The person below me

[lazerfox]

I didn't know I was middle aged...I can't drink coffee past 11:30am.

TPBM thinks being young is overrated

[Foxfur]

Vastly so! I love the racing stripes in my beard

TPBM has a li'l cha-cha in their shuffle today.

[Eric]

I have shuffle in my shuffle. *Oi*


tpbm fears investigating what the pets are doing in the next room

[lazerfox]

they are cats....so I'd guess sleeping

TPBM needs to iron

[Savannah]

I do; I still haven't replaced the iron I broke three months ago.

The person below me has overcommitted themselves for the month of August in the most spectacular way yet.

[OregonRed]

For the entire summer actually. I was home for only 6 days in July and it will be 10 days each in August and September.

TPBM needs more ______ before they leave for the playa.

[jella]

I certainly do !

TPBM seems to be in self destruct mode and has injured themselves repeatedly this past 2 weeks :/

[KitsuneMaeStomper]

False! I wish! Only a couple more weeks!!

TPBM eats sparkle ponies for breakfast.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh yeah.
TPBM has accidently eaten a glow-te-lope.

[catinthefunnyhat]

So that's what that was. The next day was kind of rough, but I did enjoy the glow-in-the-dark farts.
TPBM will tell me what a glow-te-lope is.

[theCryptofishist]

It's some sort of two-toed sparklepony variant. Isn't that obvious?
TPBM stepped in something gross yesterday.

[MikeGyver]

I step in something gross everyday, that's the awesomeness of wearing work boots, it doesn't matter what you step in (just don't track it into the house)
TPBM hasn't started getting stuff organized yet

[lazerfox]

Not really. Most things are all organized together though...so it won't be too terrible.

TPBM really really likes trying to help people who obviously don't know better. But then finds their efforts fruitless and moves on.

[TomServo]

All the time! So, on occasion, I give the wrong advice..and they wind up doing the right thing.

TPBM hates drama, but loves watching it from a distance.

[OregonRed]

Don't we all?

TPBM prefers comedy.

[jella]

indubitably !

TPBM need three or four hours more sleep

[theCryptofishist]

Maybe three or four more weeks sleep.
TPBM thinks I should just slow my metabolism, implant some curved claws, and become a sloth.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Sloths don't know how good they have it.
TPBM would rather be a fast-moving animal.

[lazerfox]

I am a fast moving animal...

TPBM is drinking fast

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not tonight, I'm afraid.

I'm sitting here at my friends' house. He-friend is in the next room, playing video games. She-friend is at work. I'm in the living room, using her laptop to surf the internet while using their big stero to listening to deliciously offensive hair metal (Steel Panther.... so hilarious!), nice and loud.

TPBM wishes s/he could be the opposite sex, just for a day.

[Foxfur]

I wouldn't be able to keep my hands, not to mention other peoples, off myself...

TPBM has a high opinion of navel lint.

[theCryptofishist]

Only the naval lint from Aurora, the fightenist Soviet ship ever!

tpbm wants to play battle shots.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm a gamer and a drinker, so.. fuck, yeah!
TPBM, does this look infected to you?

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, I just love it when the puss spits out!
TPBM has offered spirits to the spirits at an altar.

[BoyScoutGirl]

No, but I've seen some pretty huge barrels of sake offered at temples - on the order of 20 gallons each:



TPBM can tell me what to do with the free 24 hours I have in Vancouver on Tuesday.

[theCryptofishist]

Are there ferries? Cause ferries are cool! I spent three days in Venice and didn't really see many of the museum type cites. But the public transit is boats! fun, fun, fun...
TPBM hates boats.

[lazerfox]

I don't mind them so long as I can see land. Never been on a cruise so not sure how I will handle it when we go on the one the SO's job is paying for us...

TPBM goes on cruises at least once a year.

[theCryptofishist]

I want to make an Atlantic crossing, simply on my mother's description of doing so in the late 50s/early 60s.
tpbm agrees that the world is losing some of exotic appeal.

[C187]

Personally I never really thought of anything being exotic in the context your using, ever.
TPBM would like some soba noodles with a side of falafel balls.
(or maybe that's just my stomach telling me it's time to eat)

[TomServo]

No, but I would LOVE some spaghetti and Meat balls!...with extra grated Parmesan .

TPBM thinks it's cute how some people love to argue soo much, they'll disagree with you, by basically agreeing with you.