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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:34 pm

"I can live for two months on a good compliment."
~Mark Twain
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:04 pm

Excellent

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:05 am

Never go on trips with anybody you do not love. Ernest Hemingway.
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby BBadger » Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:14 am

The tyranny of the ants over the grasshoppers.
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:16 am

"It's easy to get a snake to dance, once you get the shoes on him!" 8)
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Sic Pup » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:27 am

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Conduit » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:24 pm

To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:40 pm

Conduit wrote:To my two year old son, "Noah, you should never eat anything that you find on the dog!" Who says that??????

Hell, three of the last four pick up lines directed my way, were literally that sentence....
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:43 am

"love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle"
Hunter S. Thompson"
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:31 pm

Hickey, your friend the sheriff is lying on the jailhouse floor, a hole in his middle a mile wide.
- Billy the Kid (1941)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:37 pm

It is the shelter of each of that people live
Irish proverb
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:17 pm

“Life’s tough … it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:34 pm

Johnny Deep in the new Lone Ranger movie= Hunter S. Tonto!!! 8)
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Savannah » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:03 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.


:lol:

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:59 pm

Savannah wrote:
Lonesomebri wrote:I will only be running my passive aggressiveness when it is most needed and necessary; during the peak heat of the day, during the cool quiet of the evening, the early morning hours and during the coming twilight, and sometimes in-betweens. It will be lit, sometimes lividly.


:lol:

viewtopic.php?f=323&t=65000&start=90#p951915

Yeah, I didn't realize how much I missed him until he came back...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:15 pm

“Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.” — George S. Patton
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:28 am

"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!" :lol:
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:02 pm

FIGJAM wrote:"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!" :lol:


*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*

I can't do it...........*eyes watering*
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby unjonharley » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:44 pm

Do not change horses until they stop running..

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:45 pm

Yea, don't it just make ya wanna grab ur snake!!! :wink:
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:29 pm

"what, me worry? " Alfred E Newman
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:51 pm

ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:"Although my visage has never inspired a painter to pick up his bush, it has caused many a plumber to reach for his snake!" :lol:


*jaw drops at such a straight line put forth*

I can't do it...........*eyes watering*


Figgy, look what you've done to poor Ygmir. :D

(Paraphrasing John Travolta) I ain't that kind of plumber.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:58 am

But I created it just for Yg!

It has it all.

Misdirection, big switch, and inuendo.

I was gonna say wrench, but snake added soooooo many levels!!! :lol:
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:37 am

brilliant!!
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby unjonharley » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:18 am

Strike while the......bug is close

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:06 am

"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:25 am

"Strike while the irons are on."

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby unjonharley » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:22 am

FIGJAM wrote:"It's always darkest before it turns completely black!"


"It's always darkest before....daylight savings time".

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:36 am

"Life sucks sometimes, being miserable NEVER makes it suck less" - Grandpa
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:07 am

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