Babies Concieved at BM 2013

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Babies Concieved at BM 2013

Post by Ryvr » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:12 am

We conceived our baby this year at Black Rock City. We are looking for others who have babies due in May of 2014 or anyone who has conceived a baby at BM.

- Ryvr & Zen

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Post by Sham » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:35 am

Giving this topic a poke over to Experiences at Burning Man. I can''t think of a better spot for it! 8)

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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:24 am

Congratulations!

So, do we get to help with names? (Or should we just send gifts to the shower and behave like proper Defaultians?) :mrgreen:
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:59 am

Congratulations!


Now on a more serious note, it's a good thing there were no complications. I wouldn't recommend this to others.
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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:14 am

Psst! JK! That was "conceived". Not "delivered". :mrgreen: IMHO, that's pretty low risk, at least the way I do it. :shock:

I think if you put a ban on attempting to conceive on the playa, all you would hear over the burning man weekend would be the sound of dust in the wind and an occasional lonely cricket. Nobody would want to come! (pun intended)
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:21 am

OH! Never Mind. :oops:

I don't have anything against conceiving a baby at the event. In fact I highly recommend it. Must have had a brain fart. :shock:
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Post by GreyCoyote » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:23 am

Well, there is ONE other possibility, ie, you may be so incredibly well endowed that Mr. Happy could be viewed as a weapon of mass destruction, and if THAT is the case, then my hat is off to you Sir, and I shall address you as "SIR!" from this point forward! :mrgreen:

Edit: massive thread drift. HEHEHEH.
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:26 am

I assure you, that isn't the case. :cry:

And now back to your regularly scheduled posting.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:03 pm

You can name the little hipplet "Dusty"…
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Post by BBadger » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:05 pm

Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:15 pm

BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
"Moop"… that's it… not odd at all with folks named Ryvr and Zen!
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Post by Sham » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:49 pm

I heard two of my camp mates in 2012 doing what I firmly believe was conceiving their child. I can do the math and pretty sure it's right on the money. He is a cute little dude! I feel like I was part of it! :shock:

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Post by Savannah » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:44 pm

BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
And yet, not necessarily the weirdest thing one has ever seen on the Playa.

You'd certainly have to think first, anyway. :)
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Post by fernley1 » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:12 pm

If its a boy, name him John Frum.

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Post by Patsh » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:37 pm

fernley1 wrote:If its a boy, name him John Frum.

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Post by maladroit » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:17 am

The ones who conceived this year will be easy to find next year...just check Camp Envy in 2014.

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Post by Eric » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:48 pm

I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
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Post by VultureChow » Mon Dec 09, 2013 2:04 pm

Savannah wrote:
BBadger wrote:Umbilical cord MOOP would be... odd.
And yet, not necessarily the weirdest thing one has ever seen on the Playa.

You'd certainly have to think first, anyway. :)
Didn't someone just propose some placental playa art here? Like a month ago?
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Post by GreyCoyote » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:09 pm

Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
(Laughing!)

Eric, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that was NOT what they meant by "Fertility 2.0". Just sayin'! :mrgreen:
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Post by Eric » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:10 pm

GreyCoyote wrote:
Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
(Laughing!)

Eric, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that was NOT what they meant by "Fertility 2.0". Just sayin'! :mrgreen:
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Post by Sham » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:52 pm

Eric, I admire your fortitude, determination and effort. Better luck in 2014! 8)

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:23 pm

Maybe you're shooting blanks!
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Post by Savannah » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:33 pm

Eric wrote:I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
*cackle*
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:40 pm

My glasses must be dirty. I keep seeing this as Rabies Conceived at BM 2013. I do a double take every time.
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Post by MyDearFriend » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:46 am

Rabies is spread by contact with saliva, so, yeah that would be quite possible, Fishy.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:10 pm

Ah. Now, with whom did I swap bodily fluids...
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Post by Shoeshine » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:42 pm

Eric wrote:
I tried to "conceive" this year, but no matter what I did that boy just wouldn't get pregnant.
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