Best Line Today
- tatonka
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Re: Best Line Today
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
~Mark Twain
~Mark Twain
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
Re: Best Line Today
Excellent
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Never go on trips with anybody you do not love. Ernest Hemingway.
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
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Re: Best Line Today
The tyranny of the ants over the grasshoppers.
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens
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"It's easy to get a snake to dance, once you get the shoes on him!" 

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Re: Best Line Today
To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????
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Conduit wrote:To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????
Hell, three of the last four pick up lines directed my way, were literally that sentence....
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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"love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle"
Hunter S. Thompson"
Hunter S. Thompson"
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
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Hickey, your friend the sheriff is lying on the jailhouse floor, a hole in his middle a mile wide.
- Billy the Kid (1941)
- Billy the Kid (1941)
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Re: Best Line Today
It is the shelter of each of that people live
Irish proverb
Irish proverb
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
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“Life’s tough … it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
John Wayne
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
Re: Best Line Today
Johnny Deep in the new Lone Ranger movie= Hunter S. Tonto!!! 

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Re: Best Line Today
Lonesomebri wrote:I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.

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Savannah wrote:Lonesomebri wrote:I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.
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Yeah, I didn't realize how much I missed him until he came back...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.” — George S. Patton
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
Re: Best Line Today
"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!" 

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Re: Best Line Today
FIGJAM wrote:"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!"
*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*
I can't do it...........*eyes watering*
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Re: Best Line Today
Do not change horses until they stop running..
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Yea, don't it just make ya wanna grab ur snake!!! 

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
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"what, me worry? " Alfred E Newman
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
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ygmir wrote:FIGJAM wrote:"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!"
*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*
I can't do it...........*eyes watering*
Figgy, look what you've done to poor Ygmir.

(Paraphrasing John Travolta) I ain't that kind of plumber.
Re: Best Line Today
But I created it just for Yg!
It has it all.
Misdirection, big switch, and inuendo.
I was gonna say wrench, but snake added soooooo many levels!!!
It has it all.
Misdirection, big switch, and inuendo.
I was gonna say wrench, but snake added soooooo many levels!!!

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Strike while the......bug is close
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"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"
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"Strike while the irons are on."
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FIGJAM wrote:"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"
"It's always darkest before....daylight savings time".
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"Life sucks sometimes, being miserable NEVER makes it suck less" - Grandpa
" Make me strong , not to be superiour to my brothers , to fight my greatest enemy ..... myself . " Chief Dan George .
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
We all feel ,We all bleed, We all share the pain of living ,and loss..... we're not so different after all
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