Here's where I need your help:
I plan on taking 55,000 (or so) strap ons to the Playa and turning Wednesday into WHYTHEDICK WEDNESDAY, right after Tutu Tuesday.
That's right, 55,000! and I need your help passing them out!
I need a team of Burners to gift me a few hours between Gate Opening and Wednesday afternoon and help spread these strap ons like herpes.
Even if you have an hour or two one day, it would be a huge gift to this project.
You don't even have to LIKE dicks, but it helps.
Nope, I'm not asking you to wear the dicks you give out, when you get back to your non-Playa home.
I'm only asking for you to send this gift back home with everyone we can get them into the hands of...even YOU.
Perhaps, then, when they are refound in a bag, stiff and fresh or limp and dusty, THEY'LL INSPIRE YOU OR OTHERS.
...Inspire someone to go out and do something equally penetrating everyday to change this world.
Otherwise, why the FUCK would you be at the Burn anyway?
Wanna help?
