One Item for BMan 2013 a Day
- unjonharley
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Putting the TICKET in the van right now
- theCryptofishist
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Scour old posts for quotable tags for the meet n greet?Shambala wrote:I got everything packed and ready to go. Now I'm climbing the walls thinking of other things that need to be done. This is worse than having too much to do. I keep second guessing myself.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- MikeGyver
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Last day off before I leave. Everyone knows what that means!!
Getting all the road trip vehicle prep done today. Then I might even start packing. Holy shit less than 48 hours till I leave.
Getting all the road trip vehicle prep done today. Then I might even start packing. Holy shit less than 48 hours till I leave.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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I haven't even looked at the hut full of stuff. I packed clothes last month and bought and packed my food and kitchen, lights, toiletries etc...there better be tarps, chairs and icechest in that hut. Who was it that told me I was playing BM roulette? So be it.
What if the raccoons are nesting in my pile of shit? Nah.
What if the raccoons are nesting in my pile of shit? Nah.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- ohCarie
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OMG Ratty, I am so in awe of how you could just whip up that amazing beany baby scarf for a stranger. You are a rock star! I would add lights to it, but that's my addiction. (You should have seen a friend's face when I showed her my bin of led string lights & el wires organized by color and type--and she's a fellow burner! Hoarder? Me? No way!)
As long as we are on the topic, do you need anything lit up with a light string?
As long as we are on the topic, do you need anything lit up with a light string?
If you think you've overdone it, double it.
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Thanks. I'm happy with all the color changing xmas light strings. Thanks so much for the offer. I usually just toss some over my outfit and go.
Hey! No body is a stranger on Eplaya. We just haven't met yet.
I just unloaded the hut. Everythings fine. Same old dusty pile I stuck in there.
Hey! No body is a stranger on Eplaya. We just haven't met yet.
I just unloaded the hut. Everythings fine. Same old dusty pile I stuck in there.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Filled the vehicle and the 2 gal can with diesel.
Hung a new xmas tree air freshener
I packed everything up but clothing which is on the agenda for this evening.
I also need to go through my walking about bag because I vaguely recall seeing lens-less goggles at one point (came with two sets of interchangeable lens) .
The only thing not crossed off my list is the Reno shopping, the loading of my overnight bag, cell phone and laptop (and associated paraphernalia) and something to hold the coolers off the floor (mainly because I was in no mood to start cutting 4" x 4"'s by the time I finished).
I actually fit everything* in the vehicle with a 4" gap on top, just enough to use the interior rear view mirror which was a concern since my drivers side mirror is half what it used to be (due to the Gorilla tape securing it) and resembles some sort of odd confluence of fractals and the web of a spider on LSD.
* This is relative as, once again, I was unable to find room in my vehicle for my personal camp greeters/mascots, Patience and Fortitude (I'm understandably bummed by the situation):

Hung a new xmas tree air freshener
I packed everything up but clothing which is on the agenda for this evening.
I also need to go through my walking about bag because I vaguely recall seeing lens-less goggles at one point (came with two sets of interchangeable lens) .
The only thing not crossed off my list is the Reno shopping, the loading of my overnight bag, cell phone and laptop (and associated paraphernalia) and something to hold the coolers off the floor (mainly because I was in no mood to start cutting 4" x 4"'s by the time I finished).
I actually fit everything* in the vehicle with a 4" gap on top, just enough to use the interior rear view mirror which was a concern since my drivers side mirror is half what it used to be (due to the Gorilla tape securing it) and resembles some sort of odd confluence of fractals and the web of a spider on LSD.
* This is relative as, once again, I was unable to find room in my vehicle for my personal camp greeters/mascots, Patience and Fortitude (I'm understandably bummed by the situation):

"Enjoy every sandwich" - W. Zevon
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oh pup, i'm bummed too. would have LOVED to come across those on the playa.
if you can get 'em to reno, i can take them from there...(sorry, i know its prob a little too late, but worth a try)
if you can get 'em to reno, i can take them from there...(sorry, i know its prob a little too late, but worth a try)
"Settle down you two and play nice - or no dubstep for either." mdmf007
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
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Thanks, but they're lazy sods. When I asked them to jog along besides the vehicle it was met with a stoic "are you fuckin' kidding me?" stare. It was at that moment that it occurred to me I should've shipped them with the NY container (and be sparing with the air holes). Oh well, they'll have to wait for the confessional year (their loss)
I forgot that I grabbed the Audio Art Tour intending to listen on the ride but ended up listening to most of it on my walk. There's some exciting stuff out there that I'm itching to interact with.
I forgot that I grabbed the Audio Art Tour intending to listen on the ride but ended up listening to most of it on my walk. There's some exciting stuff out there that I'm itching to interact with.
"Enjoy every sandwich" - W. Zevon
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They would look majestic strapped to the roof of your car.
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They would, wouldn't they?
Wearing neckties, like a corporate guy just off work, happy in a convertible . . .
Wearing neckties, like a corporate guy just off work, happy in a convertible . . .
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"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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Wearing goggles
- MikeGyver
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Now you must do it. put a piece of plywood on your roof and put them ontop with suit jackets, ties and goggles.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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We make a great committee. We should be writing for television, you guys!
*** The Burning Man Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
Re: One Item for BM a Day
Bought a bunch of shit on Amazon to ship to where I'm staying in Reno (dear god thank you for that). Wasted most of the day going shopping for shoes and something to wear. No luck. About to start packing the suitcase, for real...see where I'm at. Need one damn quarter so I can do some laundry!
Need to figure out how to work itunes so I can make the playlist for Punk Pirate Sunday. Sunday night, taking over the pirate ship, playing all punk all the time, until we get tired of driving around. Last year it was so much fun I woke up Monday morning sans mug, light and pee funnel.
I need to get my volunteer shifts (GPE/Ranger) figured out, too! And NOT PANIC.
Need to figure out how to work itunes so I can make the playlist for Punk Pirate Sunday. Sunday night, taking over the pirate ship, playing all punk all the time, until we get tired of driving around. Last year it was so much fun I woke up Monday morning sans mug, light and pee funnel.
I need to get my volunteer shifts (GPE/Ranger) figured out, too! And NOT PANIC.
- theCryptofishist
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Talked myself out of a bottle of Fra Angelico. Really, hazelnut liqueur? Someone must have been drunk.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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theCryptofishist wrote:Talked myself out of a bottle of Fra Angelico. Really, hazelnut liqueur? Someone must have been drunk.
It's good! Birthday cake shots, Nutella drinks...
I am officially freaking out because I went to pay for my ticket, and it says the links expired/ticket number's used. So, I'm praying I already paid for it and don't remember. Except I don't have any kind of confirmation email, saying I did that.
Worse, my stuff isn't half packed and the suitcase is almost full and I don't know what to do. I'm already packing about as sparse as I could, for Burning Man. Maybe I'm screwed on a ticket and not going after all!

- tattoogoddess
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Try a new browser.
Thing for today,,,,
Epic panicking!
Thing for today,,,,
Epic panicking!
maladroit- Burning Man is like a second job, except you pay to work there.
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
Burning Man is just the pre party for exodus! - fellow burner during exodus
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You mean your Burning Man ticket, or your plane ticket?
- PhoenixFemmeFatale
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
All the groceries are bought and stacked... Ready to be loaded (minus last minute purchase of some produce). Today I am decorating my bike and writing up instructions for my in-laws on how to feed/water my kids while I'm away! 
"I hitched a ride with a vending machine repair man
He says he's been down this road more than twice
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice"
He says he's been down this road more than twice
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice"
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I scored a nice 14' trampoline from craigslist for cheap. That should be fun.
That's all I need...I don't need anything else, not one more thing....Oooh, I need this!
That's all I need...I don't need anything else, not one more thing....Oooh, I need this!
"It is all very beautiful and magical here - a quality which cannot be described. You have to live it and breath it., let the sun bake it into you" - Ansel Adams
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Yay! I have new to me corset type tops.
oh yeah, the Essentials, because one will only survive in the desert if they have a 14-inch Tramapaline. [not a misspellhin]]JayBobBoy wrote:Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I scored a nice 14' trampoline from craigslist for cheap. That should be fun.
That's all I need...I don't need anything else, not one more thing....Oooh, I need this!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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I would bring one if I had room. A place to sleep durring the day and a big bouncy cot at night.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- geospyder
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Re: One Item for BM a Day
Hope to do a "dry" run today. Load the food into the cooler to see how much room I'll need for ice (frozen one gallon milk containers) or if I'll need a second cooler.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
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I couldn't pass it up for $50.
You are welcome to come and watch the tramps bounce around if you like.
You are welcome to come and watch the tramps bounce around if you like.
"It is all very beautiful and magical here - a quality which cannot be described. You have to live it and breath it., let the sun bake it into you" - Ansel Adams
- Captain Goddammit
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Ha! Something I noticed, as a convertible driver myself: It's the people who work in office buildings that drive home on hot sunny days with the top down on their BMW Z3 or whatever. I work outside (crane truck) and they look at me funny 'cuz I go home top-up, windows-up, A/C on.Savannah wrote: Wearing neckties, like a corporate guy just off work, happy in a convertible . . .
I've been in the goddamm sun all day! I drive top-down on weekends, evenings or night when it's warm enough.
So - today, more final packing and list-checking and trying to not forget critical things that seem impossible to overlook - but it's in fact quite easy!
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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guh, i'm with CFM - tryin to figure out what the hell to wear!! fucking female problems! why do we care about this so much?!
"Settle down you two and play nice - or no dubstep for either." mdmf007
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
- Captain Goddammit
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Easy answer: nothing!
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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If it makes you feel good and is fun, by all means go ahead with a costume, but why feel like you have to wear something special? Don't ever let anybody make you feel like you're not participating just because you didn't spend $100 on glow-in-the-dark fur.
I wear something fairly close to my typical field work clothes. Either that, or full-length pajamas. A few of my campmates ribbed me a little bit and tried to get me into a sarong, but if I didn't feel like it - fuck 'em. My clothes are comfy so that's what I want to wear. Last thing I want is some froo-froo frills getting in my way as I climb some huge sculpture in deep playa.
I wear something fairly close to my typical field work clothes. Either that, or full-length pajamas. A few of my campmates ribbed me a little bit and tried to get me into a sarong, but if I didn't feel like it - fuck 'em. My clothes are comfy so that's what I want to wear. Last thing I want is some froo-froo frills getting in my way as I climb some huge sculpture in deep playa.
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry