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Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:14 pm

Doesn't matter where it comes from if you like it.

Post more than one if you like.


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Arthur Poppington

Postby Cassidy » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:17 pm

"It's DefendOR!"

EDIT: dam, forgot quotes

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Tutu Tuesday discussion

Postby Cassidy » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:27 pm

Discussing wearing tutus on Tutu Tuesday, with a Virgin:

"Do they make those for men?"

"Sure. They wear them in Swan Lake." (ok, I made that part up... but then:)

"Oh....... I've never been there."




{{gasping-for-air-laughter ensues}}

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Postby illy dilly » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:43 pm

Telling a guy I work with to try a sandwich shop down the street,
his response
"Na, I want something smothered in something"
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Postby FIGJAM » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:55 pm

Deer hunting and 2 guys were setting up camp about 100ft. away. dark 30 and they had no lights showing. We hear "Throw me the knife".
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Postby Trishntek » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:59 pm

When simply recalling Robert Duvall's line in "Apocalypse Now", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." My neighbor replied,

"I didn't know palm trees smell different in the morning!"
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Postby ygmir » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:15 pm

to a gal I was trying to impress with my music:

"do you like Jimi Hendrix"?

her reply:

I really don't like country music much.............
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Postby FaeTora » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:18 pm

My Little Sister, "I heard of these great new bands: Green Day, Nirvana, and Depeche Mode. Have you heard of them?"
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Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:25 pm

My new neighbors(from Alaska)

I say... " GOOD MORNING !!!"...@ 8:20 a.m.

She says..(in her houserobe and curlers)

" Every time you do that IT SHAKES OUR WHOLE HOUSE !! "

I find irony in this because they live in a trailor.
I wonder if they thought thier igloo was a house also???
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Postby ygmir » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:31 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:My new neighbors(from Alaska)

I say... " GOOD MORNING !!!"...@ 8:20 a.m.

She says..(in her houserobe and curlers)

" Every time you do that IT SHAKES OUR WHOLE HOUSE !! "

I find irony in this because they live in a trailor.
I wonder if they thought thier igloo was a house also???


I'm just guessing here, but, thinking there is more to your "good morning" and, a smile and friendly wave?

details, please.......... :P :P
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Postby FaeTora » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:34 pm

maybe he is yelling so loud that the earth beneatht hem shakes. Don't yell at BM, preparing for all situations may have gotten harder if you do.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:55 pm

it went something like this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k39cQyjt2zE[/youtube]
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Postby Elderberry » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:02 pm

Read on Twitter: I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

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Postby Elderberry » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:26 pm

Another one from Twitter: I don't mean to brag, but the tampons I wore in high school still fit.

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Postby ohCarie » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:57 pm

A sparkle pony who is a birgin this year said in response to my invitation to attend a BM planning get-together this weekend, "Nah, I mean it's only 4 days [that I'm camping in the desert when I have only done 2 weekend trips to powered campgrounds in 3 years]."
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Postby gyre » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:56 pm

~My Name Is Earl~

On cold nights we slept like babies.
But this wasn't just because of the temperature.

Catalina: Gas leak, get up, you're all being poisoned.

Randy: Five more minutes.

Catalina: cheerfully... Five minutes, you'll be dead.

Randy: Four more minutes?

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Postby Ranger Genius » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:16 pm

Re: the phrase "funny as hell:"

Actually, the only thing that's funny about hell is that people believe in it. Which is both funny and sad. Kinda like a smoking monkey.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:16 am

I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.

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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:05 am

Haha


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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:14 am

C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.


Brando fan, CFM?...............
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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:20 am

ygmir wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.


Brando fan, CFM?...............


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I'm dairy free...I forget what that line was from. Whitest Kids You Know, maybe?

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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:25 am

C.f.M. wrote:
ygmir wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:I like my women like I like my toast. Hot and slathered in butter.


Brando fan, CFM?...............


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I'm dairy free...I forget what that line was from. Whitest Kids You Know, maybe?


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Postby 303jewels » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:22 am

''sounds like a skeleton having a wank in a biscuit tin''
(my cars engine)
Timeless motion..........

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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:44 am

Oh, I knew you were referencing Last Tango. Hence my little advert. I meant my initial line about butter.

"I like my women like I like my coffee."

"Hot and dribbling in your lap?"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85ed8d ... ben-garant

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Postby ygmir » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:24 am

just playin' along, CFM..........you are good.
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Postby C.f.M. » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:35 am

Fresh off the Transformus list, LIFE WORDS.

"Don't be stupid y'all."

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Care Bears

Postby VeganChoirGirl » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:03 pm

I am an admin, sitting at my desk, heard my boss (who doesn't have children) say into his phone, "I'm going to have Care Bears and rainbow." I DEFINATELY want to know wtf that was about.
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!

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Postby Rice » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:49 pm

My 16 year old son's response to my offer to take him to BRC: "There is no way in HELL that I am going to that Hippie-Fest!!!"

me: "Are you sure?, there will be naked people there.", thinking that might sweeten the deal

him: "NO Fucking way!!!"

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Postby FaeTora » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:02 pm

Today at work - "I don't know their last name, I'm just invited to the wedding."
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Postby gyre » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:46 pm

"No experience required."

"No experience?
You've got a lot of that."


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