Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Building art? Planning to perform? Building a stage or performance space? Talk about it here.

Should Richard Nixon (aka Tricky Dick) Bring 55,000 strap ons to the playa?

1. yes, exploding ones.
7
11%
2. only if they are used on people wearing clown noses
16
25%
3. omg thats ALOT of lube.
14
22%
4. are strap-ons considered moop?
6
10%
5.Shut Up Hippy, and Bend Over.
20
32%
 
Total votes: 63

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby RedHeaven » Sat May 12, 2012 10:51 am

Go ahead, call me a perv...a damn passionate, handsome, inspired, evangelizing, Playa-reborn perv.

Here's where I need your help:

I plan on taking 55,000 (or so) strap ons to the Playa and turning Wednesday into WHYTHEDICK WEDNESDAY, right after Tutu Tuesday.


That's right, 55,000! and I need your help passing them out!

I need a team of Burners to gift me a few hours between Gate Opening and Wednesday afternoon and help spread these strap ons like herpes.
Even if you have an hour or two one day, it would be a huge gift to this project.

You don't even have to LIKE dicks, but it helps.
Nope, I'm not asking you to wear the dicks you give out, when you get back to your non-Playa home.
I'm only asking for you to send this gift back home with everyone we can get them into the hands of...even YOU.
Perhaps, then, when they are refound in a bag, stiff and fresh or limp and dusty, THEY'LL INSPIRE YOU OR OTHERS.
...Inspire someone to go out and do something equally penetrating everyday to change this world.

Otherwise, why the FUCK would you be at the Burn anyway? :D

Wanna help?

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby Canoe » Sun May 13, 2012 8:04 am

Where's the dickstarter kickstarter?
Jar Jar Sith Lord
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Odd. No bears in the dump. Oh well, lets go across the road & pick blueberries.
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[i]... but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby bubbavic » Fri May 18, 2012 1:10 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
bubbavic wrote:Edit: hmmm, 55,000 Glowing Strap-Ons on parade...now that's something I can get behind!
Can they get behind you?


Only if you buy me dinner and a movie first
aka FlyingSquirrel =)

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby AntiM » Fri May 18, 2012 10:00 am

The Avengers?
http://burningman.org/timeline/

Poke me to experience my gooey insides!

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun May 20, 2012 6:24 pm

“Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else.”

– Leonardo da Vinci

Frida Be You & Me

A gift for the Playa

THIS YEARS POSTERS

2015 posters

burn,burn,burn 2016

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby oscillator » Sun May 20, 2012 7:24 pm

Hey, isn't that krug champagne?

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Re: Why The Dick is Bringing 55,000 Strap-Ons to the Playa.

Postby Alexisaok » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:18 pm

I would be honored to help you share your strap ons with the playa....and then my default neighbors. Do you have a camp placement/address yet?


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