring and can't find that old Saturday Night Live sketch where Kevin Nealon and other cast members play male strippers trying to dress up their members in ribbon and glitter for the ladies.lazerfox wrote:The static cling may even make the little fellas a bit more "dressed up"theCryptofishist wrote: Although, it's definitely a gender-queer take on the phenomena...
And damn you VultureChow for making me Google "Kevin Nealon Male Stripper". Well played, well played.
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bubbavic wrote:
Static cling... zap zap zap...ouch! Ok, measure must be taken to protect the boys!
And damn you VultureChow for making me Google "Kevin Nealon Male Stripper". Well played, well played.
It's killing me that I can't find the sketch or any mention of it. Phil Hartman played the make up guy who was dressing up their junk. Kevin Nealon and (i think) Dana Carvey were also in it. No memory of special guest or anything.
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VultureChow wrote:bubbavic wrote:
Static cling... zap zap zap...ouch! Ok, measure must be taken to protect the boys!
And damn you VultureChow for making me Google "Kevin Nealon Male Stripper". Well played, well played.
It's killing me that I can't find the sketch or any mention of it. Phil Hartman played the make up guy who was dressing up their junk. Kevin Nealon and (i think) Dana Carvey were also in it. No memory of special guest or anything.
I fear the internet has swallowed up any reference of said event Vulture. Either that or that memory was conceived in a mildly altered state somewhere under the pale moonlight?
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Hallelujah! I found it. They were playgirl models not strippers and the Guest was Corbin Bernsen.bubbavic wrote:VultureChow wrote:bubbavic wrote:
Static cling... zap zap zap...ouch! Ok, measure must be taken to protect the boys!
And damn you VultureChow for making me Google "Kevin Nealon Male Stripper". Well played, well played.
It's killing me that I can't find the sketch or any mention of it. Phil Hartman played the make up guy who was dressing up their junk. Kevin Nealon and (i think) Dana Carvey were also in it. No memory of special guest or anything.
I fear the internet has swallowed up any reference of said event Vulture. Either that or that memory was conceived in a mildly altered state somewhere under the pale moonlight?
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Well I just did a good chunk of my BM shopping! Yay me! Boo Bank account. I want to thank who ever invented dollar tree!
Small lock for tent ,Babywipes, fem wipes, wet ones, hand sanitizer, bag balm, waterproof bandaids, Eye drops, Chapstick,First aid kit, med tape, alcohol pads,Baby powder,playa cup, Zip Lock bags, Duct Tape, Batteries ,GLOW STICKS AND LEDS (still need more), Sunglasses, Mini Flash light,perm marker, Carabeiners,nose spray, sleeping pills, advil, Big ass goofy sun glasses, fairy wings (no idea if i will wear them).
I think thats it. So yeah one shopping trip for burning man lol.
Small lock for tent ,Babywipes, fem wipes, wet ones, hand sanitizer, bag balm, waterproof bandaids, Eye drops, Chapstick,First aid kit, med tape, alcohol pads,Baby powder,playa cup, Zip Lock bags, Duct Tape, Batteries ,GLOW STICKS AND LEDS (still need more), Sunglasses, Mini Flash light,perm marker, Carabeiners,nose spray, sleeping pills, advil, Big ass goofy sun glasses, fairy wings (no idea if i will wear them).
I think thats it. So yeah one shopping trip for burning man lol.
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A 5 gal. water jug, a nalgeen container, 2 cans Coleman fuel, wooden spoons, a bottle of TylenolER 650 mg. per, a wallet, a pachage of broadleaf weed killer was obtained at an after estate sale giveaway. Family memebers said their Grandma passed away at 95. She wanted her things sold or given away and not trashed... 
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Drawingablank wrote:Started sorting my playa creations to separate the stuff that's heading to Etsy.
Trying to think ahead here because If I end up with a last minute ticket, the plane fare will be devastatingly expensive so I'll try to sock away some money in case that happens.
I would say buy your plane ticket. There will be alot of tickets that come up near the burn of people who saw that damn video and thought this will be fun and now realize it's not going to happen. I do not have mine yet but I am moving on as usall hoping that I will be approved for low income that way I will have a ticket to get there at a low price and if that does not work people will sell the tickets below face say 2 days before.
