Best Line Today
Best Line Today
Doesn't matter where it comes from if you like it.
Post more than one if you like.
"Promenade, you son of a bitch!"
Post more than one if you like.
"Promenade, you son of a bitch!"
Arthur Poppington
"It's DefendOR!"
EDIT: dam, forgot quotes
EDIT: dam, forgot quotes
Tutu Tuesday discussion
Discussing wearing tutus on Tutu Tuesday, with a Virgin:
"Do they make those for men?"
"Sure. They wear them in Swan Lake." (ok, I made that part up... but then:)
"Oh....... I've never been there."
{{gasping-for-air-laughter ensues}}
"Do they make those for men?"
"Sure. They wear them in Swan Lake." (ok, I made that part up... but then:)
"Oh....... I've never been there."
{{gasping-for-air-laughter ensues}}
- illy dilly
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Telling a guy I work with to try a sandwich shop down the street,
his response
"Na, I want something smothered in something"
his response
"Na, I want something smothered in something"
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
- Trishntek
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When simply recalling Robert Duvall's line in "Apocalypse Now", "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." My neighbor replied,
"I didn't know palm trees smell different in the morning!"
"I didn't know palm trees smell different in the morning!"
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
- oneeyeddick
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My new neighbors(from Alaska)
I say... " GOOD MORNING !!!"...@ 8:20 a.m.
She says..(in her houserobe and curlers)
" Every time you do that IT SHAKES OUR WHOLE HOUSE !! "
I find irony in this because they live in a trailor.
I wonder if they thought thier igloo was a house also???
I say... " GOOD MORNING !!!"...@ 8:20 a.m.
She says..(in her houserobe and curlers)
" Every time you do that IT SHAKES OUR WHOLE HOUSE !! "
I find irony in this because they live in a trailor.
I wonder if they thought thier igloo was a house also???
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
- ygmir
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oneeyeddick wrote:My new neighbors(from Alaska)
I say... " GOOD MORNING !!!"...@ 8:20 a.m.
She says..(in her houserobe and curlers)
" Every time you do that IT SHAKES OUR WHOLE HOUSE !! "
I find irony in this because they live in a trailor.
I wonder if they thought thier igloo was a house also???
I'm just guessing here, but, thinking there is more to your "good morning" and, a smile and friendly wave?
details, please..........


YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
- oneeyeddick
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- Elderberry
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Read on Twitter: I just molested myself. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.
JK
JK
JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- Elderberry
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Another one from Twitter: I don't mean to brag, but the tampons I wore in high school still fit.
JK
JK
JK

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me

http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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A sparkle pony who is a birgin this year said in response to my invitation to attend a BM planning get-together this weekend, "Nah, I mean it's only 4 days [that I'm camping in the desert when I have only done 2 weekend trips to powered campgrounds in 3 years]."
"It's not that I'm so old, it's that I'm so drunk." -Felony
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Re: the phrase "funny as hell:"
Actually, the only thing that's funny about hell is that people believe in it. Which is both funny and sad. Kinda like a smoking monkey.
Actually, the only thing that's funny about hell is that people believe in it. Which is both funny and sad. Kinda like a smoking monkey.
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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Oh, I knew you were referencing Last Tango. Hence my little advert. I meant my initial line about butter.
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"Hot and dribbling in your lap?"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85ed8d ... ben-garant
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"Hot and dribbling in your lap?"
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85ed8d ... ben-garant
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Care Bears
I am an admin, sitting at my desk, heard my boss (who doesn't have children) say into his phone, "I'm going to have Care Bears and rainbow." I DEFINATELY want to know wtf that was about.
Finally moving to SF...can't WAIT!
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