The person below me
Re: The person below me
Been to court by choice aplenty. Remember fossa it's never as bad as you anticipate.
TPBM wishes they only worked 40 hours a week.
TPBM wishes they only worked 40 hours a week.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
I actually work part time.
TPBM is fascinated by those metal disks (nails?) used by surveyors (as "benchmarks"?).
TPBM is fascinated by those metal disks (nails?) used by surveyors (as "benchmarks"?).
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- FossaFerox
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Re: The person below me
Definitely. I've actually stumbled upon a few in some rather remote places in the mountains around LA, usually one's demarcating the corners between towns whose borders end in the range. I feel really sorry for the guy who has to hike up there with surveying equipment as part of his job.
TBPM has some awesome hiking stories they'd like an excuse to share.
TBPM has some awesome hiking stories they'd like an excuse to share.
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.
Re: The person below me
I have a connection with reptiles and amphibians. On several occasions I have predicted, (out loud), that there will be a horned toad, snake lizard, snake or other beastie around the next turn. Creepy even to me.
TPBM has a plausible explanation.
TPBM has a plausible explanation.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Re: The person below me
I'm guessing you might have a sharp sense of smell. Snakes don't smell much, but their leavings can.
The person below me has been bitten by a poisonous snake before.
The person below me has been bitten by a poisonous snake before.
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"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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Re: The person below me
a couple have tried, but thats why i wear proper boots in the desert
tpbm is going out to buy proper boots, asap.
tpbm is going out to buy proper boots, asap.
Frida Be You & Me
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
I may as well buy improper boots.
TPBM has one last onerous duty for the workweek.
TPBM has one last onerous duty for the workweek.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The person below me
Got to finish up some Actual Work tonight, then start on the handmade bits for tomorrow nights outfit.
tpbm never wears a Halloween "costume", because they know all the parts are from, or will be recycled into, other outfits
tpbm never wears a Halloween "costume", because they know all the parts are from, or will be recycled into, other outfits
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Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
No. I just don't have your sartorial gift.
tpbm can tell me if hash browns and assassins have the same linguistic root.
tpbm can tell me if hash browns and assassins have the same linguistic root.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- OregonRed
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Re: The person below me
You would think that I could, given that my degree is in English. Alas, my focus was literature.
TPBM is a math person.
TPBM is a math person.
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

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Re: The person below me
Fuck.Math. I managed to graduate with a degree in engineering while hating math with a fiery passion. I swear I made a conscious effort to forget most of the math I'd learned once I thought I'd finished my final math class at UCLA. Then I discovered one of my upper div. engineering courses was sneakily titled "the mathematics of engineering" and got the worst grade I've ever received in any level of education. Oh well, I got my degree all the same and now I'm a personal trainer, so fuck it.
The person below me is working in a field they actually planned on going into from a young age.
The person below me is working in a field they actually planned on going into from a young age.
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.
Re: The person below me
Yes, I call it 'semi-retirement' and am loving every minute of the last week and a half!
TPBM has actually noticed that rattlesnakes smell like watermelon
TPBM has actually noticed that rattlesnakes smell like watermelon
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
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Re: The person below me
I have never sniffed a rattlesnake.
TPBM has licked a toad.
TPBM has licked a toad.
M*A*S*H 4207 We're not doctors.
"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken." stolen from my amazing friend Dwayne Gerken's fb status post.

Re: The person below me
Licked hell. I've eaten the whole thing.
TPBM is going to a Halloween party tonight.
TPBM is going to a Halloween party tonight.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
Nope. No parties scheduled in my future.
TPBM wishes her/his life were so easy.
TPBM wishes her/his life were so easy.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: The person below me
Up to a couple of days ago, I would have agreed. But now I have a couple of parties on the horizon that I actually WANT to attend!
TPBM is also finding themselves grinding their teeth a little as they watch the snow fall outside.
TPBM is also finding themselves grinding their teeth a little as they watch the snow fall outside.
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
- lucky420
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Re: The person below me
No but if it were snowing here I'd be tickled as hell.
Tpbm wants to get pickled
Tpbm wants to get pickled
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
Re: The person below me
I wish I could be a cucumber again. but once you're pickled...
tpbm is making good progress on weekend plans.
tpbm is making good progress on weekend plans.
”On second thought, Let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.”
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
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Re: The person below me
Lounging around, yes...
TPBM is prepping for the Days of the Dead coming next weekend.
TPBM is prepping for the Days of the Dead coming next weekend.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The person below me
Right now I'm trying to see if I can get an outfit for tonight finished in 7ish hours before I have to head to work in it. I have no time to think about next weekend - yet.
tpbm prefers Day of the Dead to Halloween
tpbm prefers Day of the Dead to Halloween
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Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
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Re: The person below me
Yes, I do.
TPBM is tempted to scold me for cultural appropriation.
TPBM is tempted to scold me for cultural appropriation.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: The person below me
nah have fun
TPBM can't stand to hear holiday music in the stores already
TPBM can't stand to hear holiday music in the stores already
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- FossaFerox
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Re: The person below me
I can't stand holiday music period. Christmas was always the saddest time of year for me, from early childhood right up through college. Three years in a row while at UCLA I volunteered to work 18 hour shifts from Christmas Eve through Christmas Day just to keep my mind off of things. Spending that time alone in the empty dorms was less lonely than the alternative. On the bright side, the amount of time I spent working retail in high school did make me fairly adept at tuning it out when it does come on.shroom wrote:nah have fun
TPBM can't stand to hear holiday music in the stores already
TPBM has had at least five radically different jobs in the course of their life.
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.
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Re: The person below me
Not really radically different, but Construction, Mercedes dealership, Security, Nursery and Teaching people to ride horses pretty well spans the choices. Trying to stay away from retail.
TPBM just picked up a new hobby
TPBM just picked up a new hobby
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Re: The person below me
No, actually trying to rid myself of a few.
Tpbm loves led lights
Tpbm loves led lights
A wise man gets more from his enemies than a fool does from his friends.
-Niki Lauda
-Niki Lauda
Re: The person below me
they can be pretty cool
TPBM likes to go bowling
TPBM likes to go bowling
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire."~~Fred Shero
- TomServo
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Re: The person below me
I do like to go bowling! Made up my own version of bowling in 2002, to crush all my beer cans.
TPBM has a pair of old school lawn darts they want to gift me.
TPBM has a pair of old school lawn darts they want to gift me.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
No.
TPBM has a set of old school lawn darts that they want to use in a sacrificial rite.
TPBM has a set of old school lawn darts that they want to use in a sacrificial rite.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Eric
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Re: The person below me
Haven't lived anywhere with a lawn since 1991, ergo: no lawn darts.
tpbm is ready for a good earthquake.
tpbm is ready for a good earthquake.
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Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
Eric ShutterSlut
Former Ass't Editor & columnist, BRC Weekly
- FossaFerox
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Re: The person below me
Yeah, we're probably due. Thankfully I've got a sturdy desk and plenty of supplies left over from the burn so I'll be snug for a few days if anything happens.Eric wrote:Haven't lived anywhere with a lawn since 1991, ergo: no lawn darts.
tpbm is ready for a good earthquake.
TPBM is a full blown prepper even apart from their burn prep supplies.
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.