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Just scored a case of solar led stake lights at the 99cent store. I love these for marking guy lines, evap pond, and other things that are hazards in the dark.
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I hit up the thrift shop today! Got myself a crocheted dioly that I'm going to mod into a backless halter top, and bright purple and green skirt for Mr. Fufa, and an indigo blue chinese bath robe. The robe was a tad pricey at $22, but the material is soooo nice.
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Extra tubes of Vegemite for foxfur. Sad I know
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No offense but I wiki-ed it and that stuff sounds nasty!!
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Worth it.Fufa wrote:I hit up the thrift shop today! Got myself a crocheted dioly that I'm going to mod into a backless halter top, and bright purple and green skirt for Mr. Fufa, and an indigo blue chinese bath robe. The robe was a tad pricey at $22, but the material is soooo nice.
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you will be force fed ittattoogoddess wrote:No offense but I wiki-ed it and that stuff sounds nasty!!
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melaniejane wrote:you will be force fed ittattoogoddess wrote:No offense but I wiki-ed it and that stuff sounds nasty!!
Have to find me first. Are you up for a game of where's waldo (Danielle). MUH HAHAHA!!
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I enjoy these posts from melaniejane of late; they are so menacingly unpunctuated.tattoogoddess wrote:melaniejane wrote:you will be force fed ittattoogoddess wrote:No offense but I wiki-ed it and that stuff sounds nasty!!
Have to find me first. Are you up for a game of where's waldo (Danielle). MUH HAHAHA!!
It really makes you believe this might come down to some sort of Vegemite assault, a West Side Story-style dancing knife fight, and a safeword.
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Feck yes. Without the safe word (snicker).Savannah wrote:tattoogoddess wrote:
It really makes you believe this might come down to some sort of Vegemite assault, a West Side Story-style dancing knife fight, and a safeword.
And yes S I am posting from phone - which can be challenging.
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ESP when I get the quotes messed up coz I tried to edit while on phone and cooking fish currymelaniejane wrote:Feck yes. Without the safe word (snicker).Savannah wrote:tattoogoddess wrote:
It really makes you believe this might come down to some sort of Vegemite assault, a West Side Story-style dancing knife fight, and a safeword.
And yes S I am posting from phone - which can be challenging.
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The best part was Mr. Fufa's reaction to it. He thought it was weird, and odd looking... then he put it on. "THIS FEELS SO NICE". He wore it around the house for the rest of the evening.Savannah wrote:Worth it.Fufa wrote:I hit up the thrift shop today! Got myself a crocheted dioly that I'm going to mod into a backless halter top, and bright purple and green skirt for Mr. Fufa, and an indigo blue chinese bath robe. The robe was a tad pricey at $22, but the material is soooo nice.There was was a strange vintage printed fabric robe I skipped in an SF thrift store once ($36; you can see my issue with that) but it's been years and I still kick myself for not getting it.
I guess I'll be on the lookout for another one that he won't steal....
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My goggles came today. Pretty darn quick! Payed for them sat and they got here today. They are not as high of quality as I would have thought they would be( it is not metal around the edges but shinny silver plastic) but they will get the job done.
Now just waiting on my LED's, sporknikfe and my army camelbak.
Now just waiting on my LED's, sporknikfe and my army camelbak.
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I adore out titanium sporks, the best ones have a built in clip.
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This is what I got-


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Nice!
(Pardon me, I get excited about sporks...)
This is mine:
(Pardon me, I get excited about sporks...)
This is mine:
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Sporks are cool...tell us TG, is that a Foon?
I began sorting the Hotel Silver eccoutrements for my ~Volcano cocktail show.
I've been looking for the big box of that stuff for months, and finally found it in storage, whew.
I began sorting the Hotel Silver eccoutrements for my ~Volcano cocktail show.
I've been looking for the big box of that stuff for months, and finally found it in storage, whew.
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Oooooh (((Moon))) how exciting!!!
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Kendoll and I have been playing with paint vs dye on cotton vs silk again. Way fun lol
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I use those all the time! Camping, the burn, bagged lunches.... They're so great! The serrated edge sometimes gives me canker sores thoughtattoogoddess wrote:This is what I got-