your stupid punchline here
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Re: your stupid punchline here
So, what's par on this hole?
Re: your stupid punchline here
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear!
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The Czech is in the male.
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"Naw, he was dead when I took him out of the vice."
May your deeds return to you tenfold,
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"A stick!"
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Re: your stupid punchline here
What position does she play?
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"A bell!"
Fucking hell. I can't even get the joke right when all I have to deliver the punchline.
The punchline should've read: "Dunggggg..."
Fucking hell. I can't even get the joke right when all I have to deliver the punchline.

The punchline should've read: "Dunggggg..."
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If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
We're sorry, the STEP queue has been closed.
What other people think about you is none of your business.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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"the difference is the Jello Moves when you Eat it."
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
Re: your stupid punchline here
Don't be silly...
people don't eat parsley!
people don't eat parsley!
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
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Re: your stupid punchline here
"And she stepped on the ball"
What other people think about you is none of your business.
Re: your stupid punchline here
Too much fucking overhead!
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Re: your stupid punchline here
So the Indian says to the Chinaman "and when did YOU get here?"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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and the priest said "but do we have enough time?"
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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Bimbo: "Nobody in this building!"
A plan is what you vary from.
Destiny Lounge has been proven to cause cuteness in small kittens.
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Destiny Lounge has been proven to cause cuteness in small kittens.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
beige, I think I'll paint it beige.....
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Re: your stupid punchline here
wet
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: your stupid punchline here
The mathematician says, "there are exactly negative one people in the building."
May your deeds return to you tenfold,
---Zhust, Curiosityist
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Re: your stupid punchline here
And they let Paul Addis wire up the San Diego 4th of July fireworks.
What other people think about you is none of your business.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
underground shuttle to Los Alamos
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: your stupid punchline here
so I said, "I'm sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?"
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Re: your stupid punchline here
He was a super-fragile, barefoot mystic plagued with halitosis.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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I came to seize her berry, not to praise it.
"Ask again later." - Magic 8-Ball
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Paint--my--house.
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Re: your stupid punchline here
Without me you can't have mass.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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It's a home for lightly-battered women.
May your deeds return to you tenfold,
---Zhust, Curiosityist
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