The person below me

[knowmad]

when the day comes that my burn must include pretzels so much that I stock up on them 40 days out from the dust. I'm bound to forget one of the minor details, like a ticket.

TPBM Knows the "Nose".

[jella]

As a matter a fact I do

TPBM loves squirreling away little bits of extra necessities to share at the burn

[goathead]

but I am a goat, why would I do that?

TPBM why they are scared?

[knowmad]

I just read about some poor virgin that is planing on travelling with another virgin being bike tourist to the burn, and they'll be oun our route down from The NW. Scares the crap out of me just driving in, add a bike hippie from Eugene and *Shudder*

TPMB handles virgins with kiddie gloves.

[goathead]

cattle prods are more effetive though.

TPBM thinks this is an outstanding idea

[knowmad]

no! "This" is a pronoun. and can not stand, neither here or out there.
TPBM Thought that what I wrote was mean and uncalled for. bwhahahha.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I had pretty much the same thoughts. Mean, maybe, but they weren't uncalled-for.
TPBM has never been to a rock concert.

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not sure I have. Maybe the Residents...
TPBM knows how to draw the line between "concert" and "nightclub".

[catinthefunnyhat]

I feel like at a concert, you are expected to shut up, listen (or scream, or sing along), and watch the show, whereas at a nightclub, that's only a suggestion.

TPBM thinks I have it all wrong -- not necessarily about the above statement.

[TomServo]

I think your thinking too much about what to do at a concert...maybe

TPBM has been to a Crash Worship show.

[Foxfur]

Nope. Fuck them. If I buy a ticket to a rock show, they'd better be singing and damned well better do a good job of it. Fee for service.

TPBM wonders what to make for breakfast.

[theCryptofishist]

Breakfast is the one meal of the day I have dialed in...
TPBM can explain that idiom.

[maryanimal]

Why yes I can. It means perfectly tuned; optimized; well-coordinated; everything is in perfect condition.

tpbm knows where the saying, "Where in the Sam Hil..." came from.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm guessing it's a bowdlerized version of "Where in the Hell," but that's just a guess.
TPBM has the perfect fabric but doesn't know what it's perfect for.

[theCryptofishist]

In fact, I have dozens of lost perfections.
TPBM had dozens of cute picture of puppies. Vintage cute pictures of puppies.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope.
TPBM uses soap on a rope.

[jella]

No ....but I do remember the avon hayday of soap on a a rope

TPBM prefers a bodystone to a loufa

[theCryptofishist]

Um. No.
TPBM thinks I've never tried a body stone.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fishy, I've never heard you say anything about recreational drugs, one way or another, so I have no idea what to think.
TPBM, do you use a fresh towel every time you shower?

[jella]

No, I feel as long as your clean and hang it up after it's go to go a time or two.

TPBM prefers long hot soaking baths (bubble or not) to a quick shower

[theCryptofishist]

No. Water wastage and all that.
Doesn't matter what I prefer, I can't take baths...
TPBM just rolls him/herself dry...

[AntiM]

No, too many nooks and crannies.

TPBM enjoys a mud pack.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I just find the whole word "pack" to have so many layers, that I can't actually do anything with it.
TPBM is thinking of just not bringing anything on the airplane next month.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Almost. I've already paid for 2 bags each, but I think we're going to drive a bunch of stuff across the border the weekend before and ship it to Reno to minimize the customs hassle (not to mention the carrying of heavy crap) at the airport. And, yeah, I've had fantasies about shipping everything except my wallet, passport, and the clothes I'll be wearing.

TPBM figures that getting on a crossborder flight for a 2-week trip without baggage would make my trip through security and customs far, far worse.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Actually, I wouldn't bet on it - I went to and from Europe recently with just a carry-on backpack and had no exceptional trouble from TSA, and I seem to be the one always searched. Not that I mind, I make sure to arrive in plenty of time and be helpful. Those people have tough/boring enough jobs as it is.

TPBM abhors airport security.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I don't mind the screening bit, but I dislike the whole air of suspicion and fear at airports. Customs, though... *shudder.* OK, most of my experiences have been fine. But two in particular left me shaken and weeping, despite having done nothing wrong.

TPBM knows exactly what to say to someone in power who is accusing you of lying.

[theCryptofishist]

Simon told me to!
TPBM thought that trilo would have more authority on these matters.

[TomServo]

Down with Authority!

TPBM will be bringing their A game to Burning Man.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, Asshole is a game, and it starts with A, and I do enjoy it... but no, I won't be bringing it to the playa. I'll have played enough in the weeks leading up to Burning Man, and playing cards are a MOOP disaster waiting to happen (if you're as clumsy as I am).

TPBM has hilarious, secret plans for playa mischief!

[theCryptofishist]

A game? A game? Well, I did buy this game called conflict, but it was for the cute pieces, not because I had to bring a game to the playa.
"hilarious" and "secret" are not my strong points.
TPBM has already picked out his/her game to bring to the playa.