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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:39 am

unjonharley wrote:Let us get our collective self centered heads out of our asses.

Pay the fuck attention when your in parking lots..

Be on the lookout for kid and pet left in HOT FUCKING CARS.

Hang the fuck up on your sex phoning And call 911..

If the kid/pet looks like they are in trouble, do the right Fucking thing.

Break the MFing window,, You can pay for any mistakes later..

If the car drive away while your waiting for the cops.. Get the lic# and follow up.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Box Burner » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:51 am

What happened UnJohn?
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:07 am

I feel better today! Yay. Headache is just about gone, body aches a bit, but boy howdy, I'm skeert of taking a shower now! :lol:

I want to thank you all for all the good wishes you sent me *swooons* That was the best medicine of all!

BB!! WTFuck! Sounds like your brother is forgetful in a dangerous way. Do you keep a fire extinguiser in the house? Make sure you have an escape route! And btw, most christians aren't like your family. As the old saying goes. "Judge not, lest ye be judged". :mrgreen:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by tattoogoddess » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:14 am

FUCK

Is just about right for this picture :|
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elorrum » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:29 am

ah fuck. Maryanimal, take care dear, and I hope you feel better soon. Unjon, good point about looking out. BB, fucking yikes! keep checking the stoves I guess. Rhino, fucking sorry. Any I missed, FUCK for your troubles as well. Bob, hope the hip situation works out. Fucking ice box is dying on me today. I have a beautiful meaty hambone I need to deal with, but making a large pot of soup is not a solution. Fuck. Think I'll take it to my sisters freezer. It's the only thing I'd miss at this point.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:47 am

Box Burner wrote:What happened UnJohn?
Todays news,, One baby dead and another near death. Left in hot cars..

Happens every year.. Keep an eye out for the dumb fucks and call for help right away..

((MA))

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Re: Fuck!

Post by tattoogoddess » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:55 am

some people should just not fucking breed. Dumb fuckers!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:04 pm

(((Elorrum))) I"ve been relaxing all weekend. That and 800mg of ibuprofen are keeping me feeling good!

(((unjohn))) I doing really good! Nice to see you!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Box Burner » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:22 am

maryanimal wrote: And btw, most christians aren't like your family. As the old saying goes. "Judge not, lest ye be judged". :mrgreen:
Fuck MA, I know, I know. But sometimes I feel that way anyhow.

My Brother is a little forgetful, but only because his wife does not let him get any rest. Both literally and figuratively. H goes to work all day then has to cook dinner when he gets home (after doing the dishes). She talks on the phone all day, throws expensive($500 to $1000 usually) parties for weddings, birthdays funerals, etc., once or sometimes twice a month, for which he has to cook. Leftovers, which would usually be enough to feed the family for 3 or 4 days or more, are always given to the guests so they can have another meal or 2 later. :roll: Then about every 6 weeks or so she flies of to Samoa or Hawaii to attend a wedding or funeral or some other damn thing. And every week she goes off to the temple to do gods work. Yeah, fucking right!

So what about the partnership that marriage is supposed to be? What about fucking taking care of your dam family. I guess that ain't gods work is it? My brother really doesn't need to have a clean house and a hot meal when he gets home from work now does he. Ah well... He loves her anyway so what the hell can you do.

Meanwhile he just gets further and further into fucking debt. Whenever she runs out of credit on one credit card she just takes out another one.

Sigh...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:45 am

Well, he'll be in more fucking debt if he burns up!

He needs the photoelectric type smoke alarm in the kitchen, preferably everywhere.
You can even get them paired together now, with the ionization type.
Best to get them connected to an alarm that alerts the neighbors, and even a central station possibly.
That also alerts everyone in the house.
An alarm only helps if someone knows about it.

I strongly recommend a strobe or flashing light outside.
The faster an alarm is identified, the better.
Lights can be seen from a greater distance than you can hear a siren too.
If you use a bell, instead of a siren, easy to identify, since no one else will.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:09 am

tattoogoddess wrote:some people should just not fucking breed. Dumb fuckers!
it's nice to see we agree on something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
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Re: Fuck!

Post by goathead » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:48 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:some people should just not fucking breed. Dumb fuckers!
it's nice to see we agree on something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
guess that why I am a goat.
wait a minutes goats are suppose to have kids......

this is going to be a tough problem
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:34 am

smart people need to fuck more...


"Similarly, Richard Lynn has in the book Dysgenics: Genetic Deterioration in Modern Populations argued that genetic health (due to modern health care) and genetic conscientiousness (criminals have more children than non-criminals) are declining in the modern world. This has caused some, like Lynn, to argue for voluntary eugenics.[205] Lynn and Harvey (2008) suggest that designer babies may have an important eugenic effect in the future. Initially this may be limited to wealthy couples, who may possibly travel abroad for the procedure if prohibited in their own country, and then gradually spread to increasingly larger groups. Alternatively, authoritarian states may decide to impose measures such as a licensing requirement for having a child, which would only be given to persons of a certain minimum intelligence."
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Re: Fuck!

Post by JayBobBoy » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:51 am

FUCK!!!!!

A few months have passed and I had come to accept that I will not be attending this year. I even made plans to hike the Grand Canyon Rim to Rim, but, for some reason, I guess I had not given up entirely...you never know, ya know! That damn thing in the desert is hard to let go of.

Then the BMorg fuckers come around and dangle another elusive fucking carrot. Now I have to go through this shit all over again...

Fuck you already!

P.S. If I get tickets, I have a reservation for 4 people at Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon that I'll be cancelling. (Dammit, I wanna do both!)

P.P.S. I hope the BMorg plan to screw the scalpers works...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:57 am

JayBobBoy wrote:P.S. If I get tickets, I have a reservation for 4 people at Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon that I'll be cancelling. (Dammit, I wanna do both!)
Fuck! That's crazy. Don't cancel it!!
I am not sure how you can pass the opportunity to be at a magnificent, out-of-the-world place like Grand Canyon.
It's my life's dream to hike to the bottom, camp by the river, on a full moon night. Sigh...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:32 pm

Box Burner wrote:Fuck, I think my family is trying to kill me.... 4 days ago I went upstairs to make coffee and my brother had put something on the stove and forgot about it. It was just a black sludge in the bottom of the pot and probably would have caught fire in another few minutes if I had not gone up to the kitchen. Today I go up to make coffee and the whole upstairs has a foggy haze of smoke in it. There was a big pot with some pork shanks in it, the kind that have a 3/4 inch layer of fat on them, and it is spewing smoke. The burner was turned up all the way and the lid was askew, smoke was pouring out of it. So I took it out side and turned off the stove. When I looked in it a few minutes later the grease was still boiling hard. There was a 2 inch layer of boiling grease in it and the meat was starting to turn black.

If I would have just turned on the computer when I got up, as is my usual habit, I would have been in another house fire.

Fuck.
Never heard of this before, but maybe it would keep you around?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:43 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:FUCK

Is just about right for this picture :|
That's more fucking patriotic than I can fucking stand.

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Post by OregonRed » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:38 pm

FUCK!!!! FUCKING FUCK!!!!!


Thanks. I don't want to talk about it, I just really needed to throw that out there so it's not eating me up anymore.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:58 pm

Fuck.

That was a supportive fuck, rather than anything I needed to get off my chest.
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Post by Jax Dee » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:48 pm

Well my "fucks" are slowly sorting themselves out and I am feeling better by the day. There are still worries galore but I refuse to let them ruin the wonderful plans I have coming up with my family and for burning man. For all of you out there still dealing with your fucks...I wish you the best, I pray they work themselves out, I send you good thoughts to give you the strength to overcome. I know you can because I did. And much of the love and support that helped me came right here from this board. So thank you all again. I can't wait to see you all on the playa!

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Post by AntiM » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:50 pm

wh..sh wrote:
JayBobBoy wrote:P.S. If I get tickets, I have a reservation for 4 people at Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon that I'll be cancelling. (Dammit, I wanna do both!)
Fuck! That's crazy. Don't cancel it!!
I am not sure how you can pass the opportunity to be at a magnificent, out-of-the-world place like Grand Canyon.
It's my life's dream to hike to the bottom, camp by the river, on a full moon night. Sigh...

The Grand Canyon, fuck, that's damn hard to pass up. Have you been before?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Zhust » Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:07 pm

Fuck: I'm going to get this fucking trike done or I'll die trying.

Alas, 45 minutes of making welds to seal the drivetrain yesterday may just do it. I got up today feeling like shit. Totally a "zinc fever" kind of thing what with the vaguely feverish feeling, out of breath, maybe a bit of fluid in the old lungs (but not bad enough that I couldn't run this morning nor stop me from biking in the evening ... albeit much more lethargically.) I'm sure the burning paint didn't do me any favors either.

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Post by Sail Man » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:08 pm

Fuck Zhust, you planning on doing the fucking jungo this this year?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:40 am

Yes, respirator.

Welders I know (notoriously careless about safety) use them for galvanized.
Or won't weld it.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Zhust » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:39 am

Sail Man wrote:Fuck Zhust, you planning on doing the fucking jungo this this year?
Fuck.

Yeah. Everything is running later than I thought, but design first, build later means everything gets done suddenly all at once rather than incrementally. I might have to forgo paint, and the lights/electronics might get pushed to the week between when I ship the big parts and when I have to leave myself. Yikes.

By the way, the icky feeling passed, so I'm relieved by that. My liver is like, "what the fuck was that, dude? This is worse than booze" but at least it has some spare cells to kill off.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Elorrum » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:31 pm

Fuck. My mother struck her caregiver. I don't know where this is going to end up. Fuck dementia.
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Post by catinthefunnyhat » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:37 pm

Oh ((Elorrum)) that's... fucking awful.
Fuck dementia indeed.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:37 pm

Fuck, (((El))) , Fuck.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:50 pm

Fuck El. I'm sorry that happened. Was your mom diagnosed with Vascular Dementia. Mu mom was like that. She threatened to kill me, then came at me with knives in both hands. Rage is common with this type of dementia. My mom's on meds for that and doing good. She has here days of "bitching", bit hasn't gone after anyone. Maybe have your mom re-evaluated. I know how you're feeling and my heart is with you.

FUCK dementia!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by MyDearFriend » Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:10 pm

(((Elorrum))) so sorry. I have been struck, scratched, hair-pulled, clothes-ripped and who knows what-all by the demented, and I have always been sorry and felt like it was my fault for not being tuned-in enough to the person I was caring for. So don't feel bad for that caregiver. Your poor Mom is altered and it is our job to make her life better. NOT HER FAULT!!!

But oh hey :oops: I came in here to let off a FUCK of my own, shit, my brother is way sicker again, in fact he literally busted a gut... :( He hit the skids last night in ICU so they rushed him off to surgery AGAIN this morning, opened him up and found a puddle, yuk, and a hole in his small bowel. Six fucking hours of surgery later he is back in ICU "critical but stable," fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...............

Oh and yeah my demented mother is alone in her house again and it's my turn to go visit!!! Hoping to get some fucking Burn prep done while I'm at her house :? if my dear husband can keep her off my neck...
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