Best Line Today

[tatonka]

"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
~Mark Twain

[gyre]

Excellent

[tatonka]

Never go on trips with anybody you do not love. Ernest Hemingway.

[BBadger]

The tyranny of the ants over the grasshoppers.

[FIGJAM]

"It's easy to get a snake to dance, once you get the shoes on him!"

[Sic Pup]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-from my local PennySaver type rag (I really will read anything)

[Conduit]

To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????

[theCryptofishist]

To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????

Hell, three of the last four pick up lines directed my way, were literally that sentence....

[tatonka]

"love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle"
Hunter S. Thompson"

[Ugly Dougly]

Hickey, your friend the sheriff is lying on the jailhouse floor, a hole in his middle a mile wide.
- Billy the Kid (1941)

[tatonka]

It is the shelter of each of that people live
Irish proverb

[tatonka]

“Life’s tough … it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne

[FIGJAM]

Johnny Deep in the new Lone Ranger movie= Hunter S. Tonto!!!

[Savannah]

I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.

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[theCryptofishist]

I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.

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Yeah, I didn't realize how much I missed him until he came back...

[tatonka]

“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.” — George S. Patton

[FIGJAM]

"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!"

[ygmir]

"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!"

*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*

I can't do it...........*eyes watering*

[unjonharley]

Do not change horses until they stop running..

[FIGJAM]

Yea, don't it just make ya wanna grab ur snake!!!

[tatonka]

"what, me worry? " Alfred E Newman

[Ugly Dougly]

"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!"

*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*

I can't do it...........*eyes watering*

Figgy, look what you've done to poor Ygmir.

(Paraphrasing John Travolta) I ain't that kind of plumber.

[FIGJAM]

But I created it just for Yg!

It has it all.

Misdirection, big switch, and inuendo.

I was gonna say wrench, but snake added soooooo many levels!!!

[ygmir]

brilliant!!

[unjonharley]

Strike while the......bug is close

[FIGJAM]

"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"

[gyre]

"Strike while the irons are on."

[unjonharley]

"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"

"It's always darkest before....daylight savings time".

[tatonka]

"Life sucks sometimes, being miserable NEVER makes it suck less" - Grandpa

[ygmir]