your stupid punchline here

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:20 am

So, what's par on this hole?

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Joshua! » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:41 am

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear!

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:43 am

The Czech is in the male.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:21 am

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:30 am

"thats what she said"...
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby BoyScoutGirl » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:09 am

"A stick!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby MoBo » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:15 am

What position does she play?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:15 pm

"A bell!"

Fucking hell. I can't even get the joke right when all I have to deliver the punchline. :roll:
The punchline should've read: "Dunggggg..."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:21 pm

We're sorry, the STEP queue has been closed.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby MoBo » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:26 pm

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby H.G.Crosby » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:41 pm

"the difference is the Jello Moves when you Eat it."
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Patsh » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 pm

Don't be silly...
people don't eat parsley!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:18 pm

"And she stepped on the ball"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Joshua! » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:29 pm

Too much fucking overhead!

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby ranger magnum » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:48 pm

You should see her box
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:15 pm

So the Indian says to the Chinaman "and when did YOU get here?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:15 pm

and the priest said "but do we have enough time?"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby bigbluedoggy » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:57 pm

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:16 am

beige, I think I'll paint it beige.....

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:32 am

wet
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:41 am

The mathematician says, "there are exactly negative one people in the building."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Bounce530 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:42 am

And they let Paul Addis wire up the San Diego 4th of July fireworks.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Dr. Pyro » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:35 am

The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:41 am

underground shuttle to Los Alamos
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby TomServo » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:04 pm

so I said, "I'm sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:19 pm

He was a super-fragile, barefoot mystic plagued with halitosis.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Elorrum » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:20 pm

I came to seize her berry, not to praise it.
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.
In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo. - T.S. Elliot

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:50 pm

Paint--my--house.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:12 pm

Without me you can't have mass.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Zhust » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:31 pm

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