The Bar

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:22 pm

I cahn't staand a nayked light bulb, ahny mo-ah thahn I caan aah rude remahrk or aah vulgaar ahction.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:24 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Ah! Pirating! My true calling....

but you know the code, Sam. He who falls behind...

Gets it in the behind...?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:30 pm

*lifts bucket off bar*

heglpfff

Wha' the hell is going on in here?

Sam, sit down and have a cup of something

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 pm

buckethead alien wrote:*lifts bucket off bar*

heglpfff

Wha' the hell is going on in here?

Sam, sit down and have a cup of something

uhhhh... gin and clam juice... I don't know what it would be called, but it sounds disgusting... oh, and could you put a little onion in that?

danke...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:41 pm

Ummmm, .....yeah. That's it!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:42 pm

Almost time for my daily helping of Vitamin Guinness

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:43 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:*lifts bucket off bar*

heglpfff

Wha' the hell is going on in here?

Sam, sit down and have a cup of something
uhhhh... gin and clam juice... I don't know what it would be called, but it sounds disgusting... oh, and could you put a little onion in that?

danke...

Holy Fuck, Batman, I just happen to have a little fresh clam juice left over from last night. Made pasta with clam sauce from clammies I gathered m'self. Was good, it was.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:45 pm

I wonder how a 'the bistro' thread would do.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:48 pm

pass on the clam juice....had 3 Rockstars and one beer at the game at Flatiron yesterday. All my buds visited me at my designated table...now off to a new hole to watch my religion. Hey, RedBull, Rockstar, Monster...I'll take it all...I vant to be aull pumped uup!!!!!!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:51 pm

cowboyangel wrote:pass on the clam juice....had 3 Rockstars and one beer at the game at Flatiron yesterday. All my buds visited me at my designated table...now off to a new hole to watch my religion. Hey, RedBull, Rockstar, Monster...I'll take it all...I vant to be aull pumped uup!!!!!!

So you can run in shame when the Sox go down?

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:55 pm

boys, boys. Take it outside.

....or I'll put you up in those wrist cuffs hanging from the pipes and give you both a good spanking...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:59 pm

from the front or the rear?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:59 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:boys, boys. Take it outside.

....or I'll put you up in those wrist cuffs hanging from the pipes and give you both a good spanking...

mother may I have another?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:00 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:*lifts bucket off bar*

heglpfff

Wha' the hell is going on in here?

Sam, sit down and have a cup of something
uhhhh... gin and clam juice... I don't know what it would be called, but it sounds disgusting... oh, and could you put a little onion in that?

danke...
Holy Fuck, Batman, I just happen to have a little fresh clam juice left over from last night. Made pasta with clam sauce from clammies I gathered m'self. Was good, it was.

I haven't had fresh clam juice in years... I remember the clam press we had set up in a cabin over near the coast. We'd trick the clams into wandering into our clam traps, up on the cliffs, by making "clam-in-trouble" calls... pathetic little voices, piping so high and clear, like a clam with it's foot stuck in a rock as the tide comes in... and all the other clams would come marching up the shore in little clam brigades, each one with it's leader, rushing to help what they thought were fellow clams with an extremely poor sense of direction.

Then, after they had entered the traps, it was just a matter of picking out the weaker males, throughing them in the clam press, and climbing in in our bare feet, and pressing the juice out of the poor, misguided, little bivalves. Eventually, like with the baby seal slaughter, the State of California baned the clam slaughter, but it is good to see that enlightened states, such as the one you're in... allows the free harvesting of male clams. It actually strengthens the herd to cull the weak ones.

Ah... those were the days.

Of course I was doing alot of peyote and tequila at that time, so those may not have been the days... but I remember something about clams... I think...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:06 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:pass on the clam juice....had 3 Rockstars and one beer at the game at Flatiron yesterday. All my buds visited me at my designated table...now off to a new hole to watch my religion. Hey, RedBull, Rockstar, Monster...I'll take it all...I vant to be aull pumped uup!!!!!!
So you can run in shame when the Sox go down?

Jason

ouch!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:10 pm

tish, I can't believe you're encouraging them!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:11 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:pass on the clam juice....had 3 Rockstars and one beer at the game at Flatiron yesterday. All my buds visited me at my designated table...now off to a new hole to watch my religion. Hey, RedBull, Rockstar, Monster...I'll take it all...I vant to be aull pumped uup!!!!!!
So you can run in shame when the Sox go down?

Jason
:lol: :lol:

ouch!!

Hey babe don't worry, he's had too much to drink again.......

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:11 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: So you can run in shame when the Sox go down?

Jason

ouch!!

Hey babe don't worry, he's had too much to drink again.......

Maybe that is Schillings excuse too

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:12 pm

Jason,

only if you never call me mother again.

("princess", however, remains acceptable.)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:13 pm

probably "really" hurt his ankle being driven around in a NYC cab

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:14 pm

cowboyangel wrote:probably "really" hurt his ankle being driven around in a NYC cab

In NYC they know how to treat a traitor. LOL

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:14 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Jason,

only if you never call me mother again.

("princess", however, remains acceptable.)

There is only one princess in my life right now. Sorry, how about Dutchess?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:15 pm

goddammit Jason!

Enough with the sports talk.

Pour me a goddamned drink.

(jamesons, neat)

...um, please?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:16 pm

mmm, no duchess. reminds me of the movie Clueless.

Goddess is a fine option...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:17 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:goddammit Jason!

Enough with the sports talk.

Pour me a goddamned drink.

(jamesons, neat)

...um, please?

I don't think whiskey has ever been neat at least not when I am drinking it. It tends to get a bit sloppy....oh wait that's me not the whiskey.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:17 pm

in this bar women don't have the privaledge to simply end sports talk with a flip of the tongue

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:17 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:mmm, no duchess. reminds me of the movie Clueless.

Goddess is a fine option...

I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:18 pm

How 'bout a slip of the tongue, cowboy?

besides, I work here now.

didn't you get the memo?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:20 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:How 'bout a slip of the tongue, cowboy?

besides, I work here now.

didn't you get the memo?

Is that any way to treat the priso...patrons?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:21 pm

I prefer "flip"