Babies Concieved at BM 2013
Babies Concieved at BM 2013
We conceived our baby this year at Black Rock City. We are looking for others who have babies due in May of 2014 or anyone who has conceived a baby at BM.
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Re: Babies Concieved at BM 2013
Giving this topic a poke over to Experiences at Burning Man. I can''t think of a better spot for it! 
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Congratulations!
So, do we get to help with names? (Or should we just send gifts to the shower and behave like proper Defaultians?)
So, do we get to help with names? (Or should we just send gifts to the shower and behave like proper Defaultians?)
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Congratulations!
Now on a more serious note, it's a good thing there were no complications. I wouldn't recommend this to others.
Now on a more serious note, it's a good thing there were no complications. I wouldn't recommend this to others.
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Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Psst! JK! That was "conceived". Not "delivered".
IMHO, that's pretty low risk, at least the way I do it.
I think if you put a ban on attempting to conceive on the playa, all you would hear over the burning man weekend would be the sound of dust in the wind and an occasional lonely cricket. Nobody would want to come! (pun intended)
I think if you put a ban on attempting to conceive on the playa, all you would hear over the burning man weekend would be the sound of dust in the wind and an occasional lonely cricket. Nobody would want to come! (pun intended)
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OH! Never Mind.
I don't have anything against conceiving a baby at the event. In fact I highly recommend it. Must have had a brain fart.
I don't have anything against conceiving a baby at the event. In fact I highly recommend it. Must have had a brain fart.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Well, there is ONE other possibility, ie, you may be so incredibly well endowed that Mr. Happy could be viewed as a weapon of mass destruction, and if THAT is the case, then my hat is off to you Sir, and I shall address you as "SIR!" from this point forward! 
Edit: massive thread drift. HEHEHEH.
Edit: massive thread drift. HEHEHEH.
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I assure you, that isn't the case.
And now back to your regularly scheduled posting.
And now back to your regularly scheduled posting.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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You can name the little hipplet "Dusty"…
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Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
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"Moop"… that's it… not odd at all with folks named Ryvr and Zen!BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
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I heard two of my camp mates in 2012 doing what I firmly believe was conceiving their child. I can do the math and pretty sure it's right on the money. He is a cute little dude! I feel like I was part of it! 
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And yet, not necessarily the weirdest thing one has ever seen on the Playa.BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
You'd certainly have to think first, anyway.
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If its a boy, name him John Frum.
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fernley1 wrote:If its a boy, name him John Frum.
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Re: Babies Concieved at BM 2013
The ones who conceived this year will be easy to find next year...just check Camp Envy in 2014.
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I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
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Didn't someone just propose some placental playa art here? Like a month ago?Savannah wrote:And yet, not necessarily the weirdest thing one has ever seen on the Playa.BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
You'd certainly have to think first, anyway.
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(Laughing!)Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
Eric, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that was NOT what they meant by "Fertility 2.0". Just sayin'!
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You interpret the themes your way, I'll interpret them mine.GreyCoyote wrote:(Laughing!)Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
Eric, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that was NOT what they meant by "Fertility 2.0". Just sayin'!
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Eric, I admire your fortitude, determination and effort. Better luck in 2014! 
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Maybe you're shooting blanks!
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*cackle*Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
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My glasses must be dirty. I keep seeing this as Rabies Conceived at BM 2013. I do a double take every time.
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Rabies is spread by contact with saliva, so, yeah that would be quite possible, Fishy.
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Ah. Now, with whom did I swap bodily fluids...
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Eric wrote:
I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
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