Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

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Post by samtzu » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:39 pm

[quote="Sensei"]At least I didn't start a thread about "wingeing", whiner.
LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have been wanting to point that out... but wanted to keep my insides intact... Thanks Sensei...
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:55 pm

Sensei wrote:
At least I didn't start a thread about "wingeing", whiner.
at least some of us can call it what it is.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:13 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sensei wrote:
At least I didn't start a thread about "wingeing", whiner.
at least some of us can call it what it is.
Wingeing is a portmanteau word combining cringing and whining?

My best guess. I still can't account for the extra "e". The pervasive influance of Indeliblesaurus rex, perhaps.

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:02 pm

If you-know-who had started this thread, it would be "Brothel girlge in search of wildge camp!!!".

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:04 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Sensei wrote:
At least I didn't start a thread about "wingeing", whiner.
at least some of us can call it what it is.
Wingeing is a portmanteau word combining cringing and whining?

My best guess. I still can't account for the extra "e". The pervasive influance of Indeliblesaurus rex, perhaps.
I prefer the spelling 'whinging' - preserves the silent 'h' of 'whining'

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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:15 pm

i never got a spelling.
it would rhyme with 'hinge' though.

i picked it up from my Australian ex..... but never asked him to spell it.
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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:21 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i never got a spelling.
it would rhyme with 'hinge' though.

i picked it up from my Australian ex..... but never asked him to spell it.
hmmmm. I heard it first from an older English woman and the 'hinge' rhyme is a perfect match for the way she said it. The also used the word 'boring' in the most marvellous way, e.g. someone who was so irritating that you'd prefer to have a hole bored in your head to dealing with him.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:23 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i never got a spelling.
it would rhyme with 'hinge' though.

i picked it up from my Australian ex..... but never asked him to spell it.
hmmmm. I heard it first from an older English woman and the 'hinge' rhyme is a perfect match for the way she said it.
What part of England? Salisbury? You know, where "Stonehinge" is?

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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:23 pm

there are others... i believe it is 'skint' for someone extremely poor.

i always have liked wanker though. especially when you know what it really refers to. then when someone is called a wanker it's hard not to smile.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:24 pm

Wanker good.

How to you feel about "twee" and "mingy"?

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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Wanker good.

How to you feel about "twee" and "mingy"?
don't know 'em. definitions?

oops, gotta run. i'll check in tomorrow.....
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Post by stuart » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:28 pm

my center back Andy, full blooded north london cockney, once shouted in exasperation 'nog jammin cunt'
call me baby

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:30 pm

"twee" was sort of preciously cute, as I recall. Like a little tea shop with lace curtains and anti-qs.
"mingy" might have been rhyming slang for dingy or stingy--but I really don't know. I'm reaching back almost 20 years.

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:52 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:i never got a spelling.
it would rhyme with 'hinge' though.

i picked it up from my Australian ex..... but never asked him to spell it.
hmmmm. I heard it first from an older English woman and the 'hinge' rhyme is a perfect match for the way she said it.
What part of England? Salisbury? You know, where "Stonehinge" is?
Sussex. But actually she was an upper-crust U.S. citizen who married an English lord or something as a relatively young woman and never looked back. I knew her only as a wonderful, ancient matriarch with plenty to say. Of cigarettes and marijuana, she said she preferred grass for the way it smelled. Never smoked either.

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:59 pm

Hi everyone!

I did not leave the board for good just a small vacation to Tahoe.

The weather was beautiful. No snow but I met some fun new friends at a kareoke bar!!!

I did a small photo shoot with a new model and I will be enlargeing some for next years burn. She is my best model yet and I can't wait to do more shoots and have more naughty fun with my new fire cracker.

All apologies are accepted and I look forward to hearing from you Ruth. I PM'ed you my cell #


Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by helitack » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:16 pm

Hmmmm.....with a name like yours Kristy, and I do love sweet Kreamy things, and I sometimes help with hot wild burning things. Hell I've crawled across deserts similar to the Sahara, just to bring someone a simple pint of Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio. I could be game and I am fearless.
Maybe see you next year at my new theme camp. Kamp Apockolipptika. Talk to you later, maybe? helitack

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Post by buckethead alien » Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:34 pm

helitack wrote:Hmmmm.....with a name like yours Kristy, and I do love sweet Kreamy things, and I sometimes help with hot wild burning things. Hell I've crawled across deserts similar to the Sahara, just to bring someone a simple pint of Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio. I could be game and I am fearless.
Maybe see you next year at my new theme camp. Kamp Apockolipptika. Talk to you later, maybe? helitack
Um, Kristy asked me to give you a message for her: Take a number.

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:24 pm

So... Ol' buckethead alien is relaying "messages" for Kristy, eh?

Man, I always thought that silver-space-buckethead-man costume was kinda pimpin'. You sly dog, you.

P.S. Can I get a ride in your pimpsaucer?

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Post by stuart » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:27 pm

ITHM

Kristy asked me to give you a massage. Here, take my number.
call me baby

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Post by buckethead alien » Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:28 pm

Sensei wrote:So... Ol' buckethead alien is relaying "messages" for Kristy, eh?

Man, I always thought that silver-space-buckethead-man costume was kinda pimpin'. You sly dog, you.

P.S. Can I get a ride in your pimpsaucer?
Why certainly, brother sensei

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:21 pm

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Now That's Big Pimping There Buddy!

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:34 pm

Hi Everyone !

If anyone wants to be my message boy they have to pass a test first.

1. are you humble
2. will you follow orders, no questions asked (trust is key not blind faith)
3. can you accept ANYONE to share kindness with
4. can you reject all fear, guilt, anger and unhappiness
5. will you share all possitive ideas, perception and plans you have

Put in laymens terms, can you be a friend.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:41 pm

Truthfully, I have become quite impressed with our Kristy. I'd apply for the job, but unfortunately I can't get past requirement #1.

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:47 pm

Sensei wrote:Truthfully, I have become quite impressed with our Kristy. I'd apply for the job, but unfortunately I can't get past requirement #1.

Admission of our weaknesses is one of humilities first steps.

I think you will do just fine!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:56 pm

Does this mean I get the job?

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:17 pm

sure

run everything by me first.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:20 pm

WOO-HOO! Ok, I'm gonna run with this...

Alrighty boys and girls, you heard the lady. Any messages (or massages) you may have for Miss Kristy Kreme, may (but not must) be sent thru Sensei.

('Course I may not have actually gotten the job, but no problem. If I don't get it, I'll just apply for the pool-boy job.)

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:22 pm

I'm so proud! In a humble way, of course...

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Re: message boys

Post by helitack » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:48 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Hi Everyone !

If anyone wants to be my message boy they have to pass a test first.

1. are you humble
2. will you follow orders, no questions asked (trust is key not blind faith)
3. can you accept ANYONE to share kindness with
4. can you reject all fear, guilt, anger and unhappiness
5. will you share all possitive ideas, perception and plans you have

Put in laymens terms, can you be a friend.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme
Kristy, I will do my best if given the chance. helitack

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:09 pm

Kristy if you can now capture the hearts of the hard liners like Rob, Bob, Joel, Stuart, Badger for a start, then you've really got something going on.
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