The person below me

[lucky420]

Well I wouldn't die but since I commute 120 miles to REno every other day for work it would definetly put a crunch in my finances.

TPBM graduated from the bat out of hell driving school and has the license to prove it.

[theCryptofishist]

No. Although I have special driving skill that most people on this board don't have.
TPBM wants to take one of those race car safety driving skills courses.

[lazerfox]

if by race car safety you mean rally racing then yes!!

TPBM has had one darn pop song stuck in their head all damn day.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Oddly, no. Usually my brain is cruel that way. Sometimes it takes the song it knows I hate the most and plays it to me for a week straight. Sometimes it goes back in the archives and finds a song I haven't had the opportunity to hate in a decade or two and spins that for a week. But today, it's behaving nicely.

TPBM smelled something today that brought back a bittersweet memory.

[theCryptofishist]

No.
The person below me has a fishing story to tell.

[Elorrum]

many, but one springs to mind... trolling on a lake in Washington, I learned how to swear from my grandfather when my sister caught the motor. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZeeeeeeeeeee.

tpbm wants to go fishing this summer.

[Eric]

Didn't like fishing when I ate meat. Didn't like fish when I ate meat. Sitting on a boat in the water under a parasol being lazy, however, sounds great!



tpbm has Big Plans for something other than the Burn

[catinthefunnyhat]

Annual summer trip to a friend's dad's cabin out in northern Manitoba. A big group of us gather there every year for to work on the place, play games, engage in various sorts of debauchery, and hang out on the beach. The cabin sleeps 6 comfortably but by midweek is often sleeping more, and by the final weekend, there's a little tent city in the front yard. One of our group is a DJ, so there's always at least one crazy dance party. Fortunately, there's only one other cabin within earshot, and they've never complained. We've been doing this since... well, I've been doing this for 18 years now, but the group has been going for over 20.

TPBM has small plans for something wonderful tonight.

[theCryptofishist]

News to me.
TPBM is nervous about asking someone to come to something this weekend.

[lazerfox]

Nope. I asked him about it months ago and now we are just sharing the drive. Hooping, dancing & camping here we come!

TPBM can't wait to leave work and start their weekend.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Oh I haven't done a stitch of work all day. And I "work" at home.
My partner, on the other hand, is working at work. It's hot and sunny out, and I've been pestering him all afternoon to come home early and enjoy it with me.

TPBM saw this post before I edited it to add this sentence.

[TomServo]

Nope was outside working on my camp bar...in the heat
TPBM still puts black olives on their fingers

[Eric]

I put them in my mouth.


tpbm doesn't like olives

[catinthefunnyhat]

I love the black ones and am learning to love the green ones. I take pride in being a little further ahead than my partner on both counts.
TPBM has climbed an olive tree.

[theCryptofishist]

No, and I don't think I ever will.
TPBM has been having extra smutty thoughts today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. Not today. I'm not even sure I've cracked a single dirty joke in my mind.

TPBM needs to clean the fridge. Something smells in there, and s/he doesn't know what it is.

[Sail Man]

Well, it does need a cleaning but doesn't smell, yet....

tpbm knows what I mean that when you open a deep chest freezer that has been inside a house fire, that it is wise to not breathe deeply lest you loose your cookies

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I'll take your word.
TPBM also lost some ice cream goodness recently.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, haven't had any ice cream in the house for ages.

TPBM plays along with TV game shows, and always wins.

[theCryptofishist]

I do okay on Jeopardy, and have a weird talent for Wheel! of! Fortune! even though I don't think they will ever use "Battleship Potemkin Village" as a "before and after". Although it's very rare for me to be near a tv set these days.
TPBM likes a neatly packed lunch.

[lazerfox]

Only when wrapped in seaweed.

TPBM should be in bed but isn't tired enough.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I am tired enough, and I should definitely be there. But I even procrastinate that. WTF?

TPBM sometimes secretly wishes s/he worked in advertising.

[lazerfox]

God no. I work in marketing and that is close enough.

TPBM believes marketing and advertising are the same beast

[theCryptofishist]

Look I can't tell one tapeworm from the next.
TPBM thinks I'm too damn prissy.

[Drucifer303]

false! i do not think you are prissy


TPBM loves split pea soup

[Elorrum]

I do. I even have a large ham bone from Easter in the freezer just perfect for a pot of split pea, or navy bean, soup.

tpbm has never kept anything in their freezer to make soup out of.

[SquirrelHead]

False. I have a ham bone in my freezer too just for soup.

tpbm is taking the motorcycle out today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope. I don't own any vehicles. I am, however, planning to go for a very long walk down to Leslie Spit today.

TPBM thought Leslie Spit was a person.

[FIGJAM]

I thought it was a lube!

TPBM knew better.

[theCryptofishist]

I know better than the whole lot of you. Haven't I proved it over and over.
TPBM is doing laundry tonight